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1. All hands up to the bosses in the building.
giving my respect
2. Still remain my loyal self.
Holarmancy
3. " Even the bitterleaf is said to be health worthy "
watsapp group hasn't been serving its purpose efficiently to be truthful Bh i think even with all its dark sides its one beautiful portal for sending rapid info- rmation both senseless and sensible ones but as intellects which i think we are we should be able to filter the "sense " in the . "senseless ". In addition i think the watsapp group has been able to dish out more questions than this forum (my observation tho.no offence) My point: lets learn to appropriate the better side of things....
4. Hmmm . "Be realistic: PRAY for a miracle"

i also think quite a number of world billionaires r Jews dats wat u get from success

hmmm.i hadly drop post Bh ill do dis.i read it all from A-Z
i think its a simple thing
the feminine race av lots to learn.
They tend to compete with virtually every thing on earth including other females
i once settled an argument btw two ladies in my house when i Jxt moved in as a student ,one on of then blamed the other cos she dresses up Jxt to show off and parade herself in front of her and also buying d same type of cloth she sees on her (fashion war) and at dat tym we guys v been so cool with each other playing ball together on muddy field.dat is an example of how a female being can be.
Also a woman would want u to treat her like a fragile entity and at d same tym b d center of ur world like a king , to b honest its nt easy coping with dat.

i think d female gender should concentrate more on Der strength than weakness .all being av there weakness and strength even d
"al-mighty" male beings.

most men will never engage in word war with a lady, instinct would tell dem dey stand no ground so dey use their more efficient strength (an advantage sighting example o i dnt mean all men should use dat . )

and about marriage i think d lions should teach human more of give and take cooperative living .
a female lion z nt as strong as a male lion who lacks mental hunting dexterity .Bh d female has d hunting skills .so she hunts while d male protect d pride .dis can only b achieved cos dey knw Der strength and weakness and nt beliven or assuming they r equal.
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---- my opinion though

@ horpe .
its all good we need nt dwell on stuffs like dat..i guess i should av tried at least to get to know him den...bh its all cool..i really appreciate u.


@ mayowa
i guess we r all good ,(stinging feeling)..
takia

horpeyemmi66:
@Mayowa, you made a mistake...you answered the fool. Fools come in different sizes, shapes and shades; you have got skinny fools, fat fools, short fools, lanky fools, intelligent fools, dark fools, fair fools. You should have made out the type which he was!... Next time don't forget the Content of the Course code "Empty-Barrels 131"

Cassyrooy had hietherto complained about the nonsensical things which obtains on Whatsapp...you know Cassy, he blurts his words out without caring whose Cow gets gored, no be today he don dey do am.

But you, coming around to re-iterate same, means its really getting out of hands...you really don't talk much.

I had always Chuckled when I see people coming in here asking to be added to that, that bandwagon which is headed no where.

I wish they would open their Occuliferous tentacles and observe the ambience in there...needless to say, I knew nothing could be positive in there. Cassyrooy went in, paid his rent and ran out without using up his rent.

All have got to say is its well with their souls in there...he that has ears should listen to what the spirit is telling the Church.

Ref: How is preparation,
@Mayowa, God has been awesome!

hy aw v u been .hope u r cool..
well he answered me saying some kind of abusive stuffs which i dnt need talk about.i think u r a great guy bh u would av dn so well if u had heard from both parties bfor cruxifyn me..anyways if u think m a fool well it cool..and its ur opinion u r entitled to it .it doesn't change anything and ill still remain HOLARMANCY .
b good

ogunsinamayowa:
how is preparation?
i have been resisting the urge to comment about the whatsapp groups; i think its high time to say something.
however, to me, i see the whatapp group as a platform for free interaction and dissemination of information. and when i joined, the groups wasn't bad. but, somewhat, there are some element of distraction and unseriousness in the groups. don't get me wrong. i do not entirely dismiss the groups as distractive, but there are some factors that needed change. the groups are really too huddle without any well-meaning or rather planned direction. it's good to socialise and the rest, but the main mission must not be taken with levity. there was a time i posted a question. many people did tried to answer the question, and certainly, it was not every participants that got the answer correct. the was a guy that got wrong answer. however my answer didn't go well with his acknowledge. he asked me to prove my answer( i wasn't online when he asked me to prove my answer). when the guy didn't sees my response, he typed abusive sentence. after 30 mins or so that i later got online,i saw the message and i got angry. i didn't reply verbally but with emocion of anger. the next thing i saw was a guy response, saying ' hmmm, i will slap the guy.... don't mind him. he is a small boy.' moreover, i thought the guy was responding to my emocion and i typed ' thank you jare.'
the next unexpected message i got from the responsee was that i was the person he meant to slap! what? i got much anger. but anyway, i have reconciled with the guy.

these are few i can say about the consequence of huddle of the groups. nevertheless, the groups are welcome idea.
admin of the groups need to control and restrict the affairs of the groups strictly to academic purpose. selah.

cc cassyrooy pr0ton and the rest.

