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I've u ever wonder how some people call a radio programme, and u pick ur phone to dial the number and it kept telling you "number busy" and yet this same set of people always call in to such programme anytime they wanted, the question now is, is there a cheat or code they dial before d number or wat could be d secrete

Pls I need help on where or how I can purchase or import sardine finger list to start breeding it in Nigeria, I heard dat its only in europe country, pls I need advice if I can get a company can sell it to me

Doublyu:
This might sound untrue or Fictional but it is so True. My name is Kelvin. I stay in Port Harcourt. On a faithful thursday evenin, I went to SPAR (the new PH Mall) to buy somethings. I was in d the company of my then secondary school classmate who is now a doctor. After we did our shopping and we went to pay, I saw dis pwetty lady. She was d cashier. After I paid I gve ha compliments and she blushed soo hard I could evn see ha make ups falling off her face. So I gve ha my card and She promised to call. Later dat evenin she did call.. I askd ha to cme and visit me. And She did. Looking @ dis lady in my room I felt I shld start Ravaging her! After a while, we strted kissing and in a less dan a minute she was unclad. Then I noticed a ring on her hand. I tot it was all dese fancy ladies ring. So I asked, and she was so plain to say she was married. I tot she ws kidn until she brought out her daughters pix from ha bag and showed me to proove it. I lost the urge immediately. I wondered why a married woman would want to cheat on her husband. I asked ha to leave and ofcourse she did.
Note: I would stil have done wateva but I don't sleep with married women! Hell NO!!!
Please guys, I hope I did the right thing..*winks*...

Guy I ain't one of those pipu would that believe ur fullish story, no married woman especially frm dar region would be so dump to hav carry her wedding ring all along to cheat

And as for you not sleeping wt her, kudos like we are not also a man, how could u have stopped urself at that point in tym, a lady you gave a great compliment to by urself.......gussssh I guess u sure know how to prepare fabricated stories....m keep it up, afterall Buhari will stop all dis wen he comes in, Lairs sha Rot in jail

FeBuhari on my mind like breakfast

There is this three-year old who had a crush on me...
He even called me "my wife"!
*Laughs*
He'd tell his mom, right in my presence, that when he becomes older, he'll marry me!
And all the "adults" around would burst into laughter...
Owkay, I really don't have a problem with this..., even though I occasionally wonder what's going on in his tiny head, to make him say those things...
However, I started becoming concerned when the kid started exhibiting some strange behaviour!
Whenever this kid saw me, he would hold my hand, look me deep in the eye, hug me tight and touch my cheeks!
Haaaa! Owkay!
Few days before my trip, I was washing in my compound and the kid ran in..., closely followed by his six-year old sister! They live few blocks away...
"My wife!", he exclaimed breathlessly as he ran towards me...
"Hellooooo..." I smiled at them both.
Before I knew it, he squeezed himself beside me and held my hand, slowing my washing movement...
I had my earpiece on, and I was carried away by the smoothness of Sam Smith's voice...
Then, I felt the tiny hands stroking my arms...
Haha...
I turned to look at him, and he had his eyes half-closed...with a serious look on his face!
I was amazed... I wanted to slap his hands off, but the curious Lily needed to know where his lil' act was leading...
A minute later, his left hand was around my waist and his right on my shoulder...
Then, slowly, quite slowly, he raised his lips and as he was about gumming it to my cheeks or lips (I couldn't be too sure), I smacked his face lightly!
His eye flew open and misted over... He ran to his sister, whispered something to her and ran all the way home...
I didn't even look up from my washing basin, even though I could capture everything around me...
The sister moved nearer to me and whispered, "Let me tell you what Bobo said..."
"He said you slapped him because he wanted to kiss you! That you are no longer his wife! That he just wanted to kiss you and do something with you, so that you can born for him!"
Choi!!
Wetin eye no dey see for this life!
I was still pondering about the bizarreness of the whole situation, thinking that, "How could a 3-year old be so knowledgeable about such things?", when I saw Bobo being led towards me by his mom!
"Haba, our wife!", Bobo's mum started.
"Why did you beat Bobo nah? He's only a kid! Na love he just dey show you nah! No vex, abeg!"
"I'm not angry oooo! Just surprised sha! Who taught him those things?" I asked lightly.
"Sheybi na wetin he dey see inside films..." She said non-challantly.
"Ooooh, I see!"
***
My reason for sharing this story is to let adults, particularly parents and guardians, recognise their shortcomings and how they've contributed to moral decadence in the society today, especially among children and youths.
Most adults don't screen the movies their children, wards or younger siblings watch!
Some films are rated 18+, yet kids that haven't even entered their teen years will sit glued to the screen, consuming every tiny details...., and practising it outside!
This is wrong!
Kids shouldn't be allowed to watch some movies...
Yea, I know one may stumble on these X-rated movies on TV or even see something similar in reality!
But then, adults should try what they can and also educate these little ones about what they see, that it's not meant to be practised!
*Tired*
Y'all should ponder over this and make necessary correction!

Sometimes I get confuse when some people bear the names of their fore fathers which they never know before they died, but another thing that confused me is that we are being told at primary schools that we should bear the name of our father as our surname, and yet some people still stick to their family name, why? I believe if my father name is OLUWASEYI OGUNBIYI and am OLATUNDE then my full name should be OLUWASEYI OLATUNDE and when I give birth to my child his surname should be my name(OLATUNDE) as well......but like seriously dis issue really confused me which is proper ur name or fathers name or family name to be adopted by ones wife and children?
Pls what's ur own view?

pls am in saki campus, just finished my clearance, but i want to pay my school fees nw and its telling my clearance number stop at one shop
pls wat caused dis

mio on my way to ib nw frm abk......i just hope i get tru wt ny clearance today
@dotmond nd sharku4luv i hail am wt u here but just on a low key
holatunde00777 on 2go, hook me up today at skul

pls wen are we resuming, nd hw much is d skul fees.....
Pls if any one hav info on hw to get a room close to the main campus pls do contact me on 2go @holatunde007 tanks

pls is dat hostel a compulsory payment nd how much?

only God knws all abt our struggles....
Am holatunde
Computer science
Main campus
2go i.d holatunde007

@shakur even me too don dey see grey hair for my head on top dis admission issue noni

pls wat is d meaning of diz rubbish am hearing dat jamb admission status? Cos i checked it and it was saying nt yet admitted yet when i've been given admission already @ ib poly

pls am confused i wan to use diz yr waec result and i only hav the print out wt me, wat am i gonna do forr the clearance.......

pls help me ooo am confused i want to use this yr warc for my admission but the statement is nt yet out, pls wat can i do
Holatunde007 on 2go

adewex: i did my ND in Eruwa computer science (social director '10), my broda even if you are as rich as dangote you may not enjoy eruwa except u can adapt wit anytin dat comes ur way. Food & accomodation is cheap there too. Accomodation for a yr is 4rm 7k-10k. Bad reception, u cant trust Power too (PHCN), (if lite dey e fit reach 2 wks & if he no dey 9 months can pass o). No hostel in eruwa. I hope this helps a little u can also ask. I'm an Aspirant (HND COMPUTER SCIENCE)

That's wat am also thing this eletricity issue,
So how abt saki?

tanks for the urgent reply pls hw many digit is the card number, cos am confused here oooo