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Family / Re: Joro: "Ladies, If You Are Not A Millionaire Don't Think Of Marriage In 2022" by Holla911(m): 8:13am On Jan 04, 2022
Isn't this world a strange place ? Imagine a bachelor with no progressive dating history preaching relationship and marital advice

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Planning With Another Person To Kill His Pregnant Wife (Photo) by Holla911(m): 10:42am On Jan 03, 2022
I bet the pregnancy is progeammed to give birth to a good and blessed child.
The Grace is strong.

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Culture / Re: Photos From Isiokpo Bicycle Carnival Held At Ikwerre, Rivers State. by Holla911(m): 4:50pm On Jan 01, 2022
I like this. cool
Keep the culture alive.

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Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Returns To Church For Thanksgiving (Photos) by Holla911(m): 4:48pm On Jan 01, 2022
Politicians and propagandas.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid: "I Never Tried To Snatch Wizkid Diamond" Fan Confesses by Holla911(m): 2:14pm On Jan 01, 2022
Becareful not to be misinterpreted next time.
Respect yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Uche Ogbodo Shares Video Of How She Almost Lost Her Life In 20202 by Holla911(m): 2:11pm On Jan 01, 2022
I pray you find divine healing but pls, we don't need to see your private part before we know you are sick.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:52am On Dec 31, 2021
@Dodoatirice you have an interesting thread here, pls don't derail it by engaging with trolls. Let your focus be on dropping updates.
More ink to your pen.

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by Holla911(m): 8:44am On Dec 25, 2021
floss:


If there's anything like judgement day, that's if the words found in the Bible happens to come to fulfilment, I bet your own judgement will be greater than that of the phone engineer...Ask me why?

I have no business with what the phone engineer charged the customer, in the eyes of Nigerians the phone engineer is right after all he's not running a charity organization and the Op is right to keep mum but Divine judgement cannot be applied using Nigerian street law of being smart, and because of that @ Op has the greater judgement.

Pele o!
Mr god the judge angry
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 9:43am On Dec 24, 2021
@Dodoatirice
Is babalawo different from ifa ? Do they both do the money ritual thing for intrested people ?
How will you rate the religious belief of Nigeria's according to your exposure and research dedicated to writing this lovely story of yours?
Asking for educational research purpose.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 10:08pm On Dec 23, 2021
This story too get twist and turns yet it keeps me wanting more updates. It's a bang!
One of the few interesting reads in recent time.
Food / Re: Snake: Puff Adder At The Mosque!! by Holla911(m): 3:01pm On Dec 19, 2021
That's a young ball python. Harmless to humans and beautiful.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 1:15pm On Dec 19, 2021
dodoatirice:
Na so i bounce commot for there, back into the coven, locate the compound, made straight for the gate. Gate noor open dem don lock am as we always did whenever we wanted to do a big operation eg burying someone alive of other things like that. I jump fence amd to the other side, my car had left where i parked it originally, I didn’t even stop to think about it, i made way into the night, as i was running away from Baba’s coven, i heard baba calling after me to wait. Wait ke as i was running into the dark colored night, i could hear Baba’s voice trailing of after me. In the face of death, even a dog will ttry to give a final push. Na why dog dey shit for body if hin don know say dem wan take am do 404!

Then I finally stopped running and tried vatching my breathe and to figur out what my line of action was from that point. I felt a tingling bitting feeling on my wrists, obviously the effect of punching someone’s teeth and knocking it off. I wiped away the gritling blood that had gathered there and this time i walked along the empty street and was trying to find where the highway was. Na so i jam vigilante people dem, those ones noor hear anything, dem certify say i noor be thief but i hawk stone till day break i come go their office for morning say i no go waka again that kind time. I no even know say stone wey i hawk better. As i commot vigilante office on bail, na hin Baba call me for morning, i pick na him assistant talk, Spiritual Sars enter coven give Baba Special treatment overnight.

50 years old maaaaaaaaan!!
You think say you dey wise
Because you don dey invoke spirit you think say dem noor fit touch you

But you and baba are intertwined at this point. You can't run from him as you need him as much as he needs you.
This your real-fiction story is too sweet and addictive. Abeg make this your story no give person diabeties o.
Pls feed us more dodo ati rice make we belle coole cool

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 5:24pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:
Short Update:






Make i no forget, then the nighaboi wey dey gbera wey red jackies catch recently wey i bail, dem catch am again, dem collect the btc wallet wey him use accuire things that am this time wey dem catch am, dem see am for possession come seize am. All the things wey e don buy and wey him come rebuy again, dem seize am. Hom moor fit call me that time him use him resources settle h case. But from hood i hear hin matter. Nigga don dey hooked to drugs don turn hood rat. (E for come To me for salvation, but him don see wetin i experience. Even tho na small he see. Him mind go dey cut cut anytime hin wan go do juju for him yahoo work.