1- i said some one should slap u ( jokingly )
2- u responded by calling me an animal
3- i noticed u were angry itook it upon myself
to apologize i sent u a private message full
of apologies. which i might paste on watsapp
4 - and u warned me which i still honored ur
person and apologized still
5- ryt nw m confused cos i dnt know wats
else to do to appease u..
My reasons
u and ur friend argued for about 23 minutes u had to b silenced which i did successful .i assumed we r all Der for each other and with d kinda familiarity i thot we had on nairaland i never thought it would really hit u like dat u r a guy for heavens sake.it happened over30 hrs ago!!
which ever way ill bring myself down one more time and apologize
M SORRY..

@

cassyrooy:
What? Shebi na when you come for that your gig for that area na im you see me when i wan go garri!




This math guy

ThankyouJesus

where the hell he's been?
Bros come back na, missing your class!

The science peeps should solve physics, chemistry, biology.

The Art/Social Sciences should master Literature, Government and Economics.

We are Greatest UITES and not 'Boring, Boring Chelsea'!

At the beginning Pr0ton was on fire, holamacy, bhuumhite, horpeyemmi66, augster, i myself, kingjay18, mockinjay, t33jay18 and other unmentioned monikers was sun-hot and we were leading but now every weed we took along the way, their seed have started germinating and need to be remove.

Those that couldn't smoke moved to whatsapp, it is utmostly painful that this once unassailable thread has become the caricature of what it was few months ago, more influx of ghost reader but little of contributions.

This page used to be my homepage, but honestly i'm removing it in no time!

We were a family!

bro to b honest bfor jamb we were all shining our massive t th at each other..Der was no complex competition.Jxt cross d portal(jamb) .bh right nw d game tempo changed and with watsapp hmm guys dah could continue were does dat read well for jamb..bh for some of us we need to withdraw and pick up our broken parts....
and to think of it, its goin to b one hell of an examination ..cos even after scoring..... lets say 85 as a medical aspirant u still need to pray....
i v lived through d guilt of nt preparing for exam bfor..i knw aw defeat hurts..if i go down dis tym ill go like a strong soldier...

may God help us all.

cassyrooy:
Where are you staying?

kado estate

cassyrooy:
Gwagsarea

Damn its Nt too far bh its far.

cassyrooy:
You done show for Abuja?

yea bro! where u staying?

cassyrooy:
Honestly i pity first-time applicants at UI, the cut-off will rock the sky this year!

yes i pity dem .there r lots of wounded lion ready to devour anything..

cassyrooy:
I poked into your previous post just for me to see you making inquiries about Niger-Delta Uni and Unilorin, hence i concluded you've decamped!


But anyways welcome back!

bro watin u sef find go dat trend

gatiano:
You are wrong! Marrying your sister is pure incest. and it was a sin. That is why I said Quran compliments the Bible; Allah prohibits incest totally. You may marry your far distant cousin (a grand cousin to my grandfather's uncle or aunty).

Your or Our Bible states, Let US make man in OUR own image. US and OUR show that there were more than one creator and it is not holy-spirit and son fairytale.
The Quran always use the pronoun "WE" to describe Allah.

There were people before the making of Adam. Adam represent a people, eve too, cain and abel too. cain killing abel is the first racial act.

The Black people are self created, created out of the triple darkness. like a triangle. chheck any woman's womb, its shape is triangle and it is also dark.
There is not a beginning to the Blackman, We have existed from infinity and We will exist to infinity, everything else will pass away.

We made Adam!

when u spend valuable time on Google reading crazy writeups .hmm

..confused being..

philfrey08:
How does this make sense -you score 290 in Jamb and then postume thats quite easier, u r getting 40%. Haba! UI dont need pple like that abeg. 50% u stand a chance.

chill jare 290 in jamb 76 in post jamb = education

philfrey08:
I graduated from ui and know whar am saying.
U dont hv to be greedy. I Understood the admission system and helped pple make good choices. As at 2007-2009, Ui used only waec and jamb, at least 5Bs and about 260 would get u high courses, but it bcame easier with postume. With jus 200 and 50% in postume, u r guranteed. Ui even give considerations to second choice candidates before now.
Ui even allow you change your course on your own if you don't make cutoff of some courses.

