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Person go read past question, enter exam see future question

Silentscreamer:
very funny. keep it going op

Thank you so much

"I'm still taking order"

person wey neva sell for once

"Can't wait to have you in my arms"
coming from person with body odour

Only you 3 boyfriends? Weldone itel561

Pablo hear price of garri for market today he shocked

Incase you are going through alot.....just be patient you will soon die

Are you aware that another girl is scared of loosing your bf

If not for invilgillators what is first class that i cannot carry

9years wants the latest iphone
When i was 9 all i want is poster colour

Since when una start to dey call garri groceries the thing con cost for market

If you were me, you for don craze by now

Try dey commit crime your soulmate fit dey prison

I can remember my Uk friend who normally told me on phone that "I am broke, i am broke" until he get to Nigeria and realize that i am not broke but i am poor.

"My love for you is from the heart" sorry o our own love is from where? kidney abi?

"Wetin men want?" no go find money dey find wetin men want

"Never broke again" self don dey beg me for sub

All men are not goat na ur bf no get sense

"Na we dey run this town"
but you reach oshodi hide your phone

Your sugar daddy pray for his daughter not to end up like you

Police wey pursue you today, fit be your escort tomorrow, so stay focus

I don't have cream to rub after taking my bath now i'm the only white man in church

I thought have knew english until i heard my neighbour explaining the differences between Email and Gmail

Email is a mail sent by electricity

Gmail is a mail sent by generator

Remember not all marriages start with "Will you marry me?" some start with "I am pregnante"

Jeon:
hi

Whatsup

"I don't give a fvck" na lie e pain you

Relationship wey money no dey na friendship

E get sometimes in life you go dey hustle like thief

So the man behind your smile dey owe palmpay

If 5k is not too small for you, use it well wherever you see it. Everywhere hard

As e be now If you bill me i will just take it as you are the weapon fashioned against me

Introvert don dey socialize inside exam hall