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Family / Re: I'm 30 And Still Living With My Parents..smh by Holla911(m): 10:25am On Jul 06, 2022
smallvill:


My brother don't beat yourself up am sure if you had the means you will not want to be there, but things now are not the same as 30 years ago, everything is very expensive now, even to rent one room is high. If your parent's place is rented try and get something doing so you can contribute to the rent money but if the house is owned by your parents try dey buy food in the house, long story short you need to look for a job. do not rush to get a house when you don't have the means of paying the next year's rent.
and lastly for now leave women they are very expensive

Make Op hold this advice well. Leave woman for now and hustle to be better. No forget your parents well ground soft finish.

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Family / Re: I'm 30 And Still Living With My Parents..smh by Holla911(m): 10:17am On Jul 06, 2022
Kollins11:
What were you doing all this while with your life? Are you sick or crippled? Can't you hustle hard to leave your parent's house?

@24 I was already living on my own and paying my bills. Infact 2 weeks after my nysc @24 I was on my way to Ghana to join HK to learn yahoo.

Now, I'm very close to your age and I'm living a good life. You better go and hustle.. It's either you learn a skill or you go learn yahoo to make your life better and stop depending on your certificate.

If you're 18 years old on this forum reading my comment, you better start hustling at your young age now (learn a skill or do yahoo).. Don't depend too much on your parents or certificates, So that you won't end up like this op.

Man, life is not simple. You can make so much money yet loose it within a year.
He easy for you no mean say e easy for another man.
Road wet you pass without stumbling another man fit pass am fall yakata injure join.
Just thank your God and keep praying make you no experience wetin you no go fit explain.
Because your beans done no mean say another man no sabi cook.

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Politics / Re: After Putin Threatens To Retaliate, NATO Says No Plans To Send Troops To Finland by Holla911(m): 10:03am On Jul 06, 2022
All it takes is the press of one button from Putin stopping gas supply to Europe then the world suffers more.
Russia is called "Mother Russia" for a reason.
Russia isn't using up to 5% of her military capacity yet the whole of Europe is feeling her heat. Imagine using her 20% military capacity.
The U.S and NATO have woken a sleeping giant. Now Russia will have every excuse to trample upon every of her perceived enemies.

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Crime / Re: Ebony Mayfield: Allen Onyeama's Alleged Co-Conspirator Pleads Guilty To Fraud by Holla911(m): 5:20am On Jul 06, 2022
shocked I guess the yoruba adage that says " isale oro ni egbin"
is true.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Approves Increase In BRT Fares By ₦100 by Holla911(m): 9:09am On Jul 01, 2022
Until we all shy away from sentimental games of politics of interest and tribalism, we won't see and agree that the cost of living in rising everywhere in the world.
As the people demands increases so the taxes from the government.
Lagos operate on a "direct" and "indirect" tax system to function as a state.
Other states are also increasing there tax rate but less to show for it yet you all complain of Lagos.
Let's accept the realities of things.
Let's hope and pray that the war in europe doesn't escalate outside Ukraine.

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Politics / Re: God Told Me I Should Donate My Kidney To The Daughter Of Ike Ekweremadu (video) by Holla911(m): 7:15pm On Jun 25, 2022
Lying against God is the peak of sins.
Celebrities / Re: Silverfox Club Oniru, Please Stop Asking Our Girls To Dance Naked! by Holla911(m): 6:52pm On Jun 25, 2022
Na clouth you dey chase. So far the dancers are not underage, forced or coaxed to dance naked.
Get your priorities right Mr.

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Politics / Re: We’ve Interest In Nigeria Because It Determines Africa’s Development - US by Holla911(m): 8:14am On Jun 18, 2022
Maxymilliano:


https://punchng.com/weve-interest-in-nigeria-because-it-determines-africas-devt-us/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1655528722

This notice seals tinubu's victory as incoming president of the nation else he withdrawn and replaces with candidate of choice.
Autos / Re: Lexus Es by Holla911(m): 5:20am On Jun 17, 2022
Dangrace01:
Awoof black panta Es330 2005/2006.. 1 month used and was used by the late black panta himself before it was shipped to 9ja.. well pimped, gbedu pumping, android screen with reverse camera.. nothing to fix..


Price: 3m

Location lagos State

Contact +234 813 349 8733


.. long live wakanda.. forever in our memory black panta.. thank you lord for this opportunity..

You dey smoke igbo angry
You dey take marijuana
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Cuts Electricity Supply To Finland Over It's Plans To Join NATO (Photos) by Holla911(m): 10:38pm On May 13, 2022
With this recent move from Russia and drift in Europe, I shed tears for bitcoin investors.
Watch stable coins drop into oblivon �
Car Talk / Re: How True Is This Myth About Honda And Toyota Car Engines? (pictures) by Holla911(m): 1:25pm On May 02, 2022
BJanta:


This guy's advice is your take unless you're born a dullard and raised as one . I had wanted to post and refer you to to Google where I read recently about Toyota as being number one in the world in their category , all their brands. I don’t know why people come to this beer parlour, called Nairaland, located in the jungle to seek advice. Nairaland is a shanty city of dullard, fools, idiots, never-do-wells, illiterates, semi-literates, scammers, druggies, the poor, the hopeless , the wretched, goons, urchins, area boys, agberos, etc.

