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TheSonOfMark:

LOL. I suppose while at it I'd be sketching the images conjured by my subconscious...lexically of course.

Do you see what I mean? How can I cope with these Englishes na? I'm not Beamborla oh. I'm almost a grandma and your oyinbo is too gravity ops grievous for me sir. Reduce its potency sir before my attempt to speak like you pulls down the roof of our ancient house.

dearpreye:
There are exclusions to almost every law. ..

I'm not sure he'll accept that. You tell him. My mouth dey pain me

barcanista:
No be only you o my guy. Me hate am like mad. Lagos na wa

Then leave Lagos and come over na

Beamborla:
Momma, it's worn out. cot-cee of thesonofmark

Didn't know that. Sweets. We gotta put it in our dowry list o plus thesaurus.

Beamborla:
it's neither of the two, Sir
it's just a silent plea from me to you to always bring it down whenever you are directing any comment to me.

You might find this place a lil dull for your liking judging from my perception of your e-personality.

Baby is the English thingy for real? We don get Patrick for house be that. :-O

TheSonOfMark:

Humour me, ma'am. You discerned what I meant.

I'm getting impressed with your flow. I should have a dictionary plus writing material handy when we talk.

barcanista:
When was that?

No worries sir. anything for you.

ideology:
Like this abi.


See you famz later, later

Take care of you sir. Tks for your time. Make sure you remember members of your adopted family so you don't come accusing me again :-P

Prettyvhickie:
chai maybe na you steal my ferrari

Nothing is impossible o. Feel free to think whatever

ideology:
if you know as I detest time wasting eh eeeee

My dear you can say that again

barcanista:
My bedroom will be fine

You know you're driving me away :-(

TheSonOfMark:

A psychoanalyst?

Maybe sir. Beamborla darl, where's your dictionary? Make I no go accept curse unknowingly.

Prettyvhickie:
you be thief?

Ask those around here nau not me. If I be thief I go tell you?

ideology:
If you wanna skip traffic in Lagos leave office by 3pm Or stay in office till 9pm

Forget that thing joor. He left early na. Lagos na 24hour traffic. Since una say na only Lagos be place, enjoy your traffic oh.

Prettyvhickie:
wow! Can you read whats on my mind now?

Telling you what's on your mind isn't part of my calling ma'am. It's only for my consumption.

Prettyvhickie:
for sure...and God also told me to tell you that your future wife is on NL

Small small ma'am. We no dey use God joke for here oh!

Prettyvhickie:
u hear me tell you say i understand before you they thank me?

I'm a mind reader, sweetie

dearpreye:
I'm high favoured too...

So be it, sir. Say it and have it.

dearpreye:
Take my words to GTB!

Truckpusher instructed us not to vouch for anyone. Pls don't be tempted and do not tempt us.

barcanista:
He did not tell you the full story . The traffic na die


Where should we build the helipad? We seriously have to do it

You know your wish is my command. Wherever you choose is cool by me. Where have you been? Missed you :-(

Prettyvhickie:
any welcome song for me?

Sure, ma'am. Our nightingale Elantraceey isn't home at the moment. She'll do the needful when she returns. Tks for your understanding

dearpreye:
Take his words. He's one of the most reliable, mature and amiable person you can find here.

I'm high favoured too...

You go fear recommendation. Truckpusher, you sure say these people sabi you so? Why you come dey show another level here na? Abi that thing don dey worry you?

barcanista:
oh, maybe he went to do something behind the curtain


Traffic wan finish my life o

haha. He can't be trusted - so he told me. Tell those people to free you oh abi make we go build our own helipad for house sef

Truckpusher:

Na your dowry items we dey wait for nau. You forget say split unit , standby generator plus their operators dey the list?

Caseless:
...
I talk am..

Unfortunately the guy is living in denial.

Caseless:
he should not ask me truckpusher's wife pls. If no be say him want make people gather de separate fight for hia.

Haha. Make the show start na. We get referees and moderators for house.

Prettyvhickie:
i am ready now

You're welcome ma'am. Please have your seat. Beamborla, ideology, alezy, careless etc pls we have a visitor.

Caseless:
just can't help anymore.

clears throat...seriously following *in alezy's voice*

Truckpusher:
Nah! duty's call ma'am - I'm the last person you will in making angry here - You obviously have no idea how many obnoxious kids I meet on daily basis in the romance section.


Listen up everyone , I was never angry - It was a personal thing that took my time and I won't be here for long either.

Good to know. Thanks for everything. See you when we see you.

Beamborla:
Anything for you.

You're one sweet and entertaining ma'am, you know. I see your pusher spying.

Alezy:
clear throat....seriously following

lolzz...ain't what you're thinking. :-P

ideology:
Better better full stop, comma don't talk to our mummistic mummy like that again or …

Just introduce yourself, in this house there are many mansions
Cc hfog

Well said sir. Baby Beamborla please we need to drop all rumours. This gent just scored a serious point.