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peterrParker: what's he typing? Never rhyming/ i spit deadly like the viper, call me pregnant randy/ your bars dont bring the humour, man/ you'll get wrapped up in white like you're comrade of the ku klux klan

luke,if u are peter doesn't mean u shld deny the fact I'm beta dan u/mark ma word,I spit viral aint talking aids,ebola or flu/dis guy got bitten by a spider,xo e tinks e iz spyda man/mere fallacy,my agenda iz to transform u, aint talking TAN/I'll get u spiderman wearz nd a rope,xo u can fly to ur grave/cos dissing me means dat iz exactly wat u crave/burn in hell,dude/while ur wyf gets n.Ude/wit me,cos I gave ha food/smting u cldn't do/

peterrParker: a spinster stirring steak/ - you a bytch beefing me/ your IQ won't rice like your an offspring of Mister bean/ dumb zombie. . . you wont shyte sensible things/, if you feed on brains/

u jes confessed u're senseless/of a truth I won't sh1t sensible tinz if I fid on brains lyk urz/senseless sh1t parker,u jst called a nigga of 15 a spinster/I go slap u dis oldman nd u go c star/ get a lyf xo u can feed ur wyf nd stp hating on d0pe teens lyk us/cos we dnt take sh1t frm old men,we are damn fearless/

peterrParker: for heaven's sake! Thread doesn't rhyme with bleed/
he's wack, even as a document, no one will be sighning him/
i'mma ''cut'' out your liver, and ''divide'' your spleen/
even your maths teacher aint bright like pete/

dis nigga dey claim BRIGHT cos e gat BASKET MOUTH/e jes dey WAFFLE,battle me,u won't win nor DRAW/cos Imma beat im til e quits walking nd start to crawl/peterparker aka shitparker cnt even beat a nigga at bout/

GIYAZZ: Too many Newbies!

list dem

Plz cn I study accounting with d7 in econs...urgent replies plz

Plz cn I study accounting with d7 in econs..uniben..urgent replies plz

StreamerBlogger: send d scratch card details and registration number so i can check for him...dont forget d scratch card serial number.

dnt worry,e used it to chek iz bro last year result,it went..d card cnt b used again

B4 d result was posted on d result checker,ma frend tried using d sms with an unused scratch kad frm last year..nd it wrote result nt available for d candidate in d specified year..any probs?

Oluperfect: The result av been uploaded..check waecdirect.org

tanx nigga

Limerick: I dan miss you die. No homo

Meanwhile - Y'all anticipate

1. Limerick & Eshwany - Freestyle Lords (Blaqbonez Diss)

2. Limerick, Eshwany & Rhyme6ix - NL Package (Warriblood, Heywhizzy, Iceskidd and Airmark Diss)

3. Limerick & Eshwany - Crook CIPHER

No Mix No Master - All Dropping tomorrow

lol..waiting patiently

I'm d number 1,I leave u all battling for d silver wen I hit u all with vanadium/my flows are poisonous,I aint talking venom/truth be told I'm d greatest textcee/I spit lines non-stop for days without getting thirsty/I'm more dan W(double you)...xo dnt try diss/a nigga tried to X me,im say im papa na malcolm/I b lyk Y me...buh stil I gues u knw d outcome/I Z(ZEDD) im with well packed magical lyrics/it was a huge blow to iz head..what a concussion/to d extent e started SEEKING for CONFESSION/
to y'all dat wanna beef dat's a warning/cos ma beef increase ur heart(earth) temperature nd pressure,no global warming/am so steady,I make greens when I glow lyk glo/I'm foreva d best wen I flow as pro/in NL,I gues I'm d king pin/buh if u dare me,I'll jes tel u to pick pin/I'm beta dan u,by God it az bin certified/ur conscience even telz u so,u aint even satisfied/
it seems u need a brawl/I promise u won't win,u won't get a draw/beat u to candle wax,to a point u can neither walk nor crawl/lyk babies I leave u sucking ur fingerz lyt it iz a straw/I'm capable of striking u indefinitely lyk ASUU/nd leave u wondering if I'm stil a christian lyk atsu/...RATE THIS FELLAZ

jideomowunmi: I will let dis pass & simply conclude u lack manners..in btw I will like to see ur result..

owk ma..apologies to u..I woz anxiously waiting 4 a gud response buh u spoil it..neva knew u were an elderly perxin..anyways iz it awt for checking?

jideomowunmi: U wrote d exam and u don't know if d result is out...no wonder dey registered a mass failure...do ur home work well young man...

