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Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 12:47pm On Jun 19, 2008
d piss hol am d guy 4get toilet
Re: Check Ma Files: by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jun 19, 2008
hehehehe too bad cheesy
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 1:05pm On Jun 19, 2008
abi o. . .taggin africa
Re: Check Ma Files: by Nobody: 1:09pm On Jun 19, 2008
grin abi ooooooooooooooooo grin
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 1:53pm On Jun 19, 2008
wassup wit dis sh*t naa, werin b all dis rubbish avin my posts deleted, wat rubbish is dis naa. . .una don start ehn angry angry angry
Re: Check Ma Files: by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jun 19, 2008
lol nawa o, who deleted them!? shocked cheesy
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 2:04pm On Jun 19, 2008
forget e be like say i don dey too drink gari. . .my eyes r blurred, let me get my specs cool
Re: Check Ma Files: by Nobody: 2:06pm On Jun 19, 2008
yeah, go and get them old man lipsrsealed cheesy
Re: Check Ma Files: by saucekid(m): 4:16pm On Jun 19, 2008
@ ibk
who be old man now?

kiss kiss
Re: Check Ma Files: by nikekenny(m): 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2008
Holy nice jokes keep it coming grin
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:10am On Jun 20, 2008
[size=18pt]Check out dis 1 again[/size]

Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Jun 20, 2008
ha ha ha lol dat was damm too tyte

keep em flowing in
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 5:42pm On Jun 20, 2008
so dont play wit diarhorrea. . .its embarrassing grin
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:39am On Jun 21, 2008
Six-Pack
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff, "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'Are you Steve's widow?''Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said, "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
Re: Check Ma Files: by saucekid(m): 4:42pm On Jun 21, 2008
uhm
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 4:56pm On Jun 21, 2008
meanin?
Re: Check Ma Files: by saucekid(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2008
why u wan know?
Re: Check Ma Files: by ztyle(m): 6:56pm On Jun 21, 2008
Damn Thug is Damn funny "See Kaka4 person face" shocked grin
Re: Check Ma Files: by saucekid(m): 7:32pm On Jun 21, 2008
na kaka style be that
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2008
. . .dats wat he got for pullin a fellows pants, hehehe
Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 8:43am On Jun 24, 2008
Wetin the guy wey hold the ball chop that day
Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On Jun 24, 2008
he chop yoruba water beans (omi ewa)
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 11:42am On Jun 25, 2008
mixed with 1 bag of potash
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:09pm On Jun 26, 2008
saucekid2 . . . still makin me laff, cuff. . . i wonder wat i can call mysef after resurrection
Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 6:34am On Jun 27, 2008
. . . and see the guy for ground just open mouth to recieve the chocolate
Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 8:57am On Jun 27, 2008
hmmm
Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 8:31am On Jun 30, 2008
. . . looks like you wish u were the one on the floor
Re: Check Ma Files: by Jeovy(m): 8:41am On Jun 30, 2008
hmm,disgusting
Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 10:28am On Jun 30, 2008
na jeovy dey for ground o
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 6:56pm On Jul 02, 2008
u no see am na u come dey deliver d choco
Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 6:59pm On Jul 02, 2008
ok naa

Re: Check Ma Files: by saucekid(m): 9:21pm On Jul 02, 2008
na ya younger brova?

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