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Testerfuze: Whr dis heywhizzy of a guy We must hav our battle oo or like fuckyouhard once said "battle me or worship me"

niqqa..I aint running..afta losin to ksslib..u tink u'll get a cheap compensation..buhaha..bhak to d mata..when?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point : Fuckyouhard


Rhymes - 2 points : TIE(rhyming scheme were like primary skul pupil)




Similes/Metaphors - 2 points : Fuckyouhard



Punchlines - 3 points : FYH


Personals - 2 points : Elymax


Flow - 1 point : FYH

Wordplays - 2 points : Elymax

Closer - 1 point : Elymax




MVGT : FYH..7-5..twas a very tight battle..punchlines did it for FYH

WARRIBLOOD: //
am a young boy of 18yrs...who has seen more pucsies dan a midwife//

why d phuck do u like biting frm yung6ix..biter

Guykhena: "Am 'Killing Vampires' nigga am 'Raising The Stake"..

hmm..dat woz d0pe

M.I Abaga latest release king james has bin trending d airwaves since it release..IMO,this iz a perfect come back song..In a scale of 10,I rate dis jam 9/10..drop ur ratings here..my fav line is "I brought 'ice in'(icing) lyk I'm baking a cake..also drop ur favourite lines here...

Testerfuze: C'mon iceskkid,you can do it....dnt make him think you're scared of him with ur stalling and by the way....whr d 4k is this heywizzy of a son

I'm here dude

mikuz: Testerfuze : Your battle with Heyezzy is up next. 24 lines - start prepping your bars.
Testerfuze Vs Heyezzy : Road To Total Massacre II

dude..it's heywhizzy

jrerico1: I tune on since 5pm, heard nothing. Pls is there any link to download?

not yet..I'm nt sure there was any radio stations playing it in d east..do u stay there?

Wow..was d0pe.."to all ye rappers..yu are dead"..noted

The king is back..70 radio station,4 african countries,1 song..where ever u maybe at 5.pm tune ur radio on nd listen to M.I come back song titled #kingjames

Uniben admission aspirant lets chat here

M.i posted on f.b yesterday dat e iz releasing a track today

I'm also in..pair me with testerfuze

TechnicalRex: it's still wack......

hater..drop urz..I dnt av tym for ur b.s

Testerfuze: I ent moved by a word dat dis thug said...funny he's claimin drug-head/even if you mingle wit alora guys for 10 good years,you wouln't still be rugged
/
You don chop beef gala superbite and rite?,no wonder you're messing around/1 blow 7 die,I'll kill you 10 times within a round/

We "shall see"(chelsea) when I'll be given an "oscar" for causing "hazard" in a "mata" of time/a scary defensive structure eder balanta in prime/
hey! Wizzy...the only real wizzy I knw is lil wayne/rest are jst wanna-be dogs who shuda been kept in chains/

His rhymes?...shapeless,his beef?...tasteless/cnt pen a d0pe mix...I mean,who d fvck is dis fake chef/
reality wise,we know ur type,/you still a toadling you neva ripe....you sure say you evn knw the difference between a long d!ck and a pipe/
i dnt tink so...you no fit grow/until you knw the difference btwn Omo baba olowo and O.B.O/ till then.....bye byeeee!!!

#Rapberry

uncreative wacko/I leave u stuck in a limbo/with ur hands akimbo/when I spit fire on u lyk sango/in this thread u are the baronet/whyl I'm wearing d coronet/admit it,I've finished u boy/and that wil bring u natin buh joy/cos by me,u'll b buoyed/by buying u toys/

I'm a calvinist/u're a mere cavist/ur lines are weak lyk thread/u're useless to this thread/ur flows are threadbare/u're as dull as a teddybare/my flows aint comedy buh it cracks ur rib nd dstroy ur thorax/my barz are strond enuf to toe racks/let me employ u as ma toast master/I'm in charge of schooling u,cal me ur head master/I jes spared(speared) u lyk I'm edge/to d rocky ledge/even tho u're an a55hole(aso) u can't rock/cos ur brain az bin locked wit ma flows nt a padlock/

Testerfuze: Wit sum few whack rhymes 2 patch,he felt he's up on the qualitative/bt his sh!t is still local lyk an herbalist mix...a 4kin native
Wah were you tinkin son?...ohh you wanna join the elite too/you said you're great bt I bet no one believed you/
Hw dare you take a shot @ bukato...altho he can't flow/bt you claimin boss when you're nothing bt a django/

In here,alotta guys are ahead of you..evn yeyenat is ur granny/so much 4 the hype...claimin ronaldo when you're jst a nani/
A flop niccur who couldn't make the men united(man united)/mayhem...nw we have the crew divided/
we'on believe ur false story,we knw it jst a deciet-iish/cus you made united men divided now we have men in the city/man city.

