if i talk now they will say i hate christians

Okay!

I just say make i teach you this. Some other names to use for calling manhood instead of saying dick or penis. Why not call it:
1.Cassava
2.Cucumber
3.Gbola
4.Power horse
5.Tempiraca
6.Pole
7.John thomas
8.Chocolate
9.Pelly
10.Monster
11.Abraham lincoln
12.Baba ibeji
13.Opa
14.Sperm generator (SG)
15.Tinubu
16.Power bank
17.Sussage
18.Iroko
19.Batman
20.Buhari
21.Koko zaria
22.Mohbad
23.Black sheriff
24.Cblack
25.Black panda
26.Japan
27.Biggie
28.Black diamond
29.Dicktation
30.Penisulin
And the other one wey you know.......

I can die for Peter obi

Mindlog:


In as much as your stupidity is always eager to make an appearance, there are lines you should not cross

Who draw the lines?

efelicity:
why do you guys like making jokes out of serious issues? is your brain running backward?

Sorry bro, don't mind that brainless dude, my advise for you is to organise family meeting with your parent, invite some wise men to the meeting, let them speak word into your parent head. If that didn't work, my brother na to separate your parent be that o, make ur mother dey live with you, and let ur father remain in the house alone make he dey knack the bed.
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IRMC

Tradepunter2:


Men shut up, she's saying the truth...

Na niaja men be their fellow men problem...

They will spend on useless things because of a girl and will defend their stupidity by saying nu be my money...

I can never spend on a woman when I know my fellow niggas I call bros are hungry...

If you want to spend on a girl she must be doing a business that you can invest in...

Niggas always forget you can't be at the top forever, na you fellow man go rise you up when you down...

Osheyy motivational speaker

Coming from a rungirl

Fake new$
but u try

In one word, you now have HIV abi?

Wike wey no go cee heaven enta
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IRMC

Why not get a g¥n and start robbing?

What of Nairaland?
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IRMC

nickyj19:
Hello Guys,
So something strange happened last night
I had s*x with a girl in my dream. She gave me all the style
in the world.
I don’t remember how the dream started but all i know is i
saw a young lady in bum short and i immediately touched
her bum bum
Next thing i know we started doing daddy & mommy from
behind and she was moaning hard and calling my name…
Wow i enjoyed every bit of it but suddenly woke up before i
finished
Anyways,
Will Anything Happen To Me After I Had S*x With
A Girl In My Dream?

Hey, chap, you and this your fake story. Anyway, let's see the kind of style she's gonna give you this night. Have a nice dream!
IRMC

Jeon:
Hi hollybratt.

whatsup fati? Sorry for replying you so late.

"Let's protect against God ifeanyi must wake up" lady wails bitterly as she calls on Nigerians.
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Una say wahala be like wetin again?
Na everybody wan wake this pikin from dealth, Christian shola is not leftout. Some even said the boy is not dead that he was just sleeping. Na to invite jesus to cum wake him o, i never knew ifeanyi be lazarus. I pray he wake wake up in jesus name . Pls you people should join us in prayer .

Breaking news! Olamide becomes the first African Rapper to clock 10Million followers on instagram!
Olamide no really want fame now
but fame dey rusham
Congratulations baddosneh

generalwo:
Leave other people's lives alone... Show us the list of the closest people to you that have died......

Alright! I think your dad and mum are closed to me. No more saying

GoodIsGod:


You are a very very very big fool. Given birth to by animals who could not teach you morals.
If care is not taken and your tongue is not bridled you may be the person on which it will start in your family. And it might continue till people start counting and it reaches up to 150 before it stops.

Mental patient.

Spoilt brat calling himself holy brat.
Sick mofo

Kai! you sha wan famous by fire by force, i guess you are already crying where you are
Why not calm yourself with cold zobo and stop borrowing phone to browse.

PrincessofDSS:


Take heart dearie, it’s well

Don’t let the fool that made that list refreshes your already healing wounds.

May the soul of your cousin rest in peace

Bedwetter, what are you talking about?

Merch:
You need to get a job

Coming from the mouth of a slave, I received my salary yesterday, try and get yourself a job even if na dry cleaner. Jobless kid from jobless family

garriAndsugar:
Just borrow someone a huge amount of money and see if you would forget

See effect of soaking garri and sugar everyday,

Hoedogwu:


Yes, you're both idiots.

Your dad and mum are idiots, is that what you meant?

dollytino4real:
Must something die from him every year?

Are you thinking what am thinking?

1.His son Ifeanyi Adeleke (2022)
2.Dj Olu (2017)
3.Chime Aimechi (2017)
4.Tagbo Umeike (2017)
5.Ahmed (King jhaffi) (2020)
6.Ogbeide tijani olamilekan (2020)
7.Obama dmw (2021)
8.Fortune (2021)
May God give him the strength to overcome them

Slapping you just dey hungry me, but i will forgive you for now

h0pze3:
No vex bro
But u be mumu
Shey David and him gang dey live inside d same aoz

Lolz! I know your own will be different, but i will forgive you because your brain is as tiny as nothing

TakeNigeriaBack:
OP, your brain is paining you sir.