The only problem i hv is the cutoff of medicine, its too high imagine 80%. Thats because pple are brilliant o.... very very.
Once u beat the cutoff no fear... u r in, unlike some schools where its not guaranteed
Make the right choice

ppl with 60.65 were nt given last yr once dey failed to beat Der cutoff..

philfrey08:
I donbilifit...
UI is infact now d easiest. Provided you make 200 and pass postutme u r good.
70% of the courses have their cutoff betwn 50-55% so if u know your capabilities and calculate well u can enter shaply.
Ui dont do those funny calc as some schools do of waec, utme and postutme. The process is simple and transparent.
Courses like medicine, Economics and Elect have high cutoffs

no calculator during exam...
and lets deduce if Ui gives u a fighting chance to compete for any course as long as u av 200 tell me aw scary can dah be..even at d point if 290-300 in jamb anything can happen during post jamb..hmm...i know lots of ppl with beastly scores in jamb Bh during post jamb hmm.it happened . d point z goin for a top course in Ui even after blasting jamb ur confidence must b as high mount everest ..

dnt mind does gurls!! dey r very crazy bh where do u c does stuffs we need to b sure of ur claims..

Bro u r good looking bh dat doesn't mean u r d best.lots of dope nigiz here bh wats d use of campaigning. dey want u for ur looks maybe cos u dnt av anything to offer dan that..work more on d man u wana become.
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u know wah dey say about empty vessels.....

i once did dat.

estijaz:
HEY PEEPX,ITX BEEN A REALLY LONG TYM AND I MISS U GUYS,DIS IS LIKE D FIRST TYM AV LOGGED ON TO NAIRALAND IN MONTHS,D STRESS HERE IS OVERKILLING BUT GOD IS KEEPING ME SHA,NOW LETX SKIP ALL DIS PLESANTRIES AND GET ON TO D MAIN GIST



D WORD ON CAMPUS PRESENTLY IS DAT DIS YEAR'S ADMISSSION PROCESS IS GONNA B A BLOODBATH,D CRAZIEST IN HISTORY.ACCORDING TO PUBLIC OPINION,IT WOULD B EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO PASS TRU A CAMEL'S EYES DAN FOR AN AVERAGE STUDENT TO GET ADMITTED DIS YEAR.

BUT I BEG TO DIFFER ANYWAYS,ATLEAST I KNOW AND AM SURE DAT IF UI ADMITS ONLY 100 DIS YR,D 100 WILL DEFINITELY COME FROM DIS WONDERFUL FORUM COS I KNOW D STOCK U GUYS ARE MADE UP OF,U GUYS ARE NOT MEDIOCRE ATALL AND ANYTYM I TINK ABOUT WAT U GUYS WILL ACCOMPLISH,I ALWAYS SMILE

P.S GUYS PLX CLINCH D 3 SCHOLARSHIP SPOTS DIS YEAR,U MYT NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT WILL TRANSFORM UR LIFE BUT I DO,ATLEAST IT GAVE ME D OPPORTUNITY TO DINE N WINE WIT D VC AND ALL D PROFS N LECTURERS IN UI,TO B KNOWN BY ALMOST EVERYONE IN D SCH

young woman!! been a while.Jxt hope u r doin great....i know d post utme would b a hard knock .lots of surprises i guess..lots of trophies,lots of defeat, it bothers me a bit to b sincere.bh all we gat z hope....
"boys been doubling up like crazy"

DrHost:
You guys deserted this thread when I was looking forward to benefiting from your experience...... Told u I had 255 u knw I didnt read as I always say then...... So whats up with you.......

bro really sorry for that..nt like it was intentional..bh ppl got busy..we can always still share ideas.i hardly use d watsapp forum sef ..bh all said .its gana b alright..remembered back den when u miss d forum for one day and u c u v been tossed 3pages back

dis word we v deserted!!
it use to b fun....

DrHost:
It boring here....... Missing Hollamancy, Estijaz, pes........... Got to earnest.....

hy young doc!!wats up.been a while
lots of dope nigaz

dis word we v deserted!!
it use to b fun....

DrHost:
It boring here....... Missing Hollamancy, Estijaz, pes........... Got to earnest.....

hy young doc!!wats up.been a while
lots of dope niga

hmm...wonder aw it would feel if dis happen in Nigeria ...
choi !!!!

