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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 8:39am On Jun 21, 2008 |
Six-Pack Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff, "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'Are you Steve's widow?''Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said, "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
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Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 8:35am On Jun 21, 2008 |
acidrops in here oh |
Romance › Re: What Is The Right Age For A Lady To Get Married? by holythug(m): 8:09am On Jun 21, 2008 |
after menopause |
Romance › Re: How And When Was Your First Time by holythug(m): 7:57am On Jun 21, 2008 |
um . . .tryin to figure out d point of dis topic |
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 7:54am On Jun 21, 2008 |
yes o. . .& restore its lost glory |
Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 7:53am On Jun 21, 2008 |
. . .@ studio who gives a shit |
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by holythug(m): 8:29pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
No1 - - -keys |
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 8:28pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
:p |
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 8:23pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
it bcame reality |
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 8:07pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
princesa: thug you sef wan taste my blood,  then its bad because we will lose an ungreat gem what a pity  stop decevin ur self |
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
as if i care  |
Romance › Re: What Is The Right Age For A Lady To Get Married? by holythug(m): 7:58pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
45 |
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
still lasting  |
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 7:55pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
jay bee . . .watever, go fuc.k urself |
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Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
wack u say |
Forum Games › Re: Give The Person Above U A Number,or A comment Of What U Think About Them: by holythug(m): 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
22, 7 |
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 7:35pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
chei see yawa |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by holythug(m): 7:34pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
toast u. . .wat gave u dat impression |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by holythug(m): 7:33pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
true feelings |
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Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by holythug(m): 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
medal |
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by holythug(m): 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
medal |
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