theophorus:
Kai! Not even Our Jayjay?

Mike, we understand your plight ehn, so no worry. But we go encourage you make remove that bais prism wen you dey take look front.
Peace!

Moshybear:
Seriously, dude's going bat shit crazy lately

Who noticed

Gadafii:
I no Dey shake fellow men pass 2 seconds, if we are not fist 👊 bumping , if a guy put his hands around my shoulder or neck, I Dey shake am off one time

Burgermotors:
I don't know any, na money I they fine

alshalz:
This your number 13(they can dream) Op abeg no vexooo ,how do you know about that?

IjebuWarrior:


Stop to dey smoke kpoli, you no go gree...

Acidosis:
Trust Nigerians, we'll adjust.

In the first few weeks following the price hike, Nigerians will scream online, abandon their cars, and complain about empty streets.

After about a month or two, the cars will return. The typical heavy traffic will return as more people would have downgraded their living expense to mitigate the impact of fuel hike. From buying Ariel and Omo soap, they'll switch to Good Mama and Waw. Those who cook Okro with prawns, snail, and turkey, will adjust and shift to cray fish (those dirty types with plenty impurities). From eating 2-3 meals a day, more people will switch to 1.

More miracle centres will fix church programmes here and there as fewer people will be willing to spend money on drugs and clinical consultancy.

KFC has already introduced plantain (dodo) to their menu. Chicken Republic has introduced egg. This time, they'll be forced to introduce garri and akara.

Tribe A will blame Tribe B. B will respond with more blame games.

We'll do everything but protest...

agaliboy:
Family and friends call me TJ TJ

DestinedForGrea:

Bros calm down and have some fun.You don't have to be so uptight.

ecolime:
Woto woto
Jedi Jedi
Nzogbu Nzogbu
Kro kro
Sharp Sharp
Bam Bam
Kiti kiti
Kata Kata
Kobo Kobo
Now Now
Talk talk
Chop chop
Begi begi
Fear fear
Wire wire
Bear Bear
Waka waka
Jati Jati
Rede Rede
Rada Rada
Mago mago
Looku looku
Corner corner
Pata Pata

luminouz:
Lmaooooo

This cracked me up.

madjune:


Much respects, man.

I'm flattered. Truth is, I'm a writer/illustrator.

And, I'm not based in Nigeria.

Time zone difference and work hours affect me.

And you know it, this forum is now filled with Gen Z minds mostly. Can't stand some threads...

CoronaVirusPro:
Allow them to kill themselves please, and don't draw attention to it.

The population of Nigeria is already a burden on its infrastructure's and opportunities. Some people need to die.

The best you can do to support course is to inform rival cult gangs when you sight their rivals.

madjune:


Who's this?

madjune:
If someone prefers her own company, know she or he must have learned something bitter about the human companionship.

It tells a lot about wisdom and self knowledge.

I respect people who spend much of their time alone in quiet introspection and reflection.

mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more

A001:

Compliments of the season, bro! Please, give us a block button. Thank you.

Prigidypogodo:
I love nairaland
I love Seun Osenwa
I hate trolls and bigot
I hate Tinubu
I love yoruba
I love Igbo
I love Hausa
I love other tribes
thunder scatter Tinubu
thunder scatter Apc
may God punish them and theirs.

God bless Nairaland and its founder 😍❣️❣️💕💕

MSN1:

You are rite.
Let me modify.
pls share your encounters.

Johnycastro18:
I hope all this broke-ass ladies would read this and listen to you.

Most of this ladies with entitlement mentality nah dem

saintmm:
it will be later.

CANDYDADDY:


will compile the rest 6 by 10pm

BrighterSyde:


Good to see you scream this again. It’s been a while. With the rate at which you are screaming mods you will soon beg them to deactivate this account so that it won’t be mentionable anymore just like your mannabbqgrill account.

You are easily the most hated person on NL with your fake love and sudden dumbness when it comes to criticizing Buhari and his failed policies. Even now that Tinubu is following suit you will still remain dumber but your voice will be loudest when it comes to screaming mods.

You are no different from ipob, herdsmen or daft apc supporters who cannot castigate Tinubu even in obvious failure.

You better scream louder so they can hear you. Infact keep mentioning all the monikers calling you out for your dumbness. I’m done with this moniker if they decide to ban it. They can even ban this ip address sef. But I will make sure you keep screaming mods like I made you do with your manna vulture moniker until you will beg them to remove you from being mentioned.