You are here with us fellow dullard and hopeless junkie.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Laycon Learns To Drive, Shows Off Driving Skills In His Benz (video) by Holla911(m): 5:21am On Apr 30, 2022
poweredcom:


What is ur WhatsApp line na where would I get it on dis forum

Powerednewsnaija@gmail.com

Powered gimme the telegram link. We gather been dey this beer parlor since redbenson and icebeats days
Crime / Re: How Two Adamawa Hunters Paid N400,000 To Kill Neighbour Out Of Envy by Holla911(m): 5:46am On Jan 26, 2022
Evil world we live in. Envy and jealousy thrive among the poor and lazy. If your neigbour is rich, appreciate his effort, work hard too and pray to God. Surely, you will also be favored.

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 1:16pm On Jan 23, 2022
Nice story and a thoughtful end to it.
In life, na everybody suppose get money but at different stages of life and level but greed and impatience leads many to a life of total condemnation.
Life na energy, what you give is what you get.
Thanks dodoatirice for this.
Let's move to the pastor of the underworld cool

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Religion / Re: Freethinkers How Do You Manage Living In A Country That Believes In Superstition by Holla911(m): 12:49pm On Jan 23, 2022
AuthenticKing:


Lol I'm still in the process grin grin

Do you subscribe to the "believe" concept ?

Modified: I see you subscribe to the concept of believe.
I stand to tell you there's nothing like a freethinker. The word "free" is an illusion. Nothing in the universe is free.
The universe exit on a principle of two energies (+ or - . light and dark. Good and bad ). Everything in the universe evolved from either of this two distinctive energies.
There is always an inverse to whatever you believe in.
As there is life so is death. As there is morning so is night, as there is good so is bad.
Humans exist from this concept.
Religion / Re: Freethinkers How Do You Manage Living In A Country That Believes In Superstition by Holla911(m): 12:42am On Jan 23, 2022
You claim to be a freethinker, what define you as a freethinker ? Lets start from there.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 5:11pm On Jan 19, 2022
dodoatirice:
The thing that baffled me was how the contents spilled and it didn’t envelope the air as you cant stand the harshness that comes with sprinkling the said insecticide in your room. Or was the product fake? If it was fake, how did it now spill? I couldn’t explain the sciences behind that and maybe it was more than the ordinary. Alfa came that morning, obviously didn’t know what i was planning though, he preached against taking ones life. As if he knew it was an option i was trying to explore. He’d left again, time ticked and tocked, i laid down on the bed the room provided, and just waited for anything to happen as i had no cash anymore to buy anything and all the other monies i had were digital asides from the one i had in my now confiscated bank account. 7am the morning after i was up again. I made it to the seventh day. Alfa came early momo and asked if i could join in their Friday prayers later in the day.. i just had to agree to go. They replaced my old Jalabia apparel with fresh new ones, got me a rosary and we attended the prayers. I wasn’t a muslim though but they eased me into their service and we were done in a bit and people left for their homes. Big Alfa haf ti wait behind in the prayer center to receive dignitaries so he ordered me and Alfa to take his bike and go home as he would find his way home through one of the other clerics that had a bike and leaved in the same area with him.

We were returning when we took a turn that went off road and into a neighborhood. I’ve never seen 4 mad people roam about in groups in my life, up ahead, 4 mad people barricaded the street ahead holding masquerade type whips these mad men in anger were like the popular one time hit tune that said

Daju!
Sanju!!
Runjupa!!!
Marerin!!!!
Wuwaika!!!!!
Zazo!!!!!!

Be wicked!
Bone Face!!
Strong Face!!!
No shine teeth!!!!
Do bad thing!!!!!
Zazo!!!!!!

Na so them werey be for road. Them stand formation like say dem wan play four aside monkey post. Alfa saw them and just didn’t read anything to it as maybe he thought they’d leave the damn road the closer we get to them. But he was soon faced with the reality as no one told him to slow down as the mad guys remained steadfast in their posture with the barricade that they didn’t move an inch. Alfa’s thought process was very slow regarding the situation that stood impending before us that the money he hit the brakes and decided to make a turn was when they nabbed us both. Mad people hand chaii!! Them first wire Alfa like multiple slaps come before they pushed him asides and after then focused on me. They beat me the hell out of me with the whips and when they finally stopped the beatings, they asked me to get up on my feet and follow their group. One of them leading me ahead, letting me have a slice of the whip bread at every opportunity. Many are mad, Many are roaming!


