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Politics / Re: FG To Restart Direct Cash Transfers To 12 Million Nigerians by Hezzyluv: 8:34pm On Feb 21
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U go fear name na grin
Politics / Re: FG To Restart Direct Cash Transfers To 12 Million Nigerians by Hezzyluv: 8:00pm On Feb 21
JayTripz:
Omoooo wow grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Oya no time, Alphabetical order

My name na Amos Amadi

Oya make Dem run am for my opay

At least 2m go reach every body like this

My name na Abba Ada grin
They have to pay me before you cheesy

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Politics / Re: FG To Restart Direct Cash Transfers To 12 Million Nigerians by Hezzyluv: 7:55pm On Feb 21
Na wetin be the criteria u guys used to qualify the beneficiaries?? undecided

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Politics / Re: Statement From Labour Party On Julius Abure's Arrest by Hezzyluv: 7:39pm On Feb 21
Nigeria problem na follow come. Before now, lots of people don't know a political party called LP. But now, people don know them, see the corruption and wahala wahala in the party upanda. undecided


E sure me die sey, even if Obi na the president, these guys (Abure and Apata factions) no go behave themselves. Infect, na them go even frustrate the guy sef.

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Business / Re: Tell Us One Business That Has A Lot Of Profits That People Don't Know? by Hezzyluv: 7:02pm On Feb 21
burp18:
Farming is not as it used to be.

We have a situation now where farmers are maimed, attacked, or forced to pay levies before they can harvest their produce.

Depends where you farm or reside.

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Business / Re: Tell Us One Business That Has A Lot Of Profits That People Don't Know? by Hezzyluv: 6:53pm On Feb 21
Farming, iron condemn and selling of tomatoes. All these are seen as an Aboki business, but trust me, I have aboki friends in Lagos here, you might be seeing some of these guys as Aboki. But, they are damn... rich. I know of one that Sells tomatoes beside the road (century market Ago), this guy has trucks in the north. I still know another one that does iron condemn business too.

Modified:
To those complaining about farming, it depends on where you are and the condition of security of farmers over there. I went for holidays in Niger State (Minna precisely) 2months ago, been in their village markets buying goods for storage. You will not believe is the same Niger State people are complaining about farmers online unable to farm due to insecurity. I mean, grains yakpa... they can't even finish selling the goods, they will have to covey it to the next village market or cover it with trampoline till next five market day. Farmers are just cashing out on weekly bases.

I come dey even feel "like na me dey city dey hustle send money to village (people wey get money pass me by default)" grin

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Politics / Re: Ondo: Dignitaries, Residents Pay Last Respects To Akeredolu by Hezzyluv: 6:43pm On Feb 21
RIP

I fink he wished he died as governor, hence, the reason why he didn't handed over to his deputy when he knew he couldn't continue. Anyway, mission accomplished.

RIP once again. God give your family solace to bear the loss.

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Brightest And Hungriest Black Hole Ever Detected (Pictures) by Hezzyluv: 6:28pm On Feb 21
Make them no go dig out one virus sha

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Travel / Re: Study Or Work Visa, Which One Should He Go For? by Hezzyluv: 6:14pm On Feb 21
abuhusna1:

Yes it's true. Portugal job seekers doesn't require you get a job but to come on and search for job for 6 months. If you get job you stay back if not you go back your country

What about the language barrier? I mean someone who can't speak their official language?
Food / Re: Bag Of Semo N13,200 From N6,000, 12kg Cooking Gas N15,000: Market Survey. by Hezzyluv: 5:59pm On Feb 21
It this point, anyone making mockery of people should fink twice. The thin no funny again I beg. cry cry cry cry cry

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Phones / Re: A Good Android Phone Around 100k by Hezzyluv: 9:07pm On Feb 20
New Android phone of 100k wey itel tuchlight fone big battery don crossed 30k?
Politics / Re: It Was Ndigbo's Turn To Rule But We Were Robbed......IPOB Warns South-Easterners by Hezzyluv: 8:50pm On Feb 20
It's this turn by turn of a thin that has brought the country to where it is today.

#emilokan grin

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Celebrities / Re: A Couple Was Left Devastated After Their Wedding Had No Guests In Attendance. by Hezzyluv: 8:48pm On Feb 20
If one can trend and cash out, then, believe "everything/all" you see on social media at your own peril.

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Politics / Re: VP Shettima Confirms Interception Of 45 Trucks Moving Maize Out Of Nigeria by Hezzyluv: 7:54pm On Feb 20
Emmabyte:
Is the 45 trucks reason for the hardship this people self


Wahala everywhere.... grin
Politics / Re: VP Shettima Confirms Interception Of 45 Trucks Moving Maize Out Of Nigeria by Hezzyluv: 7:52pm On Feb 20
Wahala everywhere.

And they said we are not exporting... grin

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 6:48pm On Feb 20
chopnaira:

Wrong.

Buhari removed the subsidy. He made no provision for it for 2023. Tinubu just affirmed what Buhari already completed.

Anyway, subsidy had to go.. Atiku, Peter Obi and Sowore all would have removed subsidy as well.

