₦airaland Forum

Arysexy:
[b][b]My Ibo tribe:

1. We eat people

2. We sell drugs all over the world.

3. We kidnap everything walking; even exported kidnapping/cannibalism to far off places like India.

4. We're scam artists, liars and cheats.

5. We stay selling fake/pirated/inferior stuff.

God help us

6. We never learn from the past; always planning coups, killing politicians of other tribes (then claim eons later that they died of heart and asthma attacks ).

7. We think the world is against us.

8. Our finest gals look like PlatinumNK.

9. We worship Ojukwu even though he's clearly senile and is nothing more than a political ho. . . . . . .
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OTU NNEGI THERE!!!

My tribe yoriba has the following worrying us:

1. We believe in juju even when we go to church and mosque

2. Our girls are very dirty and smelly

3. our guys like agbero and motor park job and are too lazy

4. we are too ugly, i dont know if its bc of the tiger-whisker-tribal marks our parents give us

5. we always open our mouth wide open and shout EGBAMI when there is emergency

6. we like enjoyment - OWAMBE even when we dont have money , we borrow and sell our lands to igbo boys to pay back

7. we dont have liver to fight but we sabi do gra gra! to put fear into our opponent

8.we like bleaching bc we try to yellow like igbos who r naturally yellow bc they eat a lot of vegetables

9. we like taking paraga, shepe etc to shack us when we want perform

10. our mothers always curse us like were! oloriburuku! oloshi! eshu!

11. we hate/jealous igbo ppl bc they came all d way from east and r trying to take over our land.

12. we lick the backside of our god Awolowo, and worship him bc if nt for him we for don finish

13. we r naturally cowards and backstabbers so, nigerians beware of us

14. we can kill for politics, the number of political killings in our region is the highest in nigeria, thats why we r the wierd, wild , west

15. we can stoop so low to beg to gain favour not minding our ego and also do eye service at work to get promotion

16. we see every thing from tribal perspective wheras we r the most tribal ethnic group in nigeria, if not africa

17, my hands are paining me, make i rest am coming.

Please why are we like this? its time we turn a new leaf!

[/quote]@Benodic [quote]