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Meanwhile you folks in here

Why did you sack Conte again?

They were calculating our fixture list for us.

Meanwhile they have been shipping in goals in tonnes from all and sundry.

Please Roman give Sarri more time abeg

Postdigger

Am not happy wit you.

I called you out to play the digging game yesterday.

Let's keep exposing the hypocrisy of this bunch of nincompoops


When Roman bolts with his cash we will know how many true fans of this MC Oluomo club will remain.

diggz:
The uselessness of this coach bo be here...

My negroe diggz

This your humility is a far cry from your agidi around august.

It's nice to see a different side of you.

Good morning shekpe people...

weedtaker:
Na de Sunday fixture the burst ma head pass, word in the street is that baldie is fuming cuz of the handshake matter, e fit reach 12 like dis. I de pity dis guys

If you are s betting man put money on another avalanche on Sunday.

At this rate they will call off the game after 60 minutes.
Then FIFA will have to institute a default rule which comes into effect after a team concedes a certain amount of goals.

weedtaker:
I wonder what's going through elewon diggz mind right now, las las na to drink water and pray make sleep come, them go the alright any which way.



Sunday still de come seff, which kind wahala be dis

diggz can claim say tomorrow ma work.
But no excuse for Sunday.
Me I'm ordering my nkwobi and Heineken in advance.
6 bottles for the anticipated 6 goals or more we expect them to concede

Club calling United Maga FC

-bought a £50 million register that jogs and makes more sideways passes than tom cleverley. Target him and team is done for
-bought an underage boy Arinze for a record fee for a goalkeeper. Anything towards goal will enter that net.
-has £30million drink water sitting on the bench

Lana1:
Na only two of dem dey the group.

Makes sense
At least the world is still safe from those nitwits.
Wonder what they discuss in that group

Abeg did world best Hazard play?
If Real buys that scam for anything more than €40million then they dont deserve anything better than what they are getting.

eph12:
Dem be admin for the group?

Scary thought.
Abeg no even think am
Two brain-dead dolts leading any kind of group?

weedtaker:
Lol abeg sombori should give me dis milkshake jam, e don tay mehn.

I would have referred you to Dockie but he insists on vintage naija jams alone.

chidexxy007:
Chelsea captain Cesar Azpilicueta: "It has been a tough night because we didn't convert our game into chances. We are disappointed, we are eliminated, we are the holders.


Sarri don give this one condemn cigar.
which match did he play that he's talking about chances?

Expired rothmans at work.

eph12:
Bikeman don too missyarn sha. Na why Sarri talk that thing wey he talk

Pls dig up his posts abeg.

Even aboki dey into the swing of hashtag tins

Yes.
Buhariball all the way

No more GarriBall

Omo

Twitter is going mad.

They are calling cheksea's pattern buhariball.


I don die finish

Meanwhile Mancs let's discuss our formation and tactics for this game jare.

Whoever bought Arinze-gbala for £71million needs interpol in his life

Dockie giving us naija vintage vibes

weedtaker:
Lol shekpites collect 6 from city for PL.

collect 2 from united for FA cup


They are playing city on Sunday for Carling cup that na another 6 and them no the even score

6-2-6 be like dry fasting

***Falls off mango tree***

eph12:
So that's how party will finish and bikeman and airmark will not come out to greet guests? This is unafrican of them o

Airmark is checking Belloti's ligaments for relapsing injury.
Dude has been so injured he doesnt know his way to goal again.

As for Bikeman.
No comment

Lana1:
Ur club is now 6th and just got fūcked at home by the same United.

With all this hate and delusion, u go commit suicide las las ni

Haba Lana,
Why you dey form agbaya?
There are some nonentities you shouldnt be bothering to quote.

IamL/Iam0 is definitely one of them

eph12:
Sources say Sarri has locked the players inside the locketir room and gone out to smoke benson

Oga no kill me here wit laff

GloryIsaac:
The bridge don scatter... Sarri don use smoke from cigar scatter everything

Lemme see.
Everyone is denying white cigar now.

Nihilstjnr:
Sarriball in action

https://j.gifs.com/rRD2k6.gif

If this man can give us this type of ball, omo na to upgrade from from white london to benson o...

eph12:
You get am. He's the only one that can rescue their season

You certainly dont mean that do you?
After all he almost led them to the championship
Unless we are talking of opposites given that most folks here dont know up from down
So you may be right

Meanwhile its till daybreak.

Prayer moves mountain, abi false prophet SkimpleD

I miss those days where guys used to hire live instruments

eph12:
But your legend, Mr Mourinho is available. You guys should swallow your pride and call him

You mean this?

eph12:
I only pray Sarri survives this

Regista abi na registrar tins don dey turn into stuff of nightmares

No sympathy for this mumu club with mumu fans and mumu owner

eph12:
But it's just Chelsea 3SC

Fixed

Lana1:
The Higuain Experience is going great with a "touch" of class

Even the supposed wise ones are falling for scams these days.

By the time Higuain is thru with his loan spell, nobody will want to come to Chelsea

I hope he celebrated the brace vs Huddersfield very well.