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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 8:39am On Jun 21, 2008
Six-Pack
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff, "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'Are you Steve's widow?''Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said, "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 8:35am On Jun 21, 2008
acidrops in here oh
Romance › Re: What Is The Right Age For A Lady To Get Married? by holythug(m): 8:09am On Jun 21, 2008
after menopause
Romance › Re: How And When Was Your First Time by holythug(m): 7:57am On Jun 21, 2008
um . . .tryin to figure out d point of dis topic
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 7:54am On Jun 21, 2008
yes o. . .& restore its lost glory
Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 7:53am On Jun 21, 2008
. . .@ studio who gives a shit
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by holythug(m): 8:29pm On Jun 20, 2008
No1 - - -keys
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 8:28pm On Jun 20, 2008
:p
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 8:23pm On Jun 20, 2008
it bcame reality
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 8:07pm On Jun 20, 2008
princesa:
thug you sef wan taste my blood, wink
then its bad because we will lose an ungreat gem what a pity tongue
stop decevin ur self
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2008
as if i care cool
Romance › Re: What Is The Right Age For A Lady To Get Married? by holythug(m): 7:58pm On Jun 20, 2008
45
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2008
still lasting cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 7:55pm On Jun 20, 2008
jay bee . . .watever, go fuc.k urself
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2008
wack u say
Forum Games › Re: Give The Person Above U A Number,or A comment Of What U Think About Them: by holythug(m): 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2008
22, 7
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 7:35pm On Jun 20, 2008
chei see yawa
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by holythug(m): 7:34pm On Jun 20, 2008
toast u. . .wat gave u dat impression
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by holythug(m): 7:33pm On Jun 20, 2008
true feelings
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by holythug(m): 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2008
medal
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by holythug(m): 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2008
medal

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