The street is cold. Niggaboi is back to trenches with no shishi, now his stuck to pipe of mkpumiri cry

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 5:19pm On Dec 17, 2021
dodoatirice:
Short Update:


Another month Passed then Baba asked me to come make him cut meat for my body take appease . Appease wetin? The one wey you do for my leg still dey there you still wan cut meat. I argued this with Baba back and forth and he told me there was a way out and that involved having to cut a relative’s feet or anyone that i had a connection to. Only that as soon as we used the persons feet, they’d dry up and die. And that i had just 3 days to find a solution. That one loud o. At the end of three days i went to his coven in a bid to plead for more time.. but i met Baba, he was sleeping in his hut. I was going to leave when I remembered what he said. Anyone i had a connection with. I took the axe he used to severe my feet on two occasions, lifted it off and in one full swing. I had severed Baba’s feet. He woke up with a start howling around in pain.

Sho!!
You get mind ooo! You wan use a deity to appease the demanding gods ?
Oboy! You don reach the limit and ready to drag anything with you into the abyss.

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 1:50pm On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
I went about my own way, magots drooped, money trippled, the more the money trippled, the more i sank. I fell deeper into the coven. Into the secrecy another thing, Niggas and Nigress go dey talk say dem sell their soul to the street, i hear that slogan alot but shey your papa know wetin dey involved to sell person soul to the street? ajeh dem noor know wetin that line mean. Because sayyou enter street God help you, you see small change through God’s plan, you come buy crazy jean, buy graphical tshirt, buy iphone wey dey reign come dey shout say you sell your soul to the street abeg who buy am? You dey wyn yourself. I was the defination of selling ones soul to the street and lets leave it like that. I saw i get money to the point where i was asking google how to spend money lavishly. There was always this impulse to spend with ritual money.
Once i went to Ikotun egbe area of Lagos, i drove there to pick up a babe on a date who thought i was a regular rich guy. On a sunny afternoon i maneuvered my benz to this particular street that had upcoming nighas that smoked outside in the open. I pulled up and found an open space, parked and waited for this babe an the niggas from their gaze i could tell they were blaming themselves for being upcoming and i was one dude that pulled up in a benz and so to say it was a challenge for them that couldn’t be replied. The highest they could do was flash their iphones but I was seeing it. Picked up this babe and the long list of stares continued. For their mind, dem wan be like me.. for my mind, i wan be like them. They wanted to be me because i had a flashy car and all the money. I wanted to be them because they had peace. And that was the only thing I lacked if at all. I was heading home from the club one night, i saw another mad guy and this one really directed his statement at me. Small sin, big sin, sin ma sin but your own sin na special sin and when the time come, you go chop the cain. You nor fit escape am. E sure me die. You and who i shot back and went my way. I got home that day as soon as i parked the car, right in the middle of the compound was a black pot. I got close to it and inside was empty. Nothing was in it. Who come put pot for here? But no one out anything i knew just what i had to do. Hello Baba i spoke into the receiver on my end

I see nollywood people making a movie out of this story.
Dodo, you should consider a career in script writing and movie production.
You are that good.

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 7:49am On Dec 16, 2021
You readers are stingy with likes. The least you can do is to encourage the Op with likes.
That will keep him motivated to write more.

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:51pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:



Noor vex bros. You noor go understand but i go try adjust

Nothing do you bro. Like dodo, this rl-fictionis too sweet to vex for.
More energy to your fingers as you type to satisfy us the waiting fans cool
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:43pm On Dec 15, 2021
Dodo don dey slow this update. I guess his enjoying how we are clamoring while anticipating next update.
Anyways, a good product attract customers without much advert.
Na here we dey wait you. You must update us. cool

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 9:10am On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Back at my bloody abode, I used the soap for the first time, hired people to fix the space up, i headed to a clinic for treatment. I gave them scope that i worked in a factory and the machine i operated severed both feet. I paid for treatment, paid for medication, took injections and the hospital asked me to come for frequent checkups etc. I left the hospital, my home was fixed eventually, but from that point, the rate at which i was making money trippled I’m saying if i decided not to talk to any client at all that day, they’ll find a way of sending me money. Its btc. Most of them already have my wallet address. I will surely get email notifications for coin deposits. And categorically i could say I jammed new clients in that period that my toes got cut and used for soap and Bleep all of them had mooooooooooooooooney and with all these money coming in I couldn’t sleep how can i? Now my severed feet threw me into more misery. Something that was supposed to be healing, it decayed and got worse everyday. The thing wey make me know say dem don get me, that was when i went for my last hospital visit for treatment. The doctor let the nurse get on
With cleaning the decaying feets and when i saw him in his office asking me to stop wasting money or coming for treatment because he’s or they’ve tried everything they could but my feet won’t respond to treatment amd that they cried so much (water coming out of them at will) and from his experience, he’d like me to try or go the native way. Shebi those 3 stoooopid fishermen would be happy and proud that they saved a soul from drowning. It would have ended that very day if they’d jus minded their business and let me drown.

