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Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 3:04pm On Oct 28, 2010
Street u down? Holla
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 3:02pm On Oct 28, 2010
Street u down? Holla
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 7:24pm On Oct 27, 2010
@ibime. . Wait wait hold up. It just hit me. . U'll take on the winner? Any reason if i may ask? Oh u too busy to meddle wit me in a battle? Well, no biggie either way
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 7:18pm On Oct 27, 2010
@ibime. . No biggie. Whats d big idea behind d four bars?
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 2:50pm On Oct 27, 2010
Well ibime, wut u think? Down? Holla. Wont mind chillin a lil cuz u just fresh off a massive battle. One
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 12:21pm On Oct 27, 2010
I need a battle. . Seriously. .
On ma vote?. . Think everybody basically spelt it out for me. I've seen way more iller flows from DBR but well ish happens.
Rap Battles / Re: ¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*warning Shotz_h.j-n-buffyjoe¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤* by HJ1(m): 5:31pm On Oct 26, 2010
rotflmao!!!!! wtf
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 3:09pm On Oct 25, 2010
I'm just rollin on the floor wit laughter. . . . Nairaland is just the shiznit
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 3:02pm On Oct 23, 2010
04kaa:

fans earnestly ask for round 2, it clearly shows that this place has been lacking drama for long, see as all of una dey beg to see battle, and some idiots like hj hate on ofoka for making battles like this happen. God punish anybody wey no wan make we dey see more battles everyday. grin grin

pls anoda round of braincells for this fool . . . ANOTHER ROUND PLSS
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by HJ1(m): 2:11pm On Oct 23, 2010
eldee look properly it's 2:2 and not 2:0, mobinga and googles had their votes towards DBR . . .  sincerely I dont know who to go with, DBr had the wordplay, ibime had the multies, they both had the punches, DBr had the intro and ibime had the closure, wetin i go do now, WE NEED A ROUND TWO . . . .  grin grin grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 6:32pm On Oct 21, 2010
Men dbr and ibime, i dey beg una. Easy before my brain gets split to smitherings. Clash of the titans aint got nothin on this. Patiently waitin for the final and concludin battle to crown the bigger heavyweight.
@bamsyle and ofoka, u guys really bore me. Birds of a lame feather. . . Keep talkin i'm watchin. Lol. . (pair of toddlers)
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 1:00pm On Oct 21, 2010
Ibime:

Let's get back to the fun part. . .


I aint even called him out and he's starting to run/
cos I bring Terror to his Squad. . . nigga, pardon the Pun!/
I might squeeze his heart and his lung/ till he suffocate/
I'm the best period. . .this byntch only ovulate/
I don't care if that line generic/ cos I rhyme mesmeric/
and I'm A*. . . this nigga just a minor merit/
I don't cypher to win, but this loser will claim it/
Shove a gun in his mouth. . .and kiss the bride. . .that's the rules of engagement!/
Ill be suing the plaintiff/ for being less than stewpid/
cos his rhymes don't measure up. . . and I'm the SI unit!/
U could CY/ D could never BI/ cos I'm the King like TI/
so alphabetically speaking. . .Ima never be beaten!/
I leave his mom steadily weeping/ when I sire his doom/
He better quietly zoom/. . . before I kill his Big Brother. . .in the diary room!/
If this nigga is so brave/ Ill be flipping a cold blade/
to give him a forward slash. . .like I'm linking the home page!/
When my mind unwind/ niggas rewind the rhyme/
and when I flip, this nigga better dash (-). . .like a minus sign!/
They know I spit better than him line for line/
If he spit better. . . its cos I couldn't find the time!/

men dat was impressive . .nice!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 12:52pm On Oct 21, 2010
Bamsyle.:

This village i[/i]dio[i]t just won't keep ma name outta his slimy mouth . . .

It's obvious that you are cursed . . . each and every one of your posts in here reveals your total frustration, abuse, lack, poverty, deprivation and all other forms of maladies.

I've told you to kill your parents if you have problems with your existence . . . Bamsyle ain't the cause of your life's miseries.



Eat a Di.c.k . . . .and keep wankin to ma picture while u at it . .



