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Pr0ton:
Na so Bro

possible scenario dey will come on line to deny anything and accuse use of terrible sence of judgement..u Jxt dey look especially cassy

ogunsinamayowa:
ths thread is dying!

exam z getting near!

Pr0ton:
You too?

..lmao.. lets keep a watching as d egg hatches...

horpeyemmi66:
Now you know its MDCN, just like WAEC, your answers might be taken all the way to Uthman Dan Fodiyo University, Sokoto that's how far they can go, as I've heared...busy tinz on POINTE @Esther, to everything there is a season lolzz. That's why have been on and off this thread. All you guys that never let the thread become stagnant kudos to y'all.

Sight you @Dr. Host, Sai Buhari oo!

seriously they ave been doin a great job

cassyrooy:
Haba! You might as well PM to get an ACCREDICTED url link for reprinting, how about that?

Bhuumhite:
dnt bother...tnks fr showing concern

i smell something

..hunger dey dey catch man picken oo

GetOvaMe:
No Shakin' as for me, but....


Better Safe Than Sorry.

lolz na d way joor

GetOvaMe:
Gwarinpa. Quite close.

..yea.. "quite" not Jxt close...bh guy aw u tink say election go be..cos my pman i know say if i finish jamb today he go wan talk say make i still glue for lag..d election fit hot oo....

can't wait to be in UI can remember goin there last tym the cool brez .the gentle ambience of the ancient sch .. chilling in d heritage garden all i could hear were putopputop!!(kisses at my back (.guys aw far na ?y my back.. ..cutieeesss !! in d love garden with chilled ice cream starin into each others eyes ( na book i wan go read oo..entering reading room i was like ..una dey do crusade?(gp reach 10.0?) all was fun ..we all d a part of dat i strongly blive

DrHost:
you guys dey scare person ooooo...... What was your last year jamb score

...na u we dey look o..oga mi

horpeyemmi66:
Sleep ke...not now. I will do the sleeping later jo. What offer did you conclude is nice?

You sef no dey sleep ni?

lol ..me and sleep no dey lydown open teeth ..we no friends....

horpeyemmi66:
Honestly @PrOton if I could get my hand on this vague figure doing all these banning I could give that person a clop on the head.
You just banning everyone, anyhow. Wanted to comment about the reprint issue ni o. When I was slammed a 24hr, okay I said lets inform someone of recent development but it wrote "Insufficient access when banned". I took that bitter pill down forcefully, I copied my write up and said I was gonna paste it after the time of the first banning lapses. Which I did, but was slammed again...24hrs. Okay then, seems it his birthday and am getting all the presents, he slammed me another 24hr yesterday. I was so annoyed, felt like smashing my fone with my fist. Seun as you said needs to look into this banning thing, can't we exercise our freedom of speech in our own little way? Money never dey for person wey we go go own one column for the Punch, the likes of Bayo Olupohunda...next time you try that @whosoeveryouare am gonna bite you. A bite as big as that of a Pirahna.
Preparation they move small small jare, uneventful days...can't wait to be done with this exam, I have got to Propose to someone nah. When I heared they shifted the exam again, my heart sank. At least we have a date to reprint now, good for us.

Why huh! @Cassyrooy?

u no dey sleep?

horpeyemmi66:
Oh dear, just got back from detention...NLPD. If no 1 fails then I come back after B.Sc Physiology. By the way, do you think am gonna seat back and let that happen to me. No way gal, that first class in 100L U.I, we go bag am together ni. Trust me, the hell I saw in LAUTECH, cannot be compared to whatever is there in U.I. Intimidation we condone not<=LauteCh's motto. I survived in LaUteCh, definitely I'd scale U.I's hurdles.

And @cassyrooy thanks for the compliment.

what u c can b deceiving..don't b too sure..
boys dey para oo..blood in their eye...bh d offer seems nice to b honest

DrHost:
hollamancy

big boss ...na reading carry me go..trying to round up...u know ill look unserious if i dnt beat last yrs jamb score...

aw v u been doin..

cassyrooy:
Holamarncy, bro how far? Are you back from Lag.?

my jamb center is in ibadan i thought the jamb would come early so i would do it n move to abj ..bh with all dis jamb rubbish ..m stuck in d west..

MockinJay:
Hurry!! She's bout to close o! You know, she's a winch na

#scratching head#haha...

hey guys been a while how has preparation been ..Jxt passing by tho..need to buy moimoi from i sikira

horpeyemmi66:
You guys should stop posting things as no one is gonna ask you what 'Quark and Leptons' or where 'Phospholipids and Proteins' are found as a bilayer...let's concentrate on the things JAMB would probably set. I don't have to remind anyone that we are in Nigeria and everyone here, as far as I am concerned is gonna seat for UTME not SAT or TOEFL. #constructivecritisicm.

To the Arts and Commercial guys a few questions

1.When was Lyttleton's constitution promulgated?

2.Where is the UNO building situated?

3.Ban ki moon is the secretary-General of what organization?

4.What does the term Fiscal policy refer to?