Another update!!
More maggot, more maga, bigger azza.
I sense the end is near for "the broke Yahoo Guy"
Food / Re: Huge Phython Found Inside Our Room (graphic pictures) by Holla911(m): 5:31pm On Dec 12, 2021
Op! Your lie dey smell angry angry angry
Romance / Re: A Man Confesses How The Devil Pushed Him To Pay N2,650 For A Car Worth N2.65 Mil by Holla911(m): 12:41am On Dec 12, 2021
He forgot to add 5 zeros to the transfer payment wink. He should be released because nobody is above mistake wink I make such mistakes sometimes when I buy phone credit from my bank network grin
Autos / Re: Fullest Option BMW 535i 2012 Full Duty Paid 11m by Holla911(m): 1:05pm On Dec 11, 2021
Beautiful beast. I can imagine it's ref. kiss
Happy sales.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Storm Airport With Gifts For Tonto Dikeh In Ghana by Holla911(m): 6:03pm On Dec 10, 2021
Tonto and clout is like AA and malaria, They are too attached wink

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Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham Celebrates His 100 Senior Club Goals by Holla911(m): 5:57pm On Dec 10, 2021
His good and lucky.
Congrats young champ. The trophies are coming soon.
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Of My Than 100k By Someone I Thought Was My Brother (photo) by Holla911(m): 10:26am On Dec 10, 2021
Guyman don chop guyman lol cheesy.
A million loan, no collateral, you are not their customer.
You wanted a loan from bank but didn't visit the bank in person to seal and sign necessary agreement papers because you had dark plans too undecided.
Anyways, I hope you sort your problems.

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Family / Re: Please My Fellow Nairalanders I Need Your Advice by Holla911(m): 10:16am On Dec 10, 2021
Why should people's opinion decide your happiness or choice ?
If you decide to live by people's opinion, you will never be satisfied with your life.
Age is nothing but numbers.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Ask As Anita Joseph’s Husband Dances Sluggishly With Actress At A Party by Holla911(m): 10:12am On Dec 10, 2021
This relationship looks like a slave and master affair undecided. Don't ask me questions about who is slave or master angry. I dey too busy to answer questions.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Holla911(m): 1:13am On Dec 08, 2021
Mariangeles:


Trolls are the main reason why posters are losing interest.

They should be ignored. Trolls feeds on attention. Starve them off attention and watch them shy away.

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Travel / Re: She Left A High Paying Job In Nigeria For USA by Holla911(m): 6:25pm On Dec 07, 2021
Myer:


How did I know you're from Anambra?

Lol cheesy
Una! I tire for this auto correct wey dey drag words with me cry

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Travel / Re: She Left A High Paying Job In Nigeria For USA by Holla911(m): 6:16pm On Dec 07, 2021
Skybridge33:
A friend of mine called me last week, she resigned from a high paying job working for a Telecom company in Nigeria to move to America with her two kids. Before she left she was doing okay, her salary was over a million, her kids went to the best schools in Lagos and she bought a plot of land in lekki. She sha want to leave Nigeria and japa even though she was in her mid forties and can't hustle like before. She got a tourist visa and left with her kids.
Now she's complaining even after advising her not to leave as she was average rich here before she left . Now she lives in a one bedroom apartment in a ghetto area of Houston. She works 20 hrs a day doing two jobs and she still doesn't make enough money to pay her rent, the landlord will chase her out anytime. Now she's complaining that things are hard and she wants to come back to Nigeria. What should I tell her, everybody wants to japa thinking life is better there. Eventually when they get there, instant regret it's cold, the people are unfriendly and even the blacks there are racist to Africans.

Lol.. The grass seem greener on the other side until you get there to see for yourself.
Did she visit the states prior to relocation ? If she did, I bet she will be better prepared.
She made a good decision for her kids sake. I will advice her to endure the shabby stage of her new life while she grab open opportunities to improve on skills that can help her earn more.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Holla911(m): 5:57pm On Dec 07, 2021
This thread seem to be moving at a slow pace
Seem many Nigerians are no longer cooking in their kitchen hence the the dullness of this thread cry
I pray every struggling household get some financial relief to put smile on their faces and sumptuous meals in their plates

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