I need lalaboi to set up a real thread (and not the crap ofoka put up) for the ibime and DBR face off. . . .waiting . .lol. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 11:48pm On Oct 19, 2010
Somebody pls give Ofoka an attention. Pls and pls. Oh oops i just did. . . Lmao. Story teller
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 8:44pm On Oct 19, 2010
Seriously Ofoka, i tot you had grown out of this childishness. Cuz u have a raggidy ass mic, should dat count for sh.i.t. You really are a disgrace to music makin. I tot u had matured a bit but ur crazy attitude and lack of respect for ur elders stil persist. I never pushed the button of insultin ur lame, useless and wacked up behind but u kept talkin crap since showin dat ur stupidity is limitless. Makin music in room without a proper engineer's touch is totally daft and it freakin sounds like an amateur talkin. Any tom dick and Ofoka can do that, but the output would only be a wasted effort (like ur mum's delivery of you). Dont push ur dumb luck wen talkin to me. Ever! Only people of intellect can make me do an audio cut, as for people of ur similar shallowmindedness and stupidity, like bamsyle, i aint got that time. U CAN TALK MORE OF SH.I.T OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BUT U AINT GETTIN NO WORDS FROM ME. I'm done wit ur a.s.s.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 19, 2010
Ofoka no diss but u like ibime said, u a major bore like miners. U dont even know jack  bout j.cole and u talkin bout him doin audio battles? Negro pulleezz. As far i'm concerned, i dont have the stress of hittin a studio just to please certain people on nairaland. Studio sessions are for business and not unnecessary battles dat die out after two weeks of lame opinions. I barely have the time to text battle let alone go at a lame dude on wax. If any dude wants to audio battle, thats his problem, as for me, i got better ish on ma sleeves.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 12:37pm On Oct 19, 2010
Men phuck the audio battle sh.it. I'm feelin the text battle. Just cuz of a battle on nairaland then somebody has to go get a studio session? Please . . . Cuz doin an audio in your room only turns out wack after much effort. . . Ibime could attest to that. . MEN I GOTTA SAY THIS, DBR GAVE IBIME A HARD TIME AND AS FAR I'M CONCERNED, DBR HAD THE BETTER AND MORE MASSIVE PUNCHES AND WORDPLAY. IBIME HAD THE MULTIES BUT DBR KILLED IT. . . No bullshittin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 12:36pm On Oct 19, 2010
Men phuck the audio battle sh.it. I'm feelin the text battle. Just cuz of a battle on nairaland then somebody has to go get a studio session? Please . . . Cuz doin an audio in your room only turns out wack after much effort. . . Ibime could attest to that. . MEN I GOTTA SAY THIS, DBR GAVE IBIME A HARD TIME AND AS FAR I'M CONCERNED, DBR HAD THE BETTER AND MORE MASSIVE PUNCHES AND WORDPLAY. IBIME HAD THE MULTIES BUT DBR KILLED IT. . . No bullshittin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 12:34pm On Oct 19, 2010
Men phuck the audio battle sh.it. I'm feelin the text battle. Just cuz of a battle on nairaland then somebody has to go get a studio session? Please . . . Cuz doin an audio in your room only turns out wack after much effort. . . Ibime could attest to that. . MEN I GOTTA SAY THIS, DBR GAVE IBIME A HARD TIME AND AS FAR I'M CONCERNED, DBR HAD THE BETTER AND MORE MASSIVE PUNCHES AND WORDPLAY. IBIME HAD THE MULTIES BUT DBR KILLED IT. . . No bullshittin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 2:55pm On Oct 17, 2010
Thanks a milli hax. Was Lol for minutes wen i saw your post. Though i stopped for a sec wen u said twas awful, disgustin and etc. Nah, dont mind me, either way, thanks alot blood. Really appreciate.

Ofoka how far na? Tot you'll be hypin the DBR and ibime battle. We dey wait oh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 2:54pm On Oct 17, 2010
Thanks a milli hax. Was Lol for minutes wen i saw your post. Though i stopped for a sec wen u said twas awful, disgustin and etc. Nah, dont mind me, either way, thanks alot blood. Really appreciate.

Ofoka how far na? Tot you'll be hypin the DBR and ibime battle. We dey wait oh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 3:44pm On Oct 15, 2010
On a nas state of mind  . . . . The[b] P[/b]oetic [b]E[/b]nchanting [b]N[/b]ova


I rest in sceneries/ creatin metaphors and similes
Funny how life would seem wen u ever stop to think of me
Steady sleepin in the pocket of the owner/
He gets the “credit” . . . . so to the world I’m a loner (“loaner”)

I've got a blue or black blood in ma vein, thru ma a$$, it leaks
And cuz of dat . . . ma owner gets a hot track to spit
Wen I dance on sheets/ ma steps creates a certain path of speech
Ma owner learns the route, with intentions out, to go spazz on beats

The great of the greats held ma waist on the dancefloor,
Thus makin a chance for/ songs that’s pleasin the fans more
The end result of this leaves em deep minds startled
The only time I didn’t matter, were durin freestyle battles

I made artists create classics/ all thanks to ma great dance tricks/
Everyone loves the meal, but no one appreciate the slained matchstick/
And really the fact is/ . . .  I’ll gladly do it again
Cuz I couldn’t even tell this story without the use of a pen!!

