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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Celebrates Her 45th Birthday Today by Hezzyluv: 8:48am On Sep 15
uchaymart:
No need for this, man
She's still a Child..!
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Celebrates Her 45th Birthday Today by Hezzyluv: 8:40am On Sep 15
Remains me of her book "Half of a yellow Sun"

HBD madam Ngozi

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Travel / Re: Asian Crew Killed 2 Stowaway Nigerians On Japanese Ship, Threw Some Into Sea by Hezzyluv: 10:17pm On Sep 14
Even if I want to japa... it most b with my complete papers. I no fit shout...

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Sports / Re: Roma Legend Francesco Totti Suffered From Depression After Wife Of 20 Years. by Hezzyluv: 10:43am On Sep 12
Women grin

If you check very well, she has been having extra Marital games outside within these 20yrs. Her cup just full.

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Family / Re: How Do I Deal With The Inconsiderate Neighbor by Hezzyluv: 6:03pm On Sep 11
Some women and awuf are like aboki and wheelbarrowundecided
she actually wish you dash her that bag of rice.
Anyway, just don't make trouble with her. If na person like me, after several calls and sms, I wouldn't tell her anything regarding the money let her conscience judge her. But she will never get pure water from me again.

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Programming / Re: Is Age 40 Too Old To Become A Software Engineer? by Hezzyluv: 3:37pm On Sep 11
I know of a woman 50yrs going to medical school.

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Culture / Re: Did This Tweet 'predict' Date Of Queen Elizabeth's Death? Twitter Has Theories by Hezzyluv: 9:53pm On Sep 10
Coincidence. ..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen Elizabeth For Burial September 19, Royal Family Releases Funeral Program by Hezzyluv: 9:25pm On Sep 10
They will still postpone EPL
Celebrities / Re: Charles Becomes King Of Britain After Queen Elizabeth’s Death; Here’s Who’s In T by Hezzyluv: 8:12pm On Sep 08
Long live the king!
Career / Re: What Investment Advice Would You Give A 21-year-old today? by Hezzyluv: 6:38pm On Sep 08
Toneypen247:
Invest in a business and continue with your tech

He wish to invest in a business that's y he created this thread. His question is, what kind of business?

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Career / Re: What Investment Advice Would You Give A 21-year-old today? by Hezzyluv: 6:30pm On Sep 08
Improve your tech skills more and more.
And if you can save more money to buy landed property.

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Family / Re: My Own Daughter Does Not Recognize Me! by Hezzyluv: 9:31am On Sep 08
Is only in Lagos you will be hearing such story.

One of my oga I once worked with, told me he stayed with his Uncle for almost 7months in Lagos doing the normal 4am-9pm hustling moves. Then came one Sunday that he chose not to go any where, their neighbour now asked his Uncle "Caleb, you don get stranger..." grin
Politics / Re: More APC Members Defect To PDP In Zamfara State by Hezzyluv: 7:51pm On Sep 07
Northerners knows what they are doing. Them set trap for Tinubu him come fall inside. grin

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Food / Re: See How I Made Palm Oil Stew With Scent Leaves (pic And Video) by Hezzyluv: 3:09pm On Sep 07
airminem:


Nairaland women are all''good cooks'' grin

@ bold
Those slayqueens with long long nails on both hands nko?. grin

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Food / Re: See How I Made Palm Oil Stew With Scent Leaves (pic And Video) by Hezzyluv: 3:02pm On Sep 07
airminem:
Good you made a delicious looking stew that our Nairaland men may not be able to resist

And nairaland women would resist it abi?

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Romance / Re: What Did I Do Wrong In Supporting Her Career? by Hezzyluv: 2:37pm On Sep 07
You have caught her red handed. Just play along with her and dump her in due time.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 2023: Atiku Meets PDP House Of Reps Caucus, On Political Debate by Hezzyluv: 8:32am On Sep 07
Rozross:
Neither am i
You dey deny ur progenitor bcoz u see colossal humiliation coming. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2023: Atiku Meets PDP House Of Reps Caucus, On Political Debate by Hezzyluv: 8:27am On Sep 07
Rozross:
Is it the same Tinubu that’ll choke you on your screen till 2031 Or another Tinubu?

