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INTROVERT:
2bad

Welcome back


God, seize dese Boko boys

goodlifehyd:
lol shows you didnt spend that 1 naira note...lol

SirWere:
1) Alvan Ikoku #10


2) Tafawa Balewa #5

3) Herbet Macaulay


4) Ahmadu Bello #200


5) Muritala Mohammed #20


6) Nnamdi Azikwe #500


7) Clement Isiong and Mai-Bornu #1000


The unfortunate citizens of this country #50


9) Obafemi Awolowo #100
**checks email for special prize**







*spits;hisses and walks out of thread**

pyyxxaro:
Who be that girl when wear blue for the second pik

With her grinding Stone forehead

That wasn't too nice..

Spaxon:
1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
.
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
.
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am
'you no
well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how
to vomit.
.
4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
.
5. You see woman wey born new
pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh,
she
buy am
for OLX...
.
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
.
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
.
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new gateman...
.
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
.
10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.

cristweeezy:
ur boo dey do those things for u abi?

I don't date dumb guys...only dumb guys would do most if not all of d aforementioned