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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 9:07am On Jan 25, 2010
Ibime:

S'up Tgirl, Mail, Mykali etc. . . . I see y'all. . . .




I call this one Prose Overdose. . . . . 



The road is narrow/ but my foes are callow/ so Im loading barrels/
My bows and arrows/ leave broken bones and expose the marrow/
Your prose is shallow/ Im Moses, you Pharoh/
A chosen Afro/ known for composing carols/ with the soul of a sparrow!/
Behold my apparel . . It’s fit for a King!/ The wisdom I bring. . .
. . will rock ya boat. . . like full masts. . . with a shift in the wind!!/
If my verse doesnt glisten and bling/ nigga listen again!/
Pay heed to the scripture within. . .and let in sink in ya skin!/
I don’t care if you live in the gym/ with muscles ripped to the lim/
cos a blistering fist to the chin/ will cause ya vision to spin!/
I’ll flip in a min/ and draw ya blood with the prick of a pin/
then deliver ya limb. . . with a ribbon as a gift to ya kin!/
The position I’m in/ is to manoeuvre my troops/ in pursuit of the loot/
Y’all calculate y'all money. . . but I supercompute!/
I spit truth in the booth/ though Im rude and uncouth/
Faggits scooping his poop. . .  cos this dude is a fruit. . .  and a loser to boot!/







ibime abeg no let one sharp guy thief this bars ohhhhhhhhhh . . .dat was nice!
Rap Battles / Re: *****Warcraft: Who's Tha Hardest (DBR vs H.J)**** by HJ1(m): 8:56am On Jan 25, 2010
DBR:

dude u serious  shocked
seem u clueless wat multies and punchlines are grin
Flow, definately H.J had it,(good look H.J) cos i deliberately sacrificed ma flow for other point.
Guess ma ishhh flyin pass your head grin
oNe

hey hey hey . . . dont u go sayin  stuffs to mailmalc . . . i dont find dat sportmanslike . . . . people have their opinions and moreover u cant school mailmalc on wut puns or mulities are . . he has been in this ish much more than u think . . and 4 d reacord, puns aint all about forcefully makin sumfin outta something else. . it has to make a lil bit of sense both literarily and other way it's been put as a punchline. . u dig? . .so ease up bruv . .and wut the dealie bout sacrificing your flows for other point  . .well wuteva, . . . Either way u on point!

To everybody who voted . . REALLY APPRECIATE . .Thanks a biggie peeps . . I'm ever grateful . .

@lalaboi . . Just got out of the burial ish this past weekend . .wasn't easy but either way God knows why . . thanks for the condolences sent  . .really appreciate . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 7:33pm On Jan 23, 2010
Lalaboi or eldee, where art thou? Pls set up this battle for mykali, i cant wait!
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 1:15pm On Jan 22, 2010
eldee:

@riversman

Ride on homie . . . I'm feeling you.
These people don't understand the good life . . . tell em about the time you met Jay-Z cheesy cheesy cheesy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH, . . . . . .God u gat me rollin on ma belly 4 hours , . .LMSOBAO (Laff Ma Sexy Old Black Ass Off)
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 10:55am On Jan 22, 2010
riversman:

Mr Jumbo and smelling mouf genuflect, 2 of u shall not inflict me wit your GAYNESS shocked shocked shocked, i baind and cast both of u rats, RELEASE!!! grin grin

oh u meant bind . . ok now i get it . . kept tellin to type sumfin sensible but u never listen . . take this advise from a sage
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 10:45am On Jan 22, 2010
riversman:

hahahahahhaa, yea yea yea, I gat my crew man, we gonna smoke any mofo dat fuicks wit me like dry fish,

dont go hiding cos we gonna fish ya out grin grin grin

***YAWNs***
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 10:40am On Jan 22, 2010
waoh!! already got me a fan? how did u know d name was jumbo? , . . guess u went diggin for info on me . . anoda groupie on the loose . .NICE!! LOL
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 10:29am On Jan 22, 2010
riversman:

ewo!!!!!! see this rats sef talking about MIXTAPE, chei, its not gud to be broke, sorry i have been using the internet since 1997, please dont lie, when did you all start using the internet?, in the 2000's right, LAME backside fuicks

