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coz they act like that

rokiatu:
I can see Tima and Upendo have make me the butt of all jokes.

Well done girls.

no problem

i swear u are funny

u want heart issue

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=700194.msg8600509#msg8600509 date=1309183541]He's got Amber Rose you know---hahaha-- I like his swag. I like his songs, and I like his Girlfriend. [/quote] omg are u for real

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mikuz:
When last did you go for medical check up?

sorry i don't want to give u any heart issue but i can't help ya 

419 are u sure

i hate his song black and yellow

i hate the clip

i hate his style

i hate his look

and everything else about him.

so what do people find in this niggah.

of course why not.

they can even be best friends i tell u.

flirt with him as much as u can if u get anything back in return them start telling him how u feel about him.



but do it like Mr cork style and ur dead  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=699928.msg8599493#msg8599493 date=1309173327]huh? Date with who? Michael Jackson?

Sweeery U aint got a man. QUIT LYING!! [/quote]if he wasn't dead yes pls

u Mr why are u hurting ur head about me man issue

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=699928.msg8599425#msg8599425 date=1309172652]sweeery. you no you aint got a man. QUIT LYING!! [/quote]that's what u say

who said your opinion mattered in my man business 

but i am also going out on a date soon

Cuddlemii:
These thread just made me remember year 3 :

Well I went to visit my toaster back then in school. So he asked what I wanted to eat and He ordered just one plate. I wasn't bothered cos I thot maybe he just wanted to drink while I ate or he had already eaten as I met him there or maybe the place was too expensive. Only for him to grab his cutlery to my surprise. The guy almost ate the plate and forgot I was there, he was just eating away like I wasnt there. I barely ate 1 spoon and gave up.

On my way back to school, I went to Nandos to buy food to take back to school.

The next time he called me, I changed my voice to an indian woman and said I had relocated.

at least it was a man this time

u did your self good but getting NANDOS love it and not allowing to get another date what a cheap a$$ he sound like

190:
^and no pants either

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=699928.msg8599353#msg8599353 date=1309171906]Hotie Tima (f). shy to eat rice in front of your boy friend? You have no teeeth? [/quote] but my boyfriend don't mind so it's kool

upendo 98:


Thumbs up to Rokiatu then.Shes the real gal.No hypocrisy or pretence or shyness.Eat when your hungry who cares.
Now now now.Mc Donald's will do me fine.Burgers are easy to handle so long as the veges are cooked!!
To hell with table napkins,forks,spoons and stuff. I just need to eat.So gt out of the way everybody.

yeah the veges are cook


lord i can't stop laughing. yeah girl eat when ur damn hungry just don't do it like me friend here upendo 98 style

M M M:
Op
Such things re only common with our nigeria ladies.

since i opened this thread all i do is laugh

i am sure we have then ladies everywhere

my number

not happening sorry Mr nice i don't give out my number to ppl

upendo 98:
UUPS! I dnt confess to being the lemon water drinking gal!!! u dear!! stop it!

@ Gosh Rokiatu I love u gal seriously.I just loved your sincerity. Leave Tima alone!

i think rokaitu will understated you coz she has been there so many time
that's why i am never taken her out to a restaurant

upendo 98:

u crazy gal lol

My advise to anybody,just be careful where u take your date!! Buffet can be very embarrasing places.!Some things can seriously embarrass u silly.
If u take me to a local joint,I will throw away the knifes and forks ,[size=20pt]pull my sleeves up,part my legs and eat like Rokiatu .ups soryy dear.[/size]
But if u decide to take me to Hilton then I know what is expected of me. Just be like a chamelion and adjust to suit the environment.
I dont know but ad rather not use the fork and knife if I cant hold it well. So I will say 'thnk you dear am soo full. I just had something to eat before I left the house!
Then al be making sure am always full before u take me out.Tht way I dnt suffer! .We are equal.
Then al train myself at home till I get it right. lol.

oooooo god i am on the floor again

i swear u are killing me

i knew it thank for the heads up girl

i think we will all learn from your mistake.

good girl i think if iam taken u out i know here to go

McDonald will do coz u can eat anyhow any no one will look at ya

but to a restaurant forget i will be send for better training to the show from ladette to ladies

it that okeay

your funny

upendo 98:


hahaha.well well well.

Okay chill a friend of mine that took a local gal out!

Hahaha I have class

something says it was u

but i think after that a got class huh

RuuDie:
Uncles ke. . . .? Uncles Luudie is my names ~ no lerashuns 

Dem say u is rooks for a man, babie let'u me be dats man.
I wants to be your mister rover rover ~ biko nu jus' considelate my appricashuns.   I will rove u dies & showers u with moneys, ego, kudi, owo, law cash!

Seliousry. . . .I means it!

i see



i don't need money, ego ans ect iam the whole package

my love it priceless but money can't buy me

upendo 98:

i hope the girl ain't u

upendo 98:
@Tima

A lady once drank the lemon water that you use to wash your hands with!! She refused to eat the salad saying she doenst eat raw vegetables,unless they are cooked! The dude had taken her to a cool cool hotel.The lady after realising her mistakes took time b4 she could be taken out again.
Another one gosh! the buffet breakfast, she went put cereal in a bowl then guess wht? she took margarine, added to the cereal and stirred it all together!!She didnt know that u add milk to cereal.
You know the guy acted like they weren't together.Total embarrasment.!
Take her slowly to a comfortable place and keep upgrading slowly esp is shes a bit 'raw'.

i swear i am on the floor laughing