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the man is confused, wat else can he do, he just want us to know he's still alive cos i dont see him getting close to that seat,

aha!, back to our shit, PDP policy is to keep Nigeria in slavery and that's exactly what any of them would do + GEJ, im beginninh to lose hope in that guy.
Ribadu please be set,

mito:
lol @ topic!

I once traveled with 2 very heavy luggages and a small one to spent few days with my friend. On my way back home, he was the one who drove me to the airport. When he came to pick me up, the guy wanted to impress me with the way he was carrying the load. Somehow he managed to reach his car. However, when we arrived at the airport, and the guy realized that he had to park his car 2 blocks away because of construction he turned bleu, lol! God, he sweated like a pig to the extent that I offered him my help lol, but his ego was to big so he rejected my offer. When he finally arrived at the counter he couldn't even lifted them. The worse of it, to a man point of view, is I never have intimacy with him lol.

don't worry!, we know how we do it. next time you're not going to escape it, he's just being a gentle man, was it your first meeeting?

funny enough, if you ask them for the list of the bag contents, the first ten would not even make sense,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GOD IS IN CONTROL,
YOU GUYZ SHOULD BE THANKING GOD THAT WE DONT EXPEROENCE NATURAL DISASTERS IN THIS COUNTRY, IF NOT.HMMMMM!!!

cos i wonder what would be our fate if our income on oil could be so steady without war or crisis and yet we can't account for it neither can we point out the benefits,
Nigeria is not a failed state but might be SOON!!! especially if we vote in a radical again

act opposite and think opposite, nag when he's calm and be calm when he nags, try it and u must come back to this thread to thank me cos im sure it'll work, im the latest love doctor in town, seriously!

now!, that's my president, look into their faces anf tell them where they belong,
old bugs!!!

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@ Tinax, r we married 2 d same guy? He's snoring is something else. Sometimes it sounds like he is fighting 4 d next breath with his mouth open n saliva flowing. It at those times dat I wonder, how did I ever find this dude attractive.

Also, its always darling, where did u keep my keys? Its right there where other keys r. I can't see it, pls help me look or do u want me 2 be late? I will come n see it right where I said it was, in plain sight. Baby, look 4 my boxers na, d one with white n blue stripes. Wear any boxer. No, I want dat one. Where did u keep it? he can so scatter n den wants me 2 look 4 everything.

We both av our annoying habits but still love ourselves 2 bits.

maybe!, Nairaland would be a ery good place to work it out, lol

iyeayo:
Who you be do you even have a right hand at all?

LMFAO,
@all above-- funny creatures really.


my gurl is too big for me, i dont like to go out with her but she has never thought of breaking up while i always think about breaking up at her every time we are to meet. s
he likes sex but i can't just do any acrobat with her.
she's rich and wants to spend the money on everything, everywhere but im not the lousy type. she wasts to go everywhere at all times while i just prefer staying back home, chill and watch movies,

worst of it all, her laps are just too big for my sight and she won't stop eating like a pig

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