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HerPerception:
If I was in your arms right now, I would be fast asleep.

I have to admit this is the hardest and easiest relationship I have ever been in.

So perfect yet so flawed all at the same damn time.

I can't imagine being without you and the fear of being with you is just as overwhelming.

I love you my big cock

Good morning chicken

I heard and listened to you last night

Things will be fine, you are the one that believes in miracles

HerPerception:
See what I mean! When I need you you are nowhere to be found! I have retracted my vn and message because I was hurting and needed you to comfort me and you disappear! As usual. I needed you then not 2 hours later.

was cooking baby.

HerPerception:
I don't know what you are talking about here. I need you on the other side please

alright.

we talked about these emotional hammers of yours and you agreed that they were misguided to see you defend them is disheartening.

HerPerception:
You're wrong actually, I find your ego a lil sexy

I dislike your love and obsession with FACTS! Everything has to be practical and feasible and things have to make sense. Life doesn't work like that, it needs you to believe in magic and being hopeful that things will appear from nowhere sometimes.

I dislike your groupies and the fact that you won't tell them you are in a relationship therefore prolonging their chase.

I dislike the fact that you have an African man's mentality when it comes to women and home.

I dislike that you never show your feelings sometimes.

I dislike the fact that you are so fuckin cute

Everything is calculated and timed

From childbirth to Food

About the groupies being a Gentleman

I wouldn't respond to your stereotyping comment chicken

I always show my feelings, fine i can be cagey about it but its always on my sleeves

HerPerception:
Good copout

alright over to you, what do you hate about me?


1. Ego i know next

HerPerception:
I like that I am emotional because it makes me human and you are a robot

That's still being investigated.

HerPerception:
Are you serious? You actually believe this? You're such a cock , I swear

swear with a faint breath while kissing me

HerPerception:
I asked for a sandwich of likes and dislikes and you gave me a shi sandwich. You can't even answer a simple question.

I don't think that the database of the site can handle my likes, they are so many

HerPerception:
I am an emotional being. I like that I bring emotion into judgement because I'm not a robot like you

Emotions and judgement Aren't related that's why judges are taught the first day in school to shelve their emotions in court


I can't say she is innocent because she is gorgeous

I likewise cant say, i will stop feeding the baby cause he is crying.

HerPerception:


It can happen, not everyday but sometimes.

I don't know why I bother because you won't admit your weaknesses anyway. It's always me in your book and never you!

the Question isn't if it happens but how often these have happened

i always own up to my failings, i disappear also but if we accumulate the data

You do it more that's my point

Chicken

HerPerception:
Are you saying I'm gay? Lol! Being a man is being a human. I don't put emphasis or importance on gender. I just don't buy into the whole "it's a man's world" philosophy.

case in point.

its our world, Doesn't belong to a particular gender but certain things are required from a particular gender

You are being emotional with your judgements again.

HerPerception:
You can't admit the obvious! You do it more and longer! You would be upset if I did you like you do me. But whose problem is that? Mine, I guess

who spends 16hrs sleeping? and this happens often
Who wakes up by 3pm the next day?

HerPerception:
Only dislikes

I can accept those. The second one is questionable because I don't remember rebuking all things masculine, I just call bs when it is

oh you do baby, more often than you can admit

Being a man is questionable in your book.

HerPerception:
See your perception is self centered. I go an hour or two without replying you. You go 12/24hrs! The longest I go is if I was sleeping. You saying you're working and ignore my message for that long!

An hour? Common we both know that you disappear for much longer and these happen often.

HerPerception:
You have known me long enough to know what you like and dislike about me so tell what do you dis/like about me?

HisPerception

dislikes

Your use of emotions to judge objectives
Your constant rebukes of anything masculine
Your excusable taste in movies.

HerPerception:
You are self centered. For example you would do things to me and if I do that same thing you would go crazy. You expect me to treat you in a way that you wouldn't treat me. You hate it when I take long to reply yet you keep me waiting up to 12hrs for your reply. Yes baby you are self centered and a lil full of yourself.

finally she speaks

We are both equally guilty of late replies, you do it as often as i

That's an unfair assessment of events

I have been open-minded about your excuses, you should accord me the same treatment.

HerPerception:
Honestly, I do but I admire your level of self belief, I wish I could see myself highly like you do. So it's a positive attitude in my opinion

Really but you have on numerous occasions called me self-centered.

HerPerception:
Really? I thought feminists were low so why expect better?

I would cook sometimes and would cook most times because I have a feeling you are a better cook (according to you) so obviously the better cook would cook. I have a feeling I'm the better cook though so I will do the cooking (depending on your financial situation) if I have to work to help support the home then you will be cooking and if you are rich then we'd get a cook so no need to worry.

being diplomatic


alright be honest! Do you think that i am self-centered?

HerPerception:
Play with his cock and raise his chicks after laying the eggs

Expected better from a feminist.

HerPerception:
In my home; The big cock does the cooking

really!

If the man does the cooking and provides financially, what does the woman do?

HerPerception:
I know now.

that's why its your perception

Who is supposed to do the cooking in a home?

HerPerception:
That made me LOL. Actually it's your intelligent mind that ruffles my feathers.

You always say sorry and I have to admit it's a very attractive trait since most men don't accept when they're wrong, however, I think you say sorry just to shut me up sometimes.

your last sentence, my reactions are as follows


You will never know

HerPerception:
I like this green man better >>>

this one is old and ugly

HerPerception:
I did. I gave you 24hrs notice but you were offline as usual. I just figured it wouldn't make much of a difference since you're never online.

Btw when you start a sentence with "Being a Man" it's the ego talking

same way when women says, i am a woman its accepted as a confession of the obvious, be fair with your assessments


I'm sorry about yesterday and the past 5days, i can be stupid at times, isn't that why my rooster gets your chicken feathers restless

HerPerception:
You got jokes. So what's your plans for the day?

i missed green man crazy how an irrelevant thing gains prominence.

HerPerception:
You got jokes. So what's your plans for the day?

well i got an interesting controversial topic

Ready to battle?

HerPerception:
Omg! This is the problem with African men! Why does everything have to be about the size of your ego? I didn't need an opinion that's why I didn't seek it.

If you don't show me your vulnerability how will I know that you love me?

stereotyping! This isn't about ego, you should have just shared the process with me, at least let me know whats up i cant make a decision without equating you into the process.

HerPerception:
I sir cock am not shy

well you talk more than this normally, tomorrow isn't Christmas cheer up chicken.

HerPerception:
I was annoyed at you yesterday for not milking the time I said we had left. I had to come back online because I didn't get enough of you.

wouldn't call that milking, I'm a man, i cant expose my vulnerability like that

When you said it, was so hurt but i had to be a man and stand up right

Angry that you didn't seek my opinion before making that decision.

HerPerception:
I'm ok other than missing you

You have no idea how much i have missed you, why are you being shy?

HerPerception:
I'm here for my cock,

my chicken, you still haven't answered my question