E don dey happen!!
Ok, continue.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:48am On Jan 19, 2022
dodoatirice:


On the morning of the fifth day, I finally summoned courage, found a local boy and send him snipper, he came back with the package and the change. I asked him to keep the change. I was gonna do this at a time when i was certain to die and no one coming to my aid. I set the package aside. I had to wait till i was certain everyone in the face me i slap you type of building had slept till i carried out my act so i was sure to be dead prob by morning.. e pay me make i no feel anything, no shame and finger pointing than to be as poor as a church rat and be made a study case in peoples home to their kids. But on this particular day, time seemingly dragged along like a snail that had challenged a sleeping hare to the finish line.. Alfa came to check on me around noon, apologizing for helping Big Alfa run some errands because of an inflow of people that came for prayers. So that be the reason why he’d brought my breakfast late. I accepted the food, he noticed the insecticide solution idling in the corner of the room just where the broom was kept. I told him i intended fighting off mosquitoes that night. He left an hour later.

Around evening, i laid down to rest a bit and woke up the next morning which was the sixth day. Damn!! I had slept from evening throughout the night till the next morning. I shifted my gaze to where i kept the insecticide i had plans to drink the night before.. the contents were spilled on the floor. And the broom that was beside it had changed position.

You think say you wise ba? You wan take easy way out.
You are a mumu man. The gods are wise.
Remember wetin the mad man talk for that eatry gate ? The koboko still dey soak for pepper to feast on you.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 3:38pm On Jan 17, 2022
The more I read this fiction the more real it seem.
Many men and women out there are "living dead".
They look alive but they are already decaying.
Autos / Re: Lagos Ibadan Express Way No Longer Safe by Holla911(m): 11:45am On Jan 17, 2022
staneless:
You wan go Lagos to get Nigerian used Corolla from Abuja? How is that even possible?

You should know when people type under the influence of whatever they've taken before picking their phone to type.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Adamu And His Entourage Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Photos) by Holla911(m): 1:05pm On Jan 16, 2022
Seem the mods bringing BAT news to the FP enjoys the wailing and tears such news brings to some people.
Seun this is unfair. Let them drink water drop cup na.

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Religion / Re: Ever Since My Wife Got Pregnant, Things Have Been Down Financially!!! by Holla911(m): 5:47pm On Jan 15, 2022
Yes its true but depends. Some make more money when the wife is pregnant while some go through drought until the baby is born.
Manage the season and don't put pressure on the poor woman. Na nature.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photos From The Wedding Of CEO TREND9JA PROMOTIONS And Wife .. by Holla911(m): 5:44pm On Jan 15, 2022
He who found a wife has found a good thing and obtains favor from God.
I'm sure haters will soon arrive this thread to spill hate as usual.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:15am On Jan 15, 2022
Well done dodoatirice. You've compensated us for the long wait and this soup (update) over sweet.
Incase you don't know, you have a huge fanbase through this thread.
Keep up the good work, you are doing well cool
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 3:28pm On Jan 14, 2022
This dodo na stingy boy like buhari grin. You give us sweet soup taste com abandon us when we don know the sweetness.
Dodo! Dodo! Dodo!
Na 3 times I call you.
Come update this thread angry
Celebrities / Re: Ja Rule And His Lookalike Son, Jeffrey Atkins, Jr. At Son's Graduation by Holla911(m): 1:16pm On Jan 14, 2022
Oluwasaudy:
See as jarule son day simple...na iPhone x series day him hand ..

No be our slay Queens and nigga way dia mama and papa day live one room way Dem day carry iPhone 11 12 13... grin grin

Aye yin ti ta.... Eni ti o ba n let aye ko ni ba
...make una no quote me oh...if you quote me to defend them ..na obatala go use ur blood do cocktail ...
Let me come and be going

Stop blasphemy. Obatala has nothing to do with blood. It doesn't associate with the color red or black.
Obatala is a holy god of creation.
Politics / Re: Atiku Indicted For $2 Million Siemens Bribe And Laundering $40 Million by Holla911(m): 12:31pm On Jan 12, 2022
DubaiLandLord:
Ibo

Wetin igbo buy for your market to warrant this obsession? Make this syndrome no follow offline o.

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Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Celebrates 38th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Holla911(m): 11:56am On Jan 12, 2022
oluztx:
I wish I was light skin like Igbo people with beautiful skin and straight hair. They have it easy in life, and don't experience racism as much as we Yorubas with jet black skin.

To dey find trouble dey give you orgasm ba ?
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 6:12pm On Jan 09, 2022
@Dodoatirice , I hope you are good and safe ? It's unlike you to go days without update.
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Attacked By A Thief by Holla911(m): 8:51am On Jan 05, 2022
Darkseidxx:
Anytime I see this bitch I think of ramming my rod into her sweet brownish toto
How old are you sad

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