I'm not a Yoruba. He did that in your land and certainly not Nigeria
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2023: Atiku Meets PDP House Of Reps Caucus, On Political Debate by Hezzyluv: 8:25am On Sep 07
Anybody apart from Tinubu is welcome.
Politics / Re: Bishop Kukah: Irresponsible Leaders Causing Rift Between Christians, Muslims by Hezzyluv: 12:05pm On Sep 06
He maybe right tho. you need to hear some sermons from religion clerics (leaders) particularly frm the lipsrsealed part of Nigeria.

You will be amaze of the kind of seed of discord n hatred they do saw on their deciples.

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by Hezzyluv: 8:46pm On Sep 05
Oga.... I would say just 2things with respect to what you have written up there.
1. You just have to know this fact, "not All women are sex drive like men." Some women can stay for moths without s!x and conji will not hold them. Unlike men. Hence, if she doesn't want to have s!x with you the night she came back, shouldn't be a yardstick for concluding she had it while on vacation.

2. You just notice the hole got wider because, you have already preconceived it in your head that she had sex outside when she denied you on first move. I bet if she had given you willingly when you initiated the first move, you wouldn't have noticed it's wider then usual.


Listen to my conclusion of the whole matter, "No just start vawulence where trouble no dey."


Shalom...

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Politics / Re: Adamawa State APC Chairman Alhaji Ibrahim Bilal Resigns, Defects To PDP by Hezzyluv: 8:29pm On Sep 05
seunmsg:


APC will still win Bornu, Yobe and Gombe while PDP should win Adamawa, Taraba and Bauchi. Tell us where Peter Obi will win in the NE?

wetim concern peter obi for this matter now

na Obi sey make the man defect to PDP?

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Politics / Re: Adamawa State APC Chairman Alhaji Ibrahim Bilal Resigns, Defects To PDP by Hezzyluv: 8:27pm On Sep 05
Tinubu said he's an eagle, Northern politicians set snare of Muslim Muslim ticket for him, and the eagle (Tinubu) has been trapped in that snare.grin

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Politics / Re: See The Savage Reply A Twitter User Gave To Bola Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 8:17pm On Sep 05
Some who has nting upstairs should always be quiet.
So talking less is worth it.

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Sports / Re: You Are A Giant, What An Honor To Play By Your Side, Antony Praises Rolando by Hezzyluv: 5:49pm On Sep 05
McLizbae:
Fight go soon start here now grin
I'm telling ugrin

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Sports / Re: You Are A Giant, What An Honor To Play By Your Side, Antony Praises Rolando by Hezzyluv: 5:44pm On Sep 05
Messi's fanz will not like this.

The goal Antony scored was a clear indication of someone who is clinical in front of goal. if it were to be Gabriel Jesus, he would want to drive the ball forward or make one silly move and that could have be the end.

Modified,
My comment of their goat don dey pepper them. them don dey quote me with vawulence comments upanda. grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Emerges Second ‘most Terrorised Country’ by Hezzyluv: 8:54am On Sep 05
Anyone who is still supporting APC need to have his brain check.
And as for people like me who campaigned for him (Buhari) back in 2015, owe Nigerians apologies. I had already tender mine over and over again and I will still do same today.
Foreign Affairs / Re: New UK Prime Minister To Be Announced Today. Liz Truss Tipped by Hezzyluv: 8:31am On Sep 05
Come next year 29/05/23, Nigeria will announce our next president "the man that would bring hope back to the country." And I wish it would not be from this evil party the APC

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Wife Says I Must Wash Her Pant by Hezzyluv: 9:25am On Aug 31
Please, try and wash it for her. oh... lest I forget, remember to drink the water after you had finish washing the pant
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Travels To US, Nigeria’s Energy Transition Plan On The Agenda by Hezzyluv: 8:44am On Aug 31
Tiwatoke2:
This is highly commendable, well meaning Nigerians sure know that VP Osinbajo is patriotic and will do everything possible within his capacity to ensure our energy transition plan is favorable.


The reason why APC should have allow him to be the flag bearer.
Instead of allowing the mam that usef money to buy his way 2ru. Simply because, he passive it's his time to rule.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Travels To US, Nigeria’s Energy Transition Plan On The Agenda by Hezzyluv: 8:42am On Aug 31
Safe journey to him.
But make the sha do park their luggage we do tire forAPC wuru wuru.

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