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Hi, all.

I need to know where to get good shocks absorbers for my car. I've replaced them three times since last year September and the noise keeps coming back.

Honestly, I don't know the differences because my mechanic buys them all the time. Last time, he bought them tokunbo and not up to 3 weeks the usual noise resumed. But now, I want to do the buying myself. Someone suggested to me today that I get Super Turbo brand but I don't know if it's reliable.

Any suggestions please?

8-year-old maid?

I blame the parents of the little girl. Who would be so stupid to send off a girl that age to serve someone?

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MediumStout:
We igbos are grateful to mr president for coming to our region at this crucial time. We will reward him with our votes in 2019. We are one Nigerianist and we will never support nnamdi kanu and ipob. We have forgiven you for calling us 5%. God bless Buhari

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Be proud of your tribe. Stop claiming Igbo.

Another goal!

2 - 3. Nigeria leading.


Shame on me.

Nigeria score

dabossman:
What pride biko? Are we and Argentina in the same category or is it a derby? When have we ever beaten Argentina at senior level in a competitive game?

You better just enjoy the game without any unnecessary expectations.

LOL!

Head to head, Nigeria have beaten Argentina more - check history.

But I want Nigeria to lose this very match for reasons best known to moi.

davspog2:
co-ordination btw defence and midfield is poor! This akpeyi come worst pass ezenwa sef!

Was Ezenwa ever bad?

Woman beans sef!

BluntBoy:
Wait for it

2-2

Ok, you've managed to net one. Wait for Hurricane Argentino in the second half.

BluntBoy:
The match will end 2-2.

Keep hoping. Nigeria fit see bar sha.

TSOM:
Amen!

Too bad the world's best footballer isn't playing.

It would have been a sheer humiliation for the Super Eagles coz he'd score, at least, two goals.

Just look at the stupid set of players they chose to play against Argentina.

May God help Argentina score more goals against Nigeria in Jesus name.

I bet Argentina will win even without Messi.

Fulani herdsmen are good people. They're just common criminals unlike IPOB terrorists.



Alhamdulillah!

BetaThings:
Are these headslammers too?

See typical headslamming here > head on the floor and bottoms up like a hen expecting a ho.rny _cock to mount her.


As little as he is, that boy is the smartest person in the mosque.

This is the best part of Qur'an I love to read:


Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the _penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.
Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351


Alhamdulillah!

BenzEne1:
Something is seriously wrong with yo head.
You dont understand what rape is.
You don't understand a single thing about Islam.
You'll show us where the prophet promised us 72 virgins.

I mean where the hell did you get these ridiculous ideas from. It is a shame that fellow gullible trinitarians would see this and nod in stupidity, affirmating your lies without a single thought to confirmation. It is a shame we have people like you ruining Islam with ouyrageous lies.

How do you know it was a "headslammer" that spilled that publication. You folks just sit down and talk nonsense just because you can type and post online with ease.

Please if you no sabi Islam. STFU (Astagfirullah)

Lo! We have created them a (new) creation, And made them virgins, Lovers, friends, For those on the right hand;
Qur'an 56:35-38

Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' "
Sunan Ibn Majah, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39

Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.
Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

Cc. Cyynthia.

This is how you reply the head-slammers, with facts!

Yesterday, they said NK has been removed and replaced. Today, the claim was debunked and instead of owning of to their stupidity and admitting they faked the news the head-slamming Jihadists are busy asking Nnamdi Kanu’s whereabouts.

Smelly turbaned propagandists.

Allahu akbar!

Foolish abokki. He's jealous of his mom's good health and was scared he might even die before her.

This mumu boy should just quit music for good. It's not his calling.

Retired club girls of the 1980's.

E still dey their body.