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RomanceRe: Australia ‘most Sexually Active Woman’ Hospitalised After Sex With 583 Men A Day by Hezzyluv:
Chai... Person Pekin?

And probably the day she was given birth to, the joy of her parents knew no bounds. Same goes to the men that filed out to knack her. 583 useless men on the go and perhaps more were waiting before she got tired.

Dear Lord, help us not to have wayward offsprings.
Help us to be proud of them any day any time.
SportsRe: Scott Mctominay: How United’s Reject Became Naples’ Pride by Hezzyluv: 2:25pm On May 24, 2025
Ten Hang angry
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Younger Brother To Death For Slapping His Wife In Delta by Hezzyluv: 9:56pm On May 23, 2025
Life really looks cheap in this part of the world cry
Foreign AffairsRe: Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump Plan To Stop Harvard Enrolling Foreign Students by Hezzyluv: 9:40pm On May 23, 2025
I see Americans protesting against some reckless policies of Donald Trump in the future if care is not taken. I see Black carrying the protests on their heads like afro.

"This I have seen". Borrowed from FalseProphet grin
CrimeRe: Federal Polytechnic Ede Student Takes Own Life Over Breakup With Girlfriend (pic by Hezzyluv:
The guy is very very stupid. And the guy pouring him water is stupid for wasting waster. No be the women we dey run away from againhuh



Is better for me to commit suicide for not seeing Rice and Stew to eat, then to commit suicide 'cause of overated nonsense love with a woman.
PoliticsRe: Defection To APC Won’t Stop Trial Of Corrupt Governors – FG by Hezzyluv: 8:59pm On May 23, 2025
Gamdoje and Yahaya Bello smiling in their 3D glasses cool cool cool
AgricultureRe: Biggest Guava In The World [Picture] by Hezzyluv: 8:53pm On May 23, 2025
Huge Genetically Modified Fruit.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Strikes Kill 16 In Gaza by Hezzyluv: 5:20pm On May 23, 2025
Live and let's live. Nothing like peace but Jahadis said no.
RomanceRe: White Woman Slaps Her Nigerian Boyfriend, Smashes His Phone For Refusing Sex by Hezzyluv: 4:16pm On May 23, 2025
Honestly s*x is overrated. Once you released the first one, ya eyes go clear. Maybe the guy had tried his best and she needed more.

The phone was smashed multiple time. She might have even used hammer or pestle.
TravelRe: Japa: Nigeria Ranks 2nd Among Foreigners Who Migrated To The UK In 2024 (Top 5) by Hezzyluv: 4:10pm On May 23, 2025
It's because of Visa constraints and rejection if not, 9ja japa to UK for enter millions. grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Voters, Not Governors Will Decide Tinubu’s Fate In 2027 – Wabara by Hezzyluv:
I laugh! Because, after 2027 election, the phase you'll be hearing is the normal phase they've rigged the election. grin

It's been the norms of 9ja from Obasanjo, Yar'Adua, Goodluck down... to Tinubu

When the masses are ready, Nigeria would fall back to the right track but before then, let's continue to enjoy Emiloka hardship.
TravelRe: US: Business Jet Crashes In San Diego, Leaves Multiple People Dead by Hezzyluv: 7:59pm On May 22, 2025
So sad cry

God console their families.
PropertiesRe: Benefits Of Using Solar Panels At Home by Hezzyluv: 6:32pm On May 22, 2025
Mistersolar:
a little on top and we will install a budget friendly ones for you
Like how much? Can it carry an AC and 2fans and a freezer?
PropertiesRe: Benefits Of Using Solar Panels At Home by Hezzyluv:
Solar installation of 1m this days is ntin.
Foreign AffairsRe: Understanding The Difference: England, Great Britain, And The UK by Hezzyluv: 10:29pm On May 20, 2025
DeGLORIOUS:
I am even more confused after reading this
Comrade, when exam is out of it, it is worth it.

On the other hand, when examination is involved, you will settle down and digest/assimilate the whole thing just to score "A" grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Understanding The Difference: England, Great Britain, And The UK by Hezzyluv:
I knew these three terms are different but never bother to know their differences.

But still on still after reading it, tell me to explain these words, I might not still get 10/10 grin

Don't blame me, "it's money on my mind".
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Denies APC Defection Rumour, Issues Warning by Hezzyluv: 8:32pm On May 20, 2025
That one na him headache
CrimeRe: Man Reportedly Beats Mother Of Three To Death In Edo by Hezzyluv: 8:29pm On May 20, 2025
The way life looks cheap in this country calls for concern! undecided
HealthRe: Catholic Priest Anthony Udogu Slumps & Dies While Playing Tennis In Anambra by Hezzyluv: 4:25pm On May 20, 2025
God console his family.
PoliticsRe: Obidient Movement Reacts To Rumoured Atiku's One-term Deal With Peter Obi by Hezzyluv:
pdppower:
He had better accept that because that is the surest way for to become the president later. That coalition is the only one that can uproot Emilokan in 2027
Oga, if na 2027, only God fit run that package make Tinubu no win.
PoliticsRe: Obidient Movement Reacts To Rumoured Atiku's One-term Deal With Peter Obi by Hezzyluv: 7:49pm On May 19, 2025
Instead of Atiku, let Tinubu continue I beg. grin

I even read that Atiku will only run for one term. That na lie from the pit of hell.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Give Details Of Two-hour Phone Call With Putin Over Russia-ukraine War by Hezzyluv: 7:36pm On May 19, 2025
Shebi Trump said American don dust hand comot for Russia and Ukraine matter?
Technology MarketRe: Which Generator Consume Less Fuel In Nigeria by Hezzyluv: 7:26pm On May 19, 2025
Most new gen don't consume much fuel. But go for Thermocool it has higher fuel efficiency.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Challenges Cubana Chief Priest To N100m Celebrity Boxing Match by Hezzyluv: 4:18pm On May 18, 2025
VaginaAcademic:
Portable na wise thief grin
I swearugad grin
CrimeRe: Teenager Shoots & Kills Younger Sister With Fathers Gun In Delta State by Hezzyluv:
Is the father's fault. Such dangerous weapon should have been kept away from the reach of Child/Children.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Ex-kaduna Govt Contractor Over Alleged N30bn Fraud by Hezzyluv: 8:52pm On May 17, 2025
If the consequences of this kind of crime is dead by hanging, no idiot politician or contractor will try such nonsense.

Even as Naira no get value so, #30billion no be small money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (1 - 0) On 17th May 2025 by Hezzyluv: 6:24pm On May 17, 2025
This Eze dey ball... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (1 - 0) On 17th May 2025 by Hezzyluv: 6:21pm On May 17, 2025
10 Minutes added timehuh

Honestly, Crystal Palace manager shouldn't have sub Mateta
TravelRe: He Left His 7-Figure Job In Nigeria To Study In Canada. Now He’s A Perm Resident by Hezzyluv: 1:33pm On May 17, 2025
This risk big gan....
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Living Abroad To Pay N80,000 For Remote BVN Registration by Hezzyluv: 12:48pm On May 17, 2025
SmartPolician:
Every government needs money to function. So, asking Nigerians in diaspora to pay only $50 for a new BVN isn't a big deal. They should have their own NIN too.

Foreigners should have their own BVN and NIN too. That way, we know the actual population both in Nigeria and outside Nigeria. In fact, government should start arresting people who don't have NIN!
You talk well, one chilled Chivita for you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 16th May 2025 by Hezzyluv: 9:40pm On May 16, 2025
femi4:
Chelsea is robbed
That wasn't supposed to be a penalty

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