Subsidy has to go sha. Na proper mechanism to cushion the effect dem no put in place. As it stands, if Subsidy continues, na to keep borrowing money dey pay for the thin, which in turn, sinks the country more and more. We wish and pray things gets better soon.
Business / Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by Hezzyluv: 6:15pm On Feb 20
BigDawsNet:
If you have plan for japa

Just wave it goodbye for now unless ur parent or sponsor works in Shell or CBN or with fed government

Those dat hav successfully japa... I congratulate u once again


cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

I still believe in miracles sha. cry cry
Travel / Re: Tanker Fell And Spilled Its Content In Benin City - Pictures by Hezzyluv: 5:55pm On Feb 20
Iamlordgee:
Choi.. If fire burst naw nko

No fire go bust for where diesel dey. Even if you light matches, trow it inside the spilled substance, it will quench. Diesel no dey volatile.
Business / Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by Hezzyluv: 5:47pm On Feb 20
Yesterday, it was 1,700 today it's 1,800. Befor this week runs out, it would get to 2k cry cry cry

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Science/Technology / Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by Hezzyluv: 4:54pm On Feb 20
post=128555680:
Is that all?!
We've seen BIGGER snakes abeg......

(You can edit that to World's Biggest Anaconda)

Cos when you talk about Big Giant Snakes,
Here you have it.....
Over to snake lovers..... ❤️


These ones big ooo shocked shocked shocked shocked
Science/Technology / Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by Hezzyluv: 4:49pm On Feb 20
It's really HUGE but can't be the biggest.

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Family / Re: My Husband Hired Agbero To Beat Me After 8 Months Into Marriage – Woman Laments by Hezzyluv: 4:45pm On Feb 20
Yugoslavia247:
The man gave her a chance to fight her fellow woman and she lost.

A lesson to her that he can beat her to a pulp.

She could not beat her own woman to woman.

She is saying he paid your own woman to beat you up. Not a gang.

How did she know the woman was paid.

The way some woman mouth dey sharp for were men dey you go think say na Dem be Anthony Joshua.

Anytime she exhibit domestic violence my guy go call her fellow woman to teach her a lesson.


Fear women!!

Na so one little tin held my shirt collar over little a misunderstanding (she doesn't know me befor ooo). Note, even fellow man use to be intimidated by my side grin

I looked at her as if I should nodher and pour all her teeth on the floor. But, I still asked myself, what if she dies


I just told her, "If you no leave my shirt, if I slap you, u go pee for body". Na so the wey leave my shirt shap shap grin
Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 4:16pm On Feb 20
chopnaira:

You and who...I was not in Nigeria. I was working overseas during the date of election..

Aside that, I attended a GEJ campaign event at Eko Hotel in Lagos just before the election, I was handed $4000 in cash inside envelope. PDP motto is share the money 😁


Chai... u enjoyed the looting too.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 4:12pm On Feb 20
chopnaira:

The reason why we are here is because of the stupid Buhari policies and corruption.

Buhari ran Nigeria's foreign reserve dry sotey money no dey for fuel subsidy and to defend dollars again.


Shebi u people were standing on Buhari's mandate then?

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 4:03pm On Feb 20
APC don't have anything good to offer this country. When Buhari came, he used 2years blaming Jonathan. Today, it's Tinubu's turn (emilokan) he's blaming Buhari. undecided


But on the other hand, Buhari should be in jail by now. The corruptions under his Norse carried the speed of light.

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Crime / Re: BSUTH Staff Killed Over Stolen Phone In Makurdi by Hezzyluv: 8:57am On Feb 20
See people saying they should legalize the use of guns undecided

So that when u banter Chelsea's fan for seating 10th position in the epl table, he'll just run to his run, bring out his AK47 arrange 16bullets for ya body.

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Business / Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by Hezzyluv: 10:12pm On Feb 19
sevo:


lol... more like the galaxy ever had...lol

the guy just carry big head full picture and nah saw dust full am...


grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by Hezzyluv: 9:59pm On Feb 19
Dundalk:
Indomie hungry man size.. 500

With two eggs.. 300

Bottle water.. 150

Don't bother to ask for even change.. Is worthless


@bold shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: EFCC Confronts BDC Operators In Abuja (video) by Hezzyluv: 8:56pm On Feb 19
Gajagojo:


Government does not owe you anything
This entitlement mentality is the problem with many of us.owe


There is no right to eat rice
Let us develop taste for cocoyam and those foods grown in Nigeria

Let me tell.you a fact in the 70s no one are rice every day
Rich people are rice on Sunday and poor people on Christmas
Then 30 cups of garri was One Naira in the cities if you had a car and drove a few miles you would get 60 cups

Rice importation has damaged us

They stop people from using guns with the assurance they will provide security u dey here dey yarn this kind tins?? They owe the citizens nothing really

How much is the local rice and gari if I may ask? U no know is bcoz farmers are being chased from their farms by bandits that is worsening the situation? Anyway, for u to open your mouth and say Gov. Owe us ntin, i.e, (we should fight Fulanis armed with AK47 using knifes or whatever it is), l know where it's from. So, i wouldn't bother quoting u back again. Do have a pleasant night rest.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Confronts BDC Operators In Abuja (video) by Hezzyluv: 8:27pm On Feb 19
Gajagojo:

We need to stop eating rice
That is the bitter truth
We don't produce enough
And don't produce anything of value other than crude oil to use to exchange for rice. Our lazy youth feel entitled to ride bread and noodles without bothering about how they are produced
We need to.return to cocoyam yam and garri
Why do we feel we have a right to eat rice?

Your Government give them guarantee security for their farms abi?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Confronts BDC Operators In Abuja (video) by Hezzyluv: 8:11pm On Feb 19
Wahala everywhere for this country. grin

So Government suddenly woke up and realized it's Aboki BDC that's the cause of the economic hardship the country is currently facing. grin


A bag of Rice is around 80k, na Aboki cause am?

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Literature / Re: Give This Picture A Befitting Title !!! by Hezzyluv: 7:20pm On Feb 19
No gree for anybody. grin

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