CHRISTALLITE:
Is it possible to have gained admission in UI(had matric number) then rewrite jamb d second year chosing ui again,pass on merit and be admitted again?

negative!!!..

except u av a very long spoon..(runs)and its very difficult....

DrHost:
where is Hollamancy,proton , pes , estijaz.............

hy boss reading hasn't been goin fine..Jxt need tym

let d truth b told ..even if it hurts..

thank God i dnt av to bow down like m worshipping ogun ..


(not directed to anybody.its Jxt my opinion )

Pes13:
Gud pm

I was reading through pages of d previous year ui thread, and my eyes stumble on a Post, I feel like sharing it for some of us who have nt sat for Ui putme to know hw UI structure dere questions .

D questions ar for 2013/2014 putme.
UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN 2013 POST-UTME CHEMISTRY
QUESTIONS
1. WHAT IS THE EMPERICAL FORMULA OF N2O4
a.N2O b.N3O c.NO2 d.NO
2. CALCULATE THE MINIMUM MASS OF ELEMENTAL
NITROGEN THAT CAN COMBINE WITH 7 MOLES OF
BARIUM
3. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING HAS THE HIGHEST
MELTING POINT? a. ionic bond b. metallic bond c.
covalent bond d. dative bond
4.200CM3 OF AIR WAS PASSED OVER HEATED
COPPER IN A SYRINGE SEVERAL TIMES TO PRODUCE
COPPEER(II) OXIDE.WHEN COOLED THE FINAL
VOLUME OF AIR RECORDED WAS 158CM3.ESTIMATE
THE PERCENTAGE OF O2 IN THE AIR. a.31% b.27%
c.21% d. 19%
5. THE PARTIAL PRESSURE OF OXYGEN IN A SAMPLE
OF AIR IS 452MM.Hg AND THE TOTAL PRESSURE IS
780mm.Hg.WHAT IS THE MOLE FRACTION OF
OXYGEN....a.0.23 b.0.579 c. 2.03 d.5.790
6.A GAS HAS A TEMPERATURE OF 20C.IF THE
VOLUME AND PRESSURE ARE DOUBLED .WHAT IS THE
NEW TEMPERATURE. a.1192c b. 899c c.20c d.56c
7. THE REACTION BETWEEN KETONE AND
HYDROXYLAMINE PRODUCES..... a.hydrazine b.
osazone c. oxime d. semicarbazone
8.THE FURRING IN KETTLES AND BOILERS IS CAUSED
BY THE PRESENCE IN WATER OF a. CaCO3 b.CaSO4
c. CaHCO3 d.(NH4)2SO4
9. Action of concentrated tetraoxosulphate(vi) acid on
C2H5OH yields.............................
10.WHAT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF 20C IN
FAHRENHEIT.........................................................a.
b. c. d.
11. CHLORINE IS USUALLY ADDED TO WATER
TO..................................................................a. b.
c. d.
12. SOAP LATHER IS AN EXAMPLE OF A CHOLLOID IN
WHICH A...........a. solid is dispersed in liquid b. liquid
is dispersed in 13. WHICH OF THE COMPOUNDS OF MANGANESE
EXISTS.........a.MnCl b.MnCl5 c.Mn2Cl7 d. Mn2Cl3
14. WHICH OF THE ALLOTROPES OF CARBON IS A
CONSTITUENT OF LEAD PENCIL a. lambblack d. soot
d. graphite
15.THE SHAPE OF METHANE IS ............a.TRIGONAL
PLANAR b.OCTAHEDRAL c. square planar d.
TETRAHEDRAL
16.WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING CHEMICAL REACTIONS
CANNOT BE AFFECTED BY CHANGE IN
PRESSURE........a.1/2N2(g) + 1/2O2 => NO b. 2SO2(g)
+O(g)=>2SO3(g) c.CaCO3(S)=>CaO(S) + CO2(g) d.......
17............the compound used an electrolyte during the
electrolysis of acidified water? a. b. c. d.
18. THE BOND FOUND IN {Cu(NH3)4}2+
IS..................a. b. c. d.
These ar the 18 d guy could remember out of 25

Persornally, I remembered Ui repeated question 15 last year 2014/2015 putme.
LINK
https://www.nairaland.com/1575140/university-ibadan-2014-15-admission/71

damn angry hmmm..
(gingering spirit on me )
soooooo soooooo angry enof z enof...chemistry !!!!!..

.hmm seriously?.go there and do it first and stop assuming and if she says no!then u can assume u never did it

rubey:
Sexy!

Damn u have the highest number of followers i have ever seen..and u joined nairaland dis yr..