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Romance › Re: She Found A Condom In My Bag by holythug(m): 3:59pm On Jun 13, 2008
ib bawo ni
Romance › Re: When A Relationship Is Not Working Out Fine (guys Only) by holythug(m): 3:44pm On Jun 13, 2008
me too my ribs sef don bcome sooo flexible
Celebrities › Re: Marriage by holythug(m): 3:39pm On Jun 13, 2008
cheii!! TOPICS. . .dis wan na heavy 1, no go area for thuggy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by holythug(m): 3:31pm On Jun 13, 2008
? huh undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by holythug(m): 3:17pm On Jun 13, 2008
ademiller:
holy thug na vampire (no heart) holy thug ow u dey na, let me b the one to take u to the next level kiss
shocked meaning?
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by holythug(m): 3:09pm On Jun 13, 2008
princes OYO lowa
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Sleep With Another Man’s Wife, by holythug(m): 11:56am On Jun 13, 2008
@ kene. . .Aki u r right
Jokes Etc › Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by holythug(m): 11:52am On Jun 13, 2008
u must b an akokite
Romance › Re: Please I Need To See What Is Called A Perfect Figure Eight by holythug(m): 11:39am On Jun 13, 2008
kolo
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by holythug(m): 11:34am On Jun 13, 2008
chei. . .no let UAC foods c dis wan o cheesy
Romance › Re: When A Relationship Is Not Working Out Fine (guys Only) by holythug(m): 11:25am On Jun 13, 2008
kai, see black man sense. . .onyie u do well o
Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 11:22am On Jun 13, 2008
see yeye. . .u put jazz for teeth grin
Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by holythug(m): 11:20am On Jun 13, 2008
shocked REALLY lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by holythug(m): 11:17am On Jun 13, 2008
am ok o. . .missed u

& am sure u missed d red thang, cos if i was ur guy ll buy u a red thong for val. . .hehehe
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by holythug(m): 11:11am On Jun 13, 2008
as if i care to know. . .o she even talked bout makin a man ask for more can we organize a rendevous


@ nitenurse where u go. . .u maternity leave?
Jokes Etc › Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by holythug(m): 11:04am On Jun 13, 2008
d sexy nurse grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 11:01am On Jun 13, 2008
Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ,
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story


Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire,



P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by holythug(m): 2:28pm On Jun 11, 2008
kookoo head ,u were told to diss not praise ya sef,
get a lyfe bro
Romance › Re: Please I Need To See What Is Called A Perfect Figure Eight by holythug(m): 2:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
wow love dat too
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 2:24pm On Jun 11, 2008
huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Euro 2008: Which Team Will Win? (Poll) by holythug(m): 2:20pm On Jun 11, 2008
l go wit holland, wat bout d super chickens r dey playin euro 08 undecided lipsrsealed huh
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 2:17pm On Jun 11, 2008
am still afta u lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by holythug(m): 2:16pm On Jun 11, 2008
mama put
Politics › Re: I ‘ve Forgiven Obasanjo – Mariam Abacha by holythug(m): 2:15pm On Jun 11, 2008
na so naa wink
Romance › Re: Dating An "Omo Aje Butter" by holythug(m): 1:52pm On Jun 11, 2008
shocked

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