hahaha..mass failure az natin to do wit me..it seems u dnt knw d kinda student u're talking to..anyways,aint bragging cos it iz nt by my power..d result iz awt evry1 knws buh d question iz it already awt for checking..read nd undastand smfin b4 u comment..asking here on NL is part of d homework u're talking about..dumba$$

News ave been spread about d release of d waec result..I wanna knw if it's awt for checking on the net?..I nid response

GIYAZZ: If you claim 'you won' then you must be a 'Japanese' wannabe (Yuwon)

nyc 1

GIYAZZ: If you claim 'you won' then you must be a 'Japanese' wannabe (Yuwon)

nyc

TechnicalRex: ........Wtf? Just saying your wordplay Was really really Lame, I'm not hating on punk ass but nigga truth be told nigga itwas. Lame....

wu said u were hating?

TechnicalRex: Lol Heywhizzy. Your Wordplay Is totally Lame.....Fvck e'er

didn't say u shld rate myn,drop urz..u apparently didn't go to skul

Rate this..I'm freestyling as usual/my styling is unusual/av u eva seen a monster lose it?/I flow NON STOP lyk MONSTER MUZIQ/I cnt be CONTROLLED cos I spit beyond a REMOTE area/I belittle rapperz wu try beef,make dem have a mellowed carreer/my barz chop a nigga frm d top to the root,overgrazing/even iz family overpraized me/saying tank u for destroying dat black sheep/cos at iz age e stil dey nursery dey sing baa baa baa sheep/my future iz so bright/it cnt be cut short lyk d worldcup hope of dike bright/by den I wld surely go NUT wen I'm awt of DOUGH/I gues that wld be impossiple,though/I aim nt to b able to account for d money in ma bank account/cos it shld b surplus that even d machineries in use cnt count/It's nt me wishing,it's wat God az ordained/hating on me iz cos it's smtin u knw u cnt obtain/bhak to business/what most niggaz on NL do iz copy,they av busy neck/I'm so d0pe..hmm,lyk whitney houstin/I ball skillfully...lyk jayjay austin/I love SWEET rapperz lyk mikuz(MILKOSE) nd d rest/buh d name mentioned aint ma best/anxiously sitting at d EDGE of ur sit,jex spare(SPEAR) me sm seconds/u wanna knw d best...hmm,I'm d best nd Ibime d second/sm peepz are disappointed,dey be lyk it's jes IMO/make dem try me,ma sọ wọn di eyan ti 'o were'(OWERRI) lyk they frm IMO/nd transport them down to yaba left/for medical treatment/den take dem to ma aus for lyrical assessment/finally,gve them an assignment/stating wu is da best/they came bhak saying it's heywhizzy/wu iz heywhizzy/d guy who az so much zeal/so loose buh stil az a tight zip/xo hardcore,yet stil spits eazy/d guy who iz neva resting,always buzy/truth be told,I'm built on self success/if u hating,I'll leave u on erection lyk wen at d last minute ur g.f says to u suck sex/then it's compulsory for u to be pissed off/if nt u'll try to Bleep with ur peacock/I'm so intelligent and smtyms wicked/when I throw a punch to ya head,it leaves u dead,cos u av a weak head/I knw dat waz actually ur weak end/therefore evry saturday,ur ancestorz wld touch ur head,sayin happy weakend/

Ksslib: nl auto correct changed ma words..

Speak a..s.s to speak bottom ..
C..u..NT to well... Chai!!

I've modified it though!! Thanks guy!

lolz ..owk o

Ksslib: bare footed,i step on hot stones/dethrone thrones/and bomb homes/ wen i drop drones/and curve bones to form cones!

with blood ,i wet beds/wen i cut heads/n make em fly off like angry birds/
crazy killer...tho i take ma meds/better think twice before you call the feds!

Listen, nitwits/i aint dat nigga you wanna bet with/cos i ll stop ur heart beat/
nd make ur 'death neat'/ wen i wrap dead body in 'clean sheet'/
i aint 'cool'..tho i use axe to 'split units' !

Plug ur pa 'd1ck in he ear'... i make him 'ear piss'/
'stone ur moda fore-head with ma nokia'.. i make her 'head phone'/
...with punches.. i ll 'arrange ur dumb skull' .. nd make ur 'head set' like you received beats by dre !

