₦airaland Forum

Dear Girlfriends,



Inline with the recent deregulation and subsidy removal going on in the society, i wish to inform you of our decision to deregulate the girlfriend sector. To this effect, we will be withdrawing over 70% of the subsidy currently being giving to you to augment the pocket money your parents send you.



Furthermore, all BIS subscriptions will now be handled by you as well as the buying of airtime for your phone. We will also be reducing the amount of money given to you for hairdressing, fingernail fixing and chocolate buying.



However, i am pleased to inform you that we will continue to take you shopping (but that will twice a year) and also provide money for cooking (since we will not be going to crunches again but we will be eating at your place).



We regret the inconvenience this may cause you but we urge you to understand that it is a necessary measure to provide us more money to cater for some of your ever increasing emergency needs.



Thank you for your understanding. http://make-love.co.in/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=236



Yours sincerely,

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For: Association of Nigerian Boyfriends.