@Genuflect - your Father the pauper,

@H.J - wat did i do to u please, i hope no one stole your father's panties, lol, cos u gat some bitcchassness goin on

sorry i thot nigeria had zip codes, well, watever your zipcode/post codes are, dont giving a flying fuick,

all YE bitcches wanna be like me and my crew, aint gonna happen

guy make small sense wen typing undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2010
Genuflect:

I dey jare. Just putting finishing touches to my mixtape. What's up with you? Any nu trax?

Dats good to know . . .well i'm currently workin with summfin on ma sleeves . . .wen i'm done . . u'll be d first to know . . tried lookin 4 raw raze on facebook but cudn't find u . .holla . .
Music/Radio / Re: 'modenine Is A Bastard And Will Die A Pauper' ----ruggedman by HJ1(m): 9:23am On Jan 22, 2010
A PAIR OF STANS ARGUIN AND KILLIN THEMSELVES WHEN THE STARS DONT EVEN KNOW THAT THESE TWO EXIST. . . wtf!!
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 9:20am On Jan 22, 2010
Genuflect:

H.J, you can imagine the idiot. Lmao.

dats wut happen wen retards learn how to surf the web . . . .how far?
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W. - Lagos Party (brand New Official Video) by HJ1(m): 9:12am On Jan 22, 2010
riversman:

is it my fault that my zip code is not 234 like all ye LAME fuckkks, GET A LIFE!!!!

celebs are like normal to me, i said Liz Taylor because, myfamily deals with hollywood royalty, beyonce, rihanna and the rest are all lame celebs that kill for a dollar, sorry, am off to the hamptons for a party

PRAY for parents that are wealthy okay!!!!

u just showed how stupid u are . . .is 234 a zip code for nigeria? . . u are a goat . . wut nigeria has are postcodes in certain zones of each state . .
u are here decievin urself dat u know the whole stars in the world . . . .this pauper is probably squattin with on guy in ajegunle, comin here and claimin to be somebody abroad. . . . . . but wait, is this the same buffon dat said his blind aunt saw asa wit coke in an airport ?. . .YOUR FATHER
Music/Radio / Re: Terry Tha Rap Man Feat Terry G . . . The Terryfying Dyuo by HJ1(m): 2:38pm On Jan 21, 2010
hevysomtin:

It's Terrible not Terrific hah!  angry

lwkm . . . why terrible? if u gat reasons  . .spill em
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 1:01pm On Jan 21, 2010
DBR:

nite/

Cripple u in a Sec'. u wont Stand d Test of time/
step on ma zone u Xplode~~~lose a limb cos d Land is Mine/
crush your head wit ma boot/ put your ear Wax on ma shoes to Shine/


on this mission/ i blur the vision, this is pure Beef no Bone of Contention/ u disjointed no connection/

i bring the Heat warming your globe~~~u endangered / u Facing-extinction/
inhale ma racing-emission)/ im Big but not your Brother so u chasin-eviction /
spit Outstanding bars that Set us apart with a House-spacing-distinction/



damn right i like that . . . u really gettin iller by the minute . . nice one there
Music/Radio / Re: Terry Tha Rap Man Feat Terry G . . . The Terryfying Dyuo by HJ1(m): 12:47pm On Jan 21, 2010
rapjunkie:

who produced 'no be God'?

cant rememeber if it was sossick or some one else . .
Music/Radio / Re: Terry Tha Rap Man Feat Terry G . . . The Terryfying Dyuo by HJ1(m): 11:26am On Jan 21, 2010
it's really nice dat sossick is gettin dis much buzz . . .funny enuff he produced almost all the joints on gino's album "pain plus work" and he wasnt recognised dat much then . . . a sossick touch wud have given it a better tune that this terry G national anthem
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 11:22am On Jan 21, 2010
kay29000:

