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*continues introduction*
Joseph1832...as old as his handle. He's not in his right mind and he's on the loose. Watch out for him. Actually an uninvited guest. Thinks he can spoil our fun here.
Ecoterrors...fascinating lady. Younger sis of Barcanista. She says she's given me her big bro for keeps. Not sure what means anyway
Mizmycoli...I don't need to introduce her I'm sure. She's Barcanista's PA incase you're not aware.
Kaboninc...a perfect gentleman. He's a suitor suspect. If you get what I mean.
Cc Alezy

Alezy:
lie lie, dats not allowed. @hfog pls we all need to knw dem. introduction pls.

You're putting me on the spot sir. Where I wan take start now?
Beamborla...my sweet baby and specialist elder sister.
Truckpusher...an overload that has my baby as his medicine and tormentor.
*takes a break*

francizy:
HFOG you will break record on NL oh.. Your thread wan long pass number of days wey Methuselah live for earth sha..

lolz...na our thread na. Na all of us join hand make am wetin we dey see so. How're you doing sir?

Specialist900:
I no fit explain how e happen. Aunty hfog go dey in better position to

You see your life?

Beamborla:
Kinglekan abandoned me since yesterday

He won't baby. Maybe he's only gone to repackage his strategies. He knows you're a hot cake na. Leaving you will be too risky for him.

kaboninc:
Lol. Am sorry am replying this lateeee

Eyaa...what a lovely baby...

Is she having teeth now? Wanna buy her some chocolate bars...

My day went well oh. Going home now. Am in Lagos.

Hi Beamborla....what do I get you?

No worries dearest. Baby's a big girl oh. She'll be two years next month. She's got 16teeth. Momma hasn't introduced her to chocolates yet. So are you home yet?

Alezy:
seems we have new guyz in da house. or am I wrong?

You're not wrong sir. Welcome. How've you been? You gotta reach specialist. He's the one with the details of the new family members.

Beamborla:
lolz...

God evening.
My day has been good...how's my sis?

Our day has been lovely too ma'am. Your sweet sis is blessed as always. She came around this afternoon. I see you two met yesterday. How's that suitor of yours?

ECOTERRORS:
I'm starting to like your stalking, cross over to our divide let's have a good time.

Barcanista is my big bros, HFOG can have him for keeps, I will be the night watchman over their *gburugburu.

*short of words*

barcanista:
I'm not ecoterrors na

Haha. See you. I've not mastered the spelling of the name na. Plus quoting you lets her see how I found her. Free me abeg

barcanista:
Ecoterrors is here

welcome ma'am.

barcanista:
Not yet, couldn't go out. Thanks

Wow. You shouldn't starve yourself please. Is it too late to go out?

barcanista:
Pray for me

I will. Wanted to ask. What did you have for lunch?

barcanista:
All my time is yurs babe...Where are u goin?

Church.

francizy:
This is my problem with you APC dudes.. This place was like heaven, immediately you show face, e just be like darkness befall the whole place. Abeg run go back politics section make we get peace for here..

Many thanks sir.

barcanista:
Welcome dear... U have me anytime

And that's all I need. *feeling better*
Tks again. I'll be out in less than an hour's time. I hope I've not taken too much of your time.

barcanista:
Chai abeg make una leave my HFOG for me na

I think I shouldn't have bothered responding sef. Tks dear.

joseph1832:
That's what we usually hear, later we will start hearing another story!.

Ecoterrors is a full blown member of ISIL, she might just slaughter you like a Ram meant for Illeya festival. So don't flirt with her man oh!.

Remember my dear, to be fore warn is to be fore armed!.

I'll keep thanking you for your concern. I have nothing to prove to no one neither do I owe anyone an explanation. Pls feel free to say and believe whatever you wish. I thought ignoring you would be impolite. It seems I was wrong. Permit me to speak no further on this issue. Tks again.

francizy:
There's nothing dia jor.. I don't take alcohol but I don't see any big deal in it as long as the person taking it won't get drunk..

I've heard you sir

joseph1832:
Yes you did!. We gonna get blotto.

You've not met me at all, ask those who have and they' will give you a nudge.

Besides, you sound like a typical nigerian christian, and I don't meet such people.
lol.

No need to cry over spilt milk. We've met already. Your words are Noted anyway. Tks again

joseph1832:
I hear you. I dey wait for you.

I hear you too. I'm sure you don't mind sharing your 'we' time with another woman as ecoterrors already stole his heart, but barcanista is a polygamous man so I'm sure he won't mind sharing his bed with you and another woman.

Tks for the information. We'll have to apologize and reassure his woman. We're neither stealing hearts here nor sharing bed.

barcanista:
Joseph1832 my sweetheart don tell you na. No worry, I go meet you for that bar this night

Bar? I didn't just read that, did I?

joseph1832:
Trouble ke? Na koko I dey yan una na!. If una won do personal, na bbm and whatsapp oh! Here anybody fit quote and interrupt una just like I just do.

I no go like make you sef open thread dey complain say barcanista chop come clean mouth oh. So e better make una do una thing coded oh!. Lol.

Oh many thanks for you genuine concern. It's a pleasure meeting you sir.

joseph1832:
Na the same question I bin dey ask you. Abi you don taya to dey yab Buhari?.

He doesn't do politics at home please. We're having some 'we' time at the moment if you do not mind. He'll get to you when he needs to.

barcanista:
wetin you find come here?

Is he a friend or foe?

joseph1832:
Dude can't you send this HFOG of a person a pm and take your personals to whatsapp or bbm or whatever channel people use for personal communication these days?.

Na trouble you dey find so o.

barcanista:
You've been eating too much or two little?

Far too little.

Specialist900:
the way you're sharing sister for elantraceey ehn. I no talk more sha

Are you jealous?

barcanista:
Same here! Have you taken lunch?

Yeah. Took a number of things. My appetite has been messed up lately.

Caseless:
You kidnapped this one?

Time to report to SARS....

You're too far from this one for me to be referring to when speaking with you.

francizy:
**gives her water**

Ask all your questions oh. May you find what you're looking for.

barcanista:
That's sure dear. I know you won't be against me... I only asked for reassurance. What you doing now?

chatting with you.