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LadyX:
She has forgotted. You know she have ate too much salt (old)

I never knewed that salt can makes me to forgotted things. I doesn't have to forget next time

elantraceey:
So you forgotten , now me understand .

Tk you my daughter. Be prayer to me to always reminded things more better.

LadyX:
Oh! Your father she have spoke the truth. I using the money to buy garri yesterday.
We will play him a small trick so that she didn't beat you when you go home. You will sang ABC...Yes today you learnt ABC. Saw you tomorrow

You is too kind my aunty. Most kindest woman I know. Pls have a good sleep and dreamt of I. We will surely saw ourselves tomorrow. Let me ran home and showed Daddy what you has teached me.

uchman:
Nice thread thou,
SALT has always been falling my hands while cooking since 1913...
#sadface#

Me too. In fact me three. My own too much. Once that salt was too much in the egg my father asked me when we started selling salt at home. Another time my Mum asked if I put salt into the rice or rice into salt. Me and salt ehn. God's delivered me now sha. I don marry so I no get option.

Specialist900:
lazy jor. Your money dey bank

I never see alert o. When you send am na? You don see that English thread?

elantraceey:
Is you that teach me na or have you forget?

I have forgetted my dear. You know Mama is grewing older every day

LadyX:
Ah! You is the new student. Tell your father she must paid for you first.

Oh Aunty, father said she have already pay you last week. I must have to start this lesson today if not father will beated me when I got home

Father Francis Fried Five Fishes For Felix on Friday

LadyX:
Who wanting to improved his Engrish? Tomorrow i will taught him

I am here ma'am. Don't you thought tomorrow was too far? Let us bring it more nearer please

elantraceey:
he is been hovering arounds nl since o

And he cannot said a single greetings to me? He will come and met me here. Where do you learnt to speaks good english like this? I'm proud for you oh! :-D

Money Made Mama Mary Marry a Mad Man

YEAH let's write all the
Peter Piper Picked a Piece of Pickled Paper.

She sells sea shells at sea shore.

So pick any letter and use it as the first letter of each word in a sentences. Pls let the sentences make sense.

elantraceey:
we spoked these morning and he said he's fine.

Oh, that's gooder my dear. I'm just thoughting now the reason why he did not came online up till now.

Big bro LordReed, has you seen the goodest English here? It is more better for us to started teaching DD now oh.

elantraceey:
Moge , me promises it repeated itself not ever again

Was was the meaning of 'moge'? What of if I did not believed you? Have you heared from your cousin specialist900 since today?

elantraceey:
Mama , i always knows knowledge gat you plenty

Since when did you knew this that you never telled me? I can dis-daughter you for this great mistook you make

2undexy:
y re u run?...this thread is gonna reshaped ur englishing lyk mad

I needs to learned this english by force or fire. Can you helping me sir?

phemswag:
Ayaf dead

how possible is it for a died person to still be spoking?

elantraceey:
is me speaks english mores thans you alls

Sweetheart, I knowed that fact more that you knows

2undexy:
u re no dead my broda, u re still aliving

lol. He dying but wakes up again but your englishes is more better than his

AirborneLacer:
Lmfao

Those Englishes you putted up there are breath-takeaway

Is your own Englishes any gooder?

sonikstargirl:
What is funnying u?
She is beautifulest between d 3 gals
where were u wen d food got burnt? = i were in d room

Why don't you tell I that you can speaks English like these

sucreblazing:
very funny...

Common englishes you cannot spoke, even for ones.

Kazrem:
You have forgotten me. Do not be flattered by those who are envying me.

You amaze me

Learner

First month of the year. What's today? Y

elantraceey:
hmmmmm true that but i know he's accomodating

Yeah, he sounds so. No wahala. Me hope he'll get satisfactory answers to whatever he wants to know

elantraceey:
You would have na , as long as it's you then it's allowed

Nah. He might not be too comfy with that, you know?

elantraceey:
It's not at all o , hopefully this weekend.

Okay, I see. Any gist for me? Yeah 'his' mention and your perfect response. You deserve a gift, you know. Just didn't want to interrupt you guys.

Specialist900:
HFOG : how una dey o?

We blessed, just lazying around. You?

Emenandez4lyf:
who the hell is HFOG , ur name is not even in google search, never heard about U in Afghanistan

Is she your role model too?

elantraceey:
It didn't hold jare , after the early morning rush.

Yes i am , being at home since 1


How was your day?

My day was beautiful, sweets. Just waking up from one long and tiring nap. Feeling so lazy. When do you plan to move to school or is coming from home that comfortable and economical?