...We the sciences appreciate your presence, but "taking over the thread" is a clause you coined for being overzealous on the part of a few. @Cassyrooy,olatunji21, T33jay007 make una no vex.

thanks oo..my brother ..i jxt dey look...no bady will ask all does ones...lol....
leaving necessity for unnecesity

ha...una dn move the trend gang oo .
been busy dat physics plenri small...i sha suppose cover 80%..
greeting the niggers nd beauties
(all hands up)

horpeyemmi66:
No am not a student, but in a couple of months I will be... For the tyme been am just an aspirant like you; Aspirant of Physiology 2015(crossing to MBBS 2016). Dr.Host and I alone know the reasons for the detour.

What you saw(Answer to ur question) was not mean't to appeal to you, make you feel fly or make you feel good in anyway. We are still at the cross road of UTME, after crossing that Rubicon(Provided you scored 200+) then comes the PUTME. As I have heared the Post-Utme is basically O' level standard. The race has begun earnestly, so you've got to strive hard if you wanna be an 'OmoIbadan' not one of the 'Wannabes'. In essence don't count your chicks before they hatch.

na wa ooo...everybody wan cross...
na survival of the fittest

horpeyemmi66:
Sorry to disappoint you sir, I only know the quotas for Dentistry and Medicine which is 30( 25 from UTME and 5 from Crossing and D.E) and 180(100 were admitted last year of which some would still be forced to change their courses due to wrong JAMB combination or Wrong course selection in 100L, so I guess the space of 80 would be left for crossing and D.E).

Since its Sociology, then you guys should be much to some extent. And that course as I have viewed it from a distance is not gonna be a walk in the park. I was at a book shop opposite the school's gate, in there I met two girls and their mum. One of the girls was in Sociology and the other was in Law. The sociologist had come to get this fat book on which was written boldly "SOCIOLOGY"(N6,000) and the owner of the store was asking the girl what the highest grade in Literature was for the last semester in the Dept. Of Sociology, I was shocked when she said a 'D'. Hmmm...let XavierG, DSurgeon, Dr.Host, PrOton, Bhuumite, Horlarmancy,ogunsinamayowa,estijaz, Pes13, funkysilver, Mockinjay, felixyiga, Professor1234, Kumpharm et al look into the question as well. Thats my opinion dear. U.I doesn't take too much people, but Sociology should be pegged at 350-400(speculative guess).

presently it z uncertain...
bh looking back at 2012..it was around 100-120 through jamb (published on d site) ..bh as for now it might av changed..and if it would it shouldnt b with a huge difference ...sorry tried checking every hole i know...bh couldn't get any exact figure

MockinJay:
At least now we know "hmmmmmmmm" is an eatery or not? ^^

dat place fyn gan ooo...bh na bole nd epa dem dey sell Der

tobillionaire:
A circle with radius 5cm has it's radius increasing at the rate of 0.2cm/s . What is the corresponding increase in the area ?

i o wuruwuru get 0.6...

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i will caress it solve all its difficulties
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i will give it all of me.tenderly i will stroke
it.m mesmerized!!
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i will handle it in my hand close to my chest like my pillow .
its thoughts will dwell in my heart..
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ABEG O NA MY BOOK AND BIRO ..
MAKE UNA MIND NEVER BUTTERFLY..
happy val day!

FunkySilver:
ha....ha!! guy! wetin nah!!! u wan spoil show? lol

.....lol...

MockinJay:

.lol...abeg ooo watin b d answer

mattdasalt:
[physics]

explain why a perfect horizontal line cannot be drawn with a free hand?

because hand dey shake

ogunsinamayowa:
i will choose FUNKYsilver! i thinks she will be naturally nice and accommodating. someone just tell me now that she is sooo sooo sooo gorgeous.

Pr0ton : i choose right? i know already. dont tell me anything.

dnt b deceived !!!!
or else dem go shock u

Pr0ton:
Happy Future Val






Holamarncy dey arrange something for you oo

u no go kill me for dis trend..proton...abeg ooo..

Pr0ton:
D. Metal (or solid). This is because the atoms (or molecues) in solid material are closely packed together than in any other material, thereby allowing free and faster flow of sound energy.

Is it a Jamb past question?

softly nw.. haha.....

Pr0ton:
Una don start again Boredom

1. The quality of your questions which __ always attracted attention __ never been in doubt. A. has / have B. have / have C. has / has D. have / has

2. Neither Agbo nor his parents __ the meetings now. A. attended B. attends C. has attended D. attend

3. He was __ weak __ he could not climb the stairs. A. so / that B. too / that C. very / that D. so / when

Tag:
Dsurgeon
Holarmancy
Kumpharm
MockinJay
Bhuumhite
Estijaz
FunkySilver
Cassyrooy
Pes13
Ogunsinamayowa
etc

C D A

Pr0ton:
Wetin..? Pick jor.. Just 13hrs remaining to Val.

proton..no lie i knw say u dey eye one babe here..so u wan check if i dey follow dem...jxt confess ..choose ur own..

Pes13:
No shit sha, am almost through with chemistry anyways , by nxt week I should start physics and 3 days to exam I wil glance through general english including d novel.

c strategy..i hail ooo