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Beamborla:
very fine. trust Debby and Daddy are doing good.

Yes dearie, they are. Glad to read from you.

Alezy:
hallo, happy sunday...how are u doing today??

I'm blessed sir. Thanks and happy Sunday too.

kaboninc:
I trust she will. She even assured me.

Okay o. Let's see how long she can stay put.

Alezy:
Hallo everybody! !!

Hi sir.

barcanista:
I'm glad you do. I've always been checking on you

Many thanks.

barcanista:
Are you cool?

Yep, I'm cool o.

Beamborla:
Momma missed you... how have you been?
Evening, guys. Happy Sunday

Evening sweetheart. Missed you too. I've been good oh. You?

kaboninc:
Hehehe...

Where have you been?

So many things have been happening while you're away.

How's my Debbie? I told her not to disturb mummy again oh. I know she's a smart and obedient and peaceful girl. My warm regards to her.

Hope you're doing great too!

I'm doing great, thanks. I've been around oh. Let's pray your Debbie heeds your counsel. :-P

barcanista:
Thank you! Where have you been?

Around.

Truckpusher:
Say nothing.

Thanks

Specialist900:
yeah I am. Hope all is well

Yes. All is well. Thanks

Truckpusher:
I won't devour you.

Don't know what to say.

Truckpusher:
Just wandering around like the devil.

Hmm. Let me depart ere you try to devour...

Truckpusher:
Hi! where have you been?

Around. You?

kaboninc:
Heheheheheh...

I'll protect her oh.

Biko, no sit on my daughter again again oh. Am sooo serious.....

How was school today?

And your lord?

Yes sir! Would try to obey your instructions as long as you keep her in check :-P

Truckpusher:
They know me like the back of their hand.


This is one reason why you need to release your baby without delay.

I have hear. Trust you've been good

elantraceey:
Good morning ma.


I didn't run o and I cant say I was busy either , I don't know , I guess I've just lost interest in this site.

Maybe we should talk about this. Mailing you...

elantraceey:


So let me be the first to do this today



Happy New Month guys , Welcome to second half of this year , I pray that all your set goals you haven't been able to achieve for the first half will be achieved before the end of this one and more of God's grace and guidance in our lives , Amen

Amen and amen, darling. I saw some good news. How're enjoying the place and how was service today?

barcanista:
Good morning sweetheart (HFOG) and Happy New Month

Many thanks sir. Wish you the same

luxanne:
Welcome To JULY Y'all
Much Love

God bless your heart, ma'am. Do have a fulfilling month.

kaboninc:
Biko, answer your first name, last name, middle name, guy name, aka name, fore father's name, all names, wharrrrever names.
Sorry am late....
It is just because am in Lagos, thats why......
However................
Am sorry if you have a Nokia 3310 and your screen is very tinny.....

I just want to say that
I lofff you so much and am wishing you a.....

[size=16pt]Happyy Neww Day!!!!! to my lovers, friends, enemies, frenemies, foes, girlfriends, boyfriends, competitors, mamas, papas and specially to DEBBIE!!! [/size]

Many thanks and blessed new month *in Debbie's voice*

Specialist900:
Good morning family and friends, brothers and sisters

Many thanks. Trust you're fine

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]**Walks in**

Good evening everyone. Hope y'all had a great day?
HFOG[/color]

Yeah, thanks. You?

kaboninc:
You sat on her?

Don't let these angry ladies I'm currently fighting with in the family second see that oh....especially when na your daughter, a female.

But don't do it again oh. Else, e go between me and you ni....

lol. Debbie come see your godfather o

kaboninc:
My dear...am not scared of an angry woman.

Am back sha. So how's my Debbie?

I hear you. Debbie's blessed. Sat on her today so she knows how it feels when she keeps jumping on me. She's asleep sha

kaboninc:
I am coming ma'am.

I have some unfinished business in the family section with an angry black woman.

Hey everyone....specialist, Alex, Borla, Tracey, Barcanista and the guys who write like a woman.

Be careful with angry women o. No carry wound come house o. You're OYO as per writing like a woman.

TheSonOfMark:

You can be rest assured his chilvarous nature would always come through, ma'am.

Pls come again sir. Specialist, kaboninc, agapecharis, alezy, caseless, truckpusher, barcanista, acidosis, ideology etc pls come and help me with this oga sir. His Englishes wan dey give me headache

TheSonOfMark:

As obvious as the shimmering of springs at sunrise.

I'm just hoping you're a potential sui....Na there you go hear my own English by force. Because make you no go use your grammar turn turn my baby's head

TheSonOfMark:

Does señora understand Ibibio?

You have killing me before I dies. That's adding salt to injury na. Frying pan to fire.

TheSonOfMark:

A king lords it over a kindgom of fiefs and the fiefs over their fiefdoms. Different strata of the same rock.

What's fiefs and fiefdoms again? We can't converse my brother. You're on cloud 9 while I've not even reach the ceiling. Two things are involved. You either define these unEnglish words you're using or switch to pidgin. Else I'll leave you with my baby. We understand ourselves. She can always relay your message Mr Hon Patrick of NL (no offense pls)

TheSonOfMark:

Grandma? Oh really? Welcome to the Pensioner's club then. You are 73 like myself?

Who would have thought it? Your hilarity seems infectious.

Haha. We don enter for this house be that o. See as you just dey release English. Pls sir do you or can you speak broken english aka pidgin?

TheSonOfMark:

Worn out? Is my vocabulary stock that bountiful? Hon. Patrick towers in comparision.

Sure he does but you sef dey tower us na.