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 Nairaland General › Re: See Nice Pictures Here by holythug(m): 1:48pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
nice V boot |
| Romance › Re: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by holythug(m): 1:40pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
@ ariblaze. . .lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Pls by holythug(m): 1:35pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
u need a lyfe |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by holythug(m): 1:34pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
cos wats good for d goose. . .oya finish am |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Year 3000 In Pictures by holythug(m): 1:32pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
we dey share am naa  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 1:31pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
[size=18pt] One for you, [/size] Two young boys from d eastern part stole a bag of fruits from the village market and took off. They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot, But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery. As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind at the gate. A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern was passed near the cemetery gate and heard the following: One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot was in progress), One for me - One for you, He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the local priest. "Father James come with me and witness, God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery"- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate where the voices continued: "One for me - One for you" Suddenly one of the voices said "Let's get the two at the gate" One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. If na you nko, who wan die? He that witnesses and runs away lives to "witness" another day. Abeg help pastor fetch him shoe jo!!!! Thank you so much & have a nice day, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by holythug(m): 1:30pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
na u sabi o |
| Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by holythug(m): 1:28pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 1:27pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
[size=18pt]cont'd[/size] 9. Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but i dont think it ll help. Oh, did i mentioned dat am d shift sup?. . .i dont think so. 10. "Fair", you want me to b fair?.Listen fair is a place where people go on roller coasters, eat cotton candy & pop corn & step on monkey poop, dat u just did 11. Yeah, we av a quota, 2 more tickets i issue my wife gets a microwave oven 12. In God we trust, all others we run thru NCIC 13. How big r those 2 beers u said u had 14. Sir, we dont av quotas anymore, we used to but now just issue as many tickets as we can 15. I 'm glad to know dat d Chief of police is ur friend @ least u knw sum1 who can post ur bail Lastly. U didnt think we gave pretty women tickets uhn? U r right we dont, sign here". |
| Jokes Etc › Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 1:19pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
[size=16pt]These 16 comments were recorded from police conversations.[/size] 1. "You know stop lights dont get any redder than this 1 you just went thru 2. Relax the handcuffs are tight because they r new. they ll stretch after u wear them for a while 3. If u take ur hands off the car, i ll make ur birth certificate a worthless document 4. If u run, u ll only go to jail tired 5. Can u run faster than 1200 feet per second, cos thats d speed of the bullet goin after u 6. You dont know how fast u r that means i can write anything on d ticket 7. The answer to this last question ll determine if u r drunk or not, was mickey mouse a cat or a dog 8. "Warning" u want a warning? OK i am warning u or u get anoda ticket. . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Year 3000 In Pictures by holythug(m): 1:19pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
na ur name b dat? |
| Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by holythug(m): 1:15pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
GWAM!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by holythug(m): 1:14pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
cheii. . .wit sum undigested vegetable leaves wit |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 1:11pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
beauty *winks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Year 3000 In Pictures by holythug(m): 1:09pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
yea yea |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Fit Go? by holythug(m): 1:08pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
**picks up fone, av to warn saucy. . .dats d right time to call sum1 dead meat |
| Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by holythug(m): 1:06pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
no wonder, u no wan open dat death trap  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by holythug(m): 1:05pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
no b confusion na frustration |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by holythug(m): 1:04pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
na blood & mucus u go shit |
| Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by holythug(m): 6:15pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
pure water |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 6:14pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
[size=80pt]make all of una go suck una mama breast[/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by holythug(m): 6:13pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
got mine, kiddin |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 6:12pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
na u sabi o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Fit Go? by holythug(m): 6:10pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
gunpoint werin b dis naa? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Fit Go? by holythug(m): 6:09pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
abeg she no dey wash am, she dey 4get @ times, u know shes not used to it |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 6:06pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
beauty ow u dey naa. . .hope u no 4get our discussion |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 6:03pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
wassup dog |
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