I fuse(FUZE) u with d rest of haterz/dat try to test me lyk TESTER/I'm beta dan u all d truth is bitter/buh lying aint any sweeter/

to b FRANK,u won't stil b kul,when I drop u in OCEAN/u smel wackness,I suggest u use a lotion/testerfuse,watch as I remove ur testicles/with barz lyk tentacles/that u can't avoid/cos it leaves ur IQ null and void/u dey gve me beef afta I've eaten gala,beefy,superbite nd rite/rap aint ur career..bhabha bounce to anoda syd of life/tryna diss me was a gamble/nw c aw u are left in shambles/

dis nigga won't b d0pe even wen e takes overdose of codeine/cos afta dat I'll slaughter im in d open..no coding/I divide ur body into crumbs/den u make a crunch/cos u av bin crushed/nd flushed/buh there was no1 for u to clutch/

u're an abandoned orphan/wit natin to offer/there iz natin else u can render/except u surrender

Smtin u knw natin about/u missd ur way kuming to dis thread,gerrawt

olubukato: wasiu wetin be dis
mtscheeww.....

wasiu na ur broda name,ryt?

Dis is flow for rank/tel niggaz to stop d rants/if nt I'll burst their brain/nd render dem insane/dis niggaz aint eager/to follow d leaderz/

olubukato/aka wacko/lean on d wall lyk gecko/while I flog ur a55 hole/u jex a nit wit/a broom iz wat u knit with/I leave u trapped in a pit/let ur bi.tches sh1t/insyd,so flies can shave ur armpit/I gues u wil be hating it/

any nigga wu say to me e iz beta/can tel floyd is money may wither(mayweather)/cos IMO,I'm d best,ask niggaz frm owerri/if u doubt,u're OYO lyk u're frm ibadan/anybody wey try beef,I turn im or her to were/leavin such persin eatin dirts frm dusk to dawn/

olubukato: Wasiu comot for road joor

lol..ya broda name,ryt?..u fynd yaself in d wrng thread

olubukato: I be me(Ibime) the don, no dey yarn dust/
I go throw u for salanga to rust/
My bullets in ur head go turn u to saw dust/

My bars will make u clueless like Gej/
When I kill you/ ur mama go shout diaris godu o like Pej/

This nigger will rather kill himself than commit suicide with a bomb/
Oh yeah, he is that dumb/

Let's battle joor

xtremely wack..smh

I leave a nigga in a hot pit(pete)/b4 dat I wld wear im a parka(parker)/let's c aw e survives d heat/even if e spits fire lyk sango,it wld only leave(live) im(in) hotter(ota)

peterrParker: thief! what the f_ck's debar?

mhad mhan..dumbass..it means to prevent smbody frm doing smtin..poverty no make u get advanced dictionary

degreen: I have seen so many E8,D7 in literature

hmm,I noticed dat

ify01: I have tried that oh. . .but it shows the same statement. Is my result withheld?

I cnt say

According to your observations on d few results you have seen thus far..which subject do u think pple failed most and d 1 u tink most ppl passed..IMO,most failed=economics,most passed=government..drop ur observations here

hulkhiharitoz: yes

try it again..even if ur result was seized..dat iz nt wat iz supposed to be written

hulkhiharitoz: Myy results kip on sayin is not available for this candidate at the specified year!!! And tomoorrow is my last day of filling my o levvel details @unilorin
#crying bitterly

did u change d month frm nov/dec to may/june

ify01: My own shows: RESULT NOT AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIFIED CANDIDATE.
Please what is the meaning?

it iz in nov/dec..change it to may/jun

hulkhiharitoz: it from the site

snd ur dtails if I may hlp u

hulkhiharitoz: I don't get u..pardon?

am asking if it's d text message format u're using or d site?..if u are avin problems u may send ur details to me

hulkhiharitoz: Myy results kip on sayin is not available for this candidate at the specified year!!! And tomoorrow is my last day of filling my o levvel details @unilorin
#crying bitterly

is it d mssg 4mat u are using?