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Travel › Re: American Lady Calls 911 For Minor Brace Fix — Nigerians React by Hezzyluv: 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2025
U no go too blame the PPL wey dey react na.

They might have seen container fallen on a car with people trapped inside only for rescue team arrive there after 7hours. grin
Car Talk › Re: What Is That Vehicle You Hate So Much But Everyone Seems To Love? by Hezzyluv:
Damn.... expensive but you have to squeeze yourself before you enter those cars the same squeezing while coming out. I no like those types of cars ibeg.

I like car wey get space inside like duplex. grin
Sports › Re: Arsenal Defense Situation Right Now. by Hezzyluv: 8:50am On Oct 28, 2025
This meme would be use against you in the coming days.

Make I save am grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Albania’s (AI) minister, Diella, is set to ‘give birth’ to 83 babies by Hezzyluv:
Good... And let the 83children have souls. So that once anyone of them die, someone can easily write, 'RIP to the departed soul'.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Annual Salary Of 40 World Leaders, Ranked From $9.6 Billion To $7K by Hezzyluv: 6:13pm On Oct 26, 2025
Jennyclay:
they said world leaders not world stealers undecided
Lol...

U go like vawulence oo.. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 26th October 2025 by Hezzyluv: 4:57pm On Oct 26, 2025
spencekat:
City won't lose to Villa. It is either they win or draw.
I been dey talk wetin sef? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Soldier Whose Face Was Severely Disfigured By War (Graphic Photo) by Hezzyluv: 1:31pm On Oct 26, 2025
This look so untrue to be truth . However, "impossible is nothing"

War no be the way out.

Peace!
Peace!!
Peace!!!

Not the peace wey one religion like that dey practice oooo.
Politics › Re: Retirement Benefits: Service Chiefs To Go Home With Bulletproof Suvs, Prado Jeep by Hezzyluv:
Them go dey move inside bulletproof cars while the rest 99 can go kiss their azz.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 25th October 2025 by Hezzyluv: 8:15pm On Oct 25, 2025
86scorpion:
You'll finally walk alone today.
He walked alone in his last 2EPL matches. grin
Politics › Re: I Rejected El-rufai As My Successor – Obasanjo by Hezzyluv: 9:42pm On Oct 24, 2025
It has nothing to do with mature or Immature of El-rufai.

Obasanjo had already known who is. Tinubu also know the reason why he didn't pick him as his chief of staff. grin
Food › Re: I Bought This Beans In Apapa by Hezzyluv: 7:39pm On Oct 24, 2025
Is plenty of palm oil I'm seeing so grin
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Kept Saying I Was 22 For Three Years’: Yemi Alade Opens Up About Depression- by Hezzyluv: 6:07pm On Oct 24, 2025
Na normal thing to reduce age. Footballers own worse pass. grin
Phones › Re: SOLD !!! SAMSUNG A30S For Sale by Hezzyluv: 6:05pm On Oct 24, 2025
chineduace:
ABUJA only
Lugbe or Gwags

Samsung Galaxy A30s

Phone works perfectly.
Fingerprint not working.

Just need to move on

70k
Negotiable (Just a bit ooh)
Why are you contradicting yourself bayi?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nigerian Lady "Creates" Her Own Adam Out Of Clay by Hezzyluv:
This Na pure AI
See the background of the photos na
Family › Re: When Did You Realize You Were No Longer A Visitor In Your Best Friend's House? by Hezzyluv:
The guy's dad fart so loud. Everyone knew he did but he pointed finger at me. Saying, it was me. And his wife said to me, Gabriel, when it's your turn, make sure the sound brings down the roof of this house. grin

And we all laughed sarcastically. grin grin grin
Business › Re: Who Wins This Award For Best Nigerian Billionaire Product Marketer? by Hezzyluv: 2:10pm On Oct 21, 2025
Dangote should have this one.

That refinery make me add more respect to him.
Phones › Re: Sold by Hezzyluv: 4:35pm On Oct 20, 2025
Knowles12:
very low brother
280
Health › Re: Fact About Men Built Like This? by Hezzyluv: 9:21pm On Oct 18, 2025
They hardly engage in physical confrontation.