If you brag much. i ll remove ur gf's teeth/
slit her wrist/suck her tit..s/til she begs me to end it/
den make her dead meat/wen i chop her to tiny bits/and shove her 'K.U.N.T IN YOU' like i'm trying to 'take the relationship Futher '

Taaaaaaaaa!!!
Ur strong bars inside ma flows.. like dudu osun inside water, e go melt/
ma presence is felt/cos i jab below the belt/
make you suffer... like adam, you'll 'TOIL EARTH' for 'dropping shi**t'

i 'good' in bed like 'nike'/
ride biitches like bike/hit their Geee -spot like ASUU strike/i ffuuck u bitches.. u nadia..me's jim iyke/dont need you to click like/cos dis nigga drop jaws wen he spits on da mic!

i gentle ... like dove/buh i'm hotter than stove/
biitches want me deep in them like garlic clove/
i m a portable 'MICRO PHONE'.....
so i dont need 2 'SPEAK ASS' like some rapppers who 'talk sh**t'

I'm damn feeling u

eshwany: u rit, i mac. . .kal me apple/ am ryt, u rong.. .lyk d scape goat 4 example/
y iz my past ur new outfit? i d ask(addidas)/ no ans,u wnt to canvas, wat up wit shoe(u)?. . . U said u slipperz(sleep paz)/nw u ar done up(dunlop)/ kum down to get sock(suck). . .b4 d times up/
am so dark, hip hop kal me don/ i ask y, he said d darkest hour iz nearest to dawn/
so am in btw d nyt gun nd d new money/ nd niga go b lyk I GO DIE wen its nt goin funi/

poor wordplays..no homo tho

TechnicalRex: 中土土十十山 :P中土土十十山

drop urz if u want to and stp acting lame

Textcees-let's see how intelligent u are..d main focus here is word play,I mean d0pe 1s..let me drop mine first

I'm d best,confess that,so 2geda we can nail sin(NELSON)/so frm all unrighteosness,we'll let each sir nd ma debar(MADIBA)...drop urz

It wld cum alive wen M.I ABAGA release is anticipated album..also,MODE9 is stil alive,1 new track frm im cn save d dying hiphop

My first 255,hopefully my last

When I mean rapper,I mean a creative one nd a worthy claim for d best rapper in naija..or iz e a noise maker?..aint criticizing o,jex a question..drop ur views

M.I ABAGA of course

I'm nt surprise dat wacks are claiming best when dey cnt even spit proper/jes imagine..for headies olamide collect best rapper/what has rhythm and poetry become/I gues a sh1t dat even a newly born baby cn become/what am I driving at?,..we nid ppl lyk me to save the game/ppl with lyrical fitness nd not the lame/wack niggaz beta quit rap cos here comes my reign/if u dnt,u nd ur generation wil neva again c d RAIN/even if u claim to be on weed,u lack d0peness/u'll either be in d grave or left alone in d WILDERNESS/I mean u alone nd I'll take away ur ROD/so unlyk MOSES nd co u won't receive MANNER frm GOD/cos u messing wit rap means u must lack MANNERS/jes lyk u polluting d air in front of ur grandpaz/I'm d sh1t d only way u cn protect urself is by wearing pamperz/dat's nt a cure cos it's jes me seeing u as a kid,thereby,getting pampered/I'm lyk a rap God dat's y I always av a final say/nd awt of nowhere I'll always make d best way/wacks are driving at fast pace to meet me,unfortunately,they followed one way/they were caught by boiz of fashola babatunde/dat means dey wil serve community service what a disgrace/nd dat wil weaken them xo therefore they lose pace/I cld av mentiond paying a fine buh dia level of d0peness proportional to dia pocket,=brokeness/I iron out ma metaphors eazily without metal force/my wordplay shows 2gedaness dat it lets enemies of d world play/as for ma punchlines it lets d AIR crash when it punch LINE/am a leader,am so "built on self success",quality of a commercial "boss"/d only way ppl follow u is wen u're driving a commercial bus/incase u tink I'm nut(north)/I rep warri/u knw we dnt kari last,a major reason u shldn't worry/abt ma flows,cos they a smokingly long lyk a TRAIN/dnt be deRAILed dat my flows are long,dey were freestyled for u to b trained/lyk ma fellow warri broda'yung6ix..to y'all I southshout/nd to y'all I say am temporarily out/...RATE THIS

sosiqdude: "RATE THIS"

cool..3.5/5.0..IMO

Limerick: pathetic biter - that aint no generic line, thats a proper bite. Oloshi

thank God..I've sm1 who shares ma view

WARRIBLOOD: i am...bros

ask dudes who nor me wordplay aint my problem

u myt be unique,buh dat woz clear biting jes accept..u were caught red handed buh I suppose my opinion doesn't count