(Guess who i am . . . lol, )
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 4:31pm On Oct 14, 2010
We will drill tools/ in ya medula/ like Uma/ Thurman/
and Kill Bill fools/ in pursuit/ of the loot/ and burn em/ . . . . .nice one there ibime. . . .massive as ever . .



toss u in bottomless pit~now thats flawless (floorless) victory/ . . . . .

clueless'~u'z a Broke Santa~~so the Clause u got nadah gift/
im awesome ~Piss off the Police~ still they Cop ma Sh!t/ . . . . . DBR u dey mad!!! Ah yee . . . .naa na na . . this is too much . . . this is just gettin heavier and heavier . . i'm mobile sutfin now, . . . wen i get back on ma system wud definitely get back with sum'n . . . OUCH!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 1:36pm On Oct 11, 2010
Abandon u. . Like an after meal course, they desert (dessert) u. . . . Men dbr, u're makin hard for peeps to keep up. Dat was major. Dayuum
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 1:34pm On Oct 11, 2010
Abandon u. . Like an after meal course, they desert (dessert) u. . . . Men dbr, u're makin hard for peeps to keep up. Dat was major. Dayuum
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 7:59am On Oct 11, 2010
@ibime. . Nice one there, though i've seen this concept done three times before. First by big L wit a song called ebonics, then a naija dude based a houston called lord jahzah wit a song called lagos language and finally a collab between 2shot and mtrill wit a song called lagos lingua (or somethin like that). Stil nice though
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 10:14am On Oct 09, 2010
@DBR. . Flow for rank sure goes to thank DBR/ for the thread resuscitation, wit his bars as the CPR. .

U d man boss. Nice wit bars. .

@makajibz. I sees u. Cool flows u gat there
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 10:14am On Oct 09, 2010
@DBR. . Flow for rank sure goes to thank DBR/ for the thread resuscitation, wit his bars as the CPR. .

U d man boss. Nice wit bars. .

@makajibz. I sees u. Cool flows u gat there
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 7:22am On Oct 08, 2010
@DBR and ibime. . Thanks massively for the love. Just tryin to walk on the path u dudes created for us cats
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 2:15pm On Oct 07, 2010
I get pushed to the limit/ when bruising you timid /fools till you finished
durin battles, misplacin body parts, is the only thing i'm loosin to niggaz
now who cud envision/ the precision of this dude when he spittin/
comin with "telly tubby" flows . . . it obvious this fools must be "kiddin"

This[i] little brother[/i] aint nuttin but a pile of big pooh
niggaz say i run a shady biz, meanwhile they need proof
comin with fake hugs, a smile and a  kiss too/
think i'm blind like steve, dude?/ I dont mind, i keep cool
then I leave a hole in they head, now their mind's a see through

sittin on top of occasions, when i grab the mic, they all cheer mayne (chair man)
phuck Lord voldermort, it's H.J these wacks dont ever dare name
with or without fair claim/ i'm illest, and u dont wanna test son
they be feelin the jams (fillin the jamb) and i aint even comin with ma best form

flows are way over board, so u get hooked weneva i toss a line
thought of bridgin the gap  . . .shouldn't ever ever cross your mind
Silly dumb wacks, plus your thoughts lack what it takes to scare me LovePeddler
U punk'd out like ashton kutcher and u bein scared to phuckin dare me more (phuck in demi moore)

it's the true cat, bringin the true rap/ essence to you wacks/
peeps get scared of showin their true colors, so i gotta beat em blue black
I do fresh gears, with a fresh pair, but why the hell you gangsters do rags (doo rags)
the way I come up [/i]with the flows, even [i]J.cole be wondering WHO DAT!!

How u gon spit s.h.it, by switchin lips wit your asshole/
dont secrete lipids wen spittin lyrics, but niggaz know i gat fat (phat) flows/
freakin tadpoles, . . . .  dare to talk with shark/
didnt even stress the dome, it's as easy as a walk in the park
Rap Battles / Re: Eldee Finally Replies Rhymestein:eldigity Ft Abdullegend Flogcraft! Wackstein! by HJ1(m): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2010
I kinda doubt dat eldee did this. Wetin do him fingers wey him no type am himself and of all people, na him arch enemy dey do the typin and hypin. Na lie, i no believe

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