₦airaland Forum

barcanista:
I've been in this pastor business for ages na

I see.

kaboninc:
Lol. Bauchi?
What do you do in Bauchi? Are you a native?

Not a native sir. We run a school here.

Truckpusher:
She's just a friend .

Why is that hard to believe? E no even fit your mouth.

kaboninc:
Which of them?

guess.

Whynotthetruth:
joke ke? Why should I take prisoners when there's shortcut to hell for them with mere press of button

btw Good mornings and how are yous to everybody in this constituency

Point of correction...house not constituency abi wetin you call am? You've been scarce. How've you been sir?

Truckpusher:
Dem say fish wey dey bag wan cut bag , you wan catch more fish put inside the same bag ?

I never any fish for bag yet.

Truckpusher:
Hehe

Every man has a strange way of expressing love .

There are some ladies you just have to laugh at their dry jokes to express love while some you beef them big time and they'll become curious about that persona and will always want to come close and conquer you. But in her case I'm not expressing love - I've already given her to my friend Caseless.

Given her out yet stalking her? How possible? Seems you're denying the obvious. Btw, your friend tried denying she's his some pages behind. I believe you two know that my baby's no public property. You know the right thing to do if you're seeking for her hand in...

dearpreye:
Why should barcanista be allowed to derail? He's a supposed soul winner. ...

Derail? Soul winner? Sorry pls I'm lost

barcanista:
"He who the Son has set free is free indeed" John 8:36

The Son has already set me free

You quoting Scriptures? You amaze me. Reply my mail pls

Truckpusher:
Put ya baby on a tight leash.

She's trying to emasculate Caseless in this forum and I'll not stand and watch as my fellow man is being humbled and turned into an indoor cat by Beamborla and her entire crew.

And you say you don't speak big grammar? You're even doing it unconsciously. Thumbs up! If you love my baby say so before it's too late oh. You know many eyes are on here abi?

Truckpusher:
Honestly, I dislike big grammars , I prefer to keep it simple .

There is no point speaking grammar and ended up not communicating .

Leave that girl alone o.

I thought you were looking for someone to handle her...seems you have a strange way of expressing love oh. Gotta have some peace talks with my baby.

kaboninc:
Yeah thanks, we dey chee chumchim here!
So where in Nigeria are you?

Bauchi. Traffic is the least of our problems.

dearpreye:
Console your backsliding......hahahah. I'm still pleading on your behalf. God must save your soul. He must.

Amen and amen.

Odunharry:
na u we go ask..we wan break record..the largest family ever

Morning sir.

Truckpusher:
Morning ma'am.

I'm not even amongst the first ten when it comes to the zisms and gbims in this forum.when you talk about big English you should be addressing people like MizMyColi and Dearpreye and not my humble self .

I make it plain and simple.

Please don't call that witch of Endor called Beamborla I beg you .

Did you just call my baby a wi...? If I start to yab you...no complain oh. I no dey use my baby play abeg. As per English...the gurus are always humble na and would never accept. Keep on I'm feeling you.

barcanista:
Hahaha... We are good men... U don't knw the benefit of being a "pastor"...Remember deliverance session? A time out with pretty ladies for deliverance? Program for single and cute ladies only? Think boss

You've started. :-(

dearpreye:
I've read my bible once today......Ask them when last they read theirs.....

Hmm...God bless and keep your soul, brother.

kaboninc:
Ok then. Get strength quick quick oh.
Ayamfine sha...but this traffic not funny!
That feeling of using your hands to carry all these vehicles off the road...

Eya, the travails of Lagosians...it's well with you guys o

Truckpusher:
Get off my mentions when talking about your nefarious activities .

I'm a good man and nothing is gonna that.

You and big Englishes. Beamborla baby, where are you? Btw, good morning sir.

barcanista:
Truckpusher is a Man of God just like me.

I've not said anything yet. Just watching and waiting

dearpreye:
Clear it very well.

Don't take that guy seriously when it comes to religion. I'm the deeply religious one here in this family.

I see...thanks

kaboninc:
What appen?
Morrrrrringgg

Just adjusting to certain things dear...how are you

barcanista:
Amen I'm very religious and you know that....

Ask Truckpusher

*clears throat*

barcanista:
U are strong now I guess

Not as strong as I can be. It gets better and easier by the day.

MizMyColi:
Hey Hanniee
Good Morning.
Yeah, my Night was errrmmm not sleepful enough, hehehehe
I watched movies till 1am and I woke up with a displaced neck, sorta


Specialist900, Good morning.
I take it you haven't heard the bible verse, "Be Fruitful and Multiplicate"?

Hi Alezy

Breezyrita!!!



Barcanista Good Morning.
I was in Heaven this morning.
Angel Gabito says to tell you repent! Good Morning.

To other family members
Traceey Sparky, KB, Beam, Berjeria, LORDREED, errrmmm, I'm missing names already, pardon my skipping memory.
I took an overdose of pain relievers this past weekend.

Have a Nice Day Y'all

Haha. So nice reading this interesting semi epistle from you ma'am. It's well with your neck, eyes and movie watching. I trust your day'll be restful. You're well able anyway.

dearpreye:
That's great.
My night was indeed restful.
Thank you.

You're highly welcome sir. Take care of you and always feel free to come around

dearpreye:
Hope I'm welcomed into this family?

Absolutely sir. Anytime. Trust your night was restful.

barcanista:
that's so sweet coming from you baby

What you doin nw?

Nothing. Just sitting in the office.

barcanista:
I'm good pretty...How are you?

I'm blessed sir. Just a little uneasy when I didn't read from you.

francizy:
Yes it was. Hope yours was too?

Yes sir, it was. Tks a lot

Beamborla:
Morning, momma. Hope your sunshine is all bonnie this morning.
morning, guys... Nice day ahead

Yeah she's great. Just dropping her at school. Tks for everything

barcanista:
Good morning Darl... Good morning everyone

Missed you. How are you?