Most of them poor Sha. The time them get to hustle for money, them dey use those time lift Irons. grin
Career › Re: Doctor Compares His 7-year Salary In Nigeria And 6-month Salary In The UK by Hezzyluv: 8:56pm On Oct 18, 2025
WhizdomXX:
Nobody even asks how much they use to get education over here. There should be a temporary ban on medical professionals leaving the country. You can't get subsidized education and go on to insult the same country by going to where they spend over 1000% on the same education to work.
Wetin you talk make sense die...

From what he even wrote, it's obvious his family can't afford to train him in the same UK from beginning till he becomes a certified doctor.
Politics › Re: Army Rescues 21 Kidnap Victims In Coordinated Operations Across Kwara And Kogi by Hezzyluv: 8:46pm On Oct 18, 2025
God will continue to shame the enemies of this nation from the East, west, North and South. Particularly the North.
Education › Re: 15 Universities That Have Produced The Most Billionaires by Hezzyluv: 2:37pm On Oct 18, 2025
If person is a billionaire in hard currencies, they're the one's I expected to be shouting, "money na water". They can never do that though. But, na their Wizkid, Nyanya, O.Kubana and co ringing tone be that grin

American na baba....
Health › Re: Help!!! What's This On My Baby Toes by Hezzyluv: 7:20pm On Oct 15, 2025
In as much as advice would come, make sure you see a dermatologists. Yes in plural, more than one. Because, some knows their job more than the others.
Politics › Re: NNPC Hikes Petrol Price To ₦992/Litre In Lagos by Hezzyluv: 1:49pm On Oct 13, 2025
justli:
'People no shout', but you are impoverishing people at a faster rate than they can keep up with. Their is a reason people in west protest over pennies increase in the price of bread. They understand economics. But you all, zero common sense.
How do you come here and say people will cope?

Sending your daughters to do prostitutions to make ends meet is that how you cope?

Or receding from city to a more rural area where rents affordable is that how you cope?

Or is it by jacking up the price of cars so high no civil servant below the level of director can afford a new car, is that the coping?

You all will still learn one day.
I dey hear the hardship pass you. No be cause am. Channel your anger to baba buulaba pls.
Health › Re: No Bra Day 2025: Breast Cancer Awareness Day by Hezzyluv: 1:33pm On Oct 13, 2025
Remains me of when my elder sister died right at my front. As in, (she breath her last breath right in my front) as a result of breast cancer. cry cry cry cry

Keep resting sis. cry
Politics › Re: NNPC Hikes Petrol Price To ₦992/Litre In Lagos by Hezzyluv: 1:27pm On Oct 13, 2025
We are used to it already. If they like, let them sell it #1,500. Shebi cooking gas jumped from 950 per kg to almost 3k some days ago and people no shout?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza: Trump Delivers Speech At The Israeli Parliament Amid Hostages Exchange by Hezzyluv: 1:11pm On Oct 13, 2025
Trumps the man with balls. God bless him regardless what the critics are says...
Celebrities › Re: Tinubu Grants Maryam Sanda A Presidential Pardon After Killing Her Husband by Hezzyluv: 8:30pm On Oct 11, 2025
There are a lots of awaiting trail in our prisons ooo
Phones › Re: Android Phone Needed Budget 100k by Hezzyluv: 6:12pm On Oct 11, 2025
Sagenifty:
which android phone can I get for 100k for that price? I don’t mind older devices that are still really functional
Go to ANY slot, you will see phones bellow 100k sef. Infinix, Techno, Itel etc... them dey.
Celebrities › Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Hezzyluv: 2:32pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number & move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't always be available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
U dey vex oooo...
Someone can not play with you? grin grin angry sad
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by Hezzyluv: 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2025
Softmirror:
When last did you eat food?!
U should have ask me, when last did I experienced insecurity? Or better still, when last did I die? grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by Hezzyluv: 7:21pm On Oct 09, 2025
Softmirror:
Please don't derail this thread. Thank you.

Back to the topic. The greatest achievement of all of Tinubu's achievements is his ability to run a chain line of successive government in which has ensured that his vision is not detailed.
Derail the thread "bi bawo"? One can't sey the truth in peace again? Abi wetin I talk na lie?
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by Hezzyluv: 7:11pm On Oct 09, 2025
What do you think?
Do you believe Tinubu has lived up to the promises made back then both as Lagos State Governor and now as President of Nigeria?
Hunger dey ooo insecurity on the rise, plenty people dey really suffer. Nigeria is now better na only for news papers and social media ooo.

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