@HJ
S.UCK A manliness TILL U HICK-UP

stop cryin and try to get better . .dats wut a man s'pose to do

DBR:

lol, HJ
were u referin' to d Nollywood "to be continued" ishhh?
lol.
Mnwhile, nice barz u got on d warcraft.
Didnt wanna post nothin yet on it cos 9votes(credible) aint complete.
Good lookin dude.
oNe


yep yes i was referinthe nollywood director . . . . u came hard there son on the warcraft . . good lookin out . . just had to drop sumfin dat mornin to beat the deadline cuz ma mind is stil clouded wit the loss of ma cousin . . nice bro . . oNe

Ibime:




I got cash to invest/ You so shabbily dressed/ that you manic depress/
Cos I get money. . . and you only get reality cheques!/

You still in Waffi, and you'll never-leave-till-ya-eighty/
while my passport got many visas-in-lately. . .cos I cross-country like Kenenisa-Bekele!!/

My Arsenal of fat raps/ is greeted by hand claps/
Ya rhymes sure to leave em Bordeaux (bored though). . . .like Marouane Chamakh!/         


nice one there son . . u always come thru . .
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by HJ1(m): 11:10am On Jan 21, 2010
binary star . . . the full album "masters of the universe"
Music/Radio / Re: Secret Cult Messages In Rihanna's Umbrella #1-15 by HJ1(m): 11:08am On Jan 21, 2010
undecided as in ur point is??
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by HJ1(m): 8:55am On Jan 21, 2010
Music/Radio / Re: Secret Cult Messages In Rihanna's Umbrella #1-15 by HJ1(m): 8:51am On Jan 21, 2010
ofokaofoki:

groupie??tufiakpa, u think am a gay like u , anuoshior.
fl gators he is an idiot i have been wanting to frustrate for long. the guy too dey misyarn . grin grin

undecided undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Secret Cult Messages In Rihanna's Umbrella #1-15 by HJ1(m): 8:21am On Jan 21, 2010
FL Gators:

shocked shocked grin grin grin grin wetin this bobo do you sef? grin

he's just a groupie dat cant get enuff of me , . . ignore his stupidity
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 4:02pm On Jan 20, 2010
now dats wut i call RUBBISH!!!!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 2:45pm On Jan 20, 2010
@frijos, Lol, so like i said earlier. . 'good lookin out' wit ur next joint
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 2:39pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ha Abeg Tosin, i no call anybody OLODO oh, the only OLODO knows himself. . . Lol
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2010
Frijos, why u dey fall ma hand. . Good lookin out is more like sayin 'more power to ur elbow'. .
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 2:26pm On Jan 20, 2010
Exactly, . . Greatest Of All Time. . .
@frijos, good lookin out. . Bro
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 2:12pm On Jan 20, 2010
Tosin y u botherin wit peeps who cant get sensible even if their life depended on it. . . Like i said i aint gat his time. . I gat better use of ma post than address Ofoka anymore cuz arguin wit animals leads u nowhere.
Well frijos u gat ur take wit d yoruba slang and i aint sweatin it. . Hope ur next song becomes so 'yoruba' like. . Lol!
Music/Radio / Re: Name The Beat Producer ! by HJ1(m): 2:03pm On Jan 20, 2010
Who made d beat 4 Omowunmi's 'today na today'. . . Really diggin d joint
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 12:34pm On Jan 20, 2010
ok oh . . .
Music/Radio / Re: Mallam Spicey Free Cure; e too sweet by HJ1(m): 12:30pm On Jan 20, 2010
frijos:

THAT'S because THAT LINK IS SO "YORUBA"! LOL grin

dude get a hold of yourself n this "yoruba" thingy . .
Music/Radio / Re: Terry Tha Rap Man Feat Terry G . . . The Terryfying Dyuo by HJ1(m): 12:11pm On Jan 20, 2010
rapjunkie:

ok. . . a sosick/dagrin type beat

aight then . .lol

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