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Omo, this thread na true talk o! Make person shine una eyes well well for Computer Village or online market. Another major thing wey non-tech savvy people suppose add join na to check battery health (for iPhones) and charge cycle, plus make una verify say the IMEI for phone pack match the one wey dey inside the phone proper (*#06#). Dem dey repackage china refurbished phone give person as brand new up and down. Abeg make una dey careful!

Finally, a thread addressing the real burning questions of our generation. Next week, please explain what water is, I'm genuinely losing sleep over it.

Ah, perfect! Just what I need—land located so close to the proposed airport that by the time I build my fence, private jets will be using my roof as a runway.

Oga, you go buy expensive roasted fish just to settle rat on Sunday morning? Na wa o. Next time, just invite the rat make una sit down chop together, since e no dey pay rent and e own the house pass you!

Wrong audience. if it cannot do work, bring money or help out in the family then it is not for Africans

MaxInDHouse:
He WON a debate but LOSE his life.

So what is the lesson learned?🥱

Isam is a true religion of peace

Una dey talk as if match don finish before e start. Abeg make una calm down and relax, na just ordinary football, no be say na life sentence.

post everything here pls

obacasmir:
Tell your wife to look unserious when e reach hee turn...

no mind am. jealousy pple

Abeg make our Super Falcons win today o. Last time we meet them for WAFCON we beat them 5-0. Women football dey pull serious crowd and millions of views worldwide now, so our girls must shine!

Schooling is definitely not a scam, but our educational system desperately needs an urgent upgrade. A university degree gives you foundational structure, critical thinking skills, and discipline, but a certificate alone without practical, high-income skills won't automatically guarantee financial success in today's world. We need to combine formal education with self-development and problem-solving!

Mods delete this thread and ban OP pls

Fact check: The 2027 general election is still far away, and INEC does not publish candidates' credentials years ahead of time. This headline is misleading or premature, as nomination and publication of candidates' particulars only happen a few months before the actual election year (typically governed by the Electoral Act timelines closer to 2027). Please verify the source before spreading false news.

RandDigital:
I'm dropping this here just for context...

Saying South Africa has the highest population of successful Black men in Africa and yet claiming Nigerians are stealing your jobs only exposes the wide wealth inequality gap in SA. It's clear that misdirected anger and frustration are eating you up from within.

It's actually quite common psychologically! With strangers or in unfamiliar environments, there are no preconceived notions, past expectations, or social baggage. You get a clean slate to be your authentic self without the weight of familiarity or judgment. Total peace of mind!

Naija no dey carry last! We stand strong and proud. Whether she comes or not, Lagos and Nigeria remain the heartbeat of African entertainment and culture. No shaking!

let me break down these biology branches based on how common and relevant they actually are in school (from most common to the rarest dept wahala):

1. Zoology - Everyone's favorite when they want to study animals instead of reading chemistry.
2. Botany - Plant biology, compulsory suffering for first years.
3. Microbiology - The department everyone switches to when medicine doesn't work out.
4. Genetics - DNA and Punnett squares everywhere, heavy calculations.
5. Anatomy - Pure bone and muscle memorization torture.
6. Physiology - How body organs function without breaking down (unlike us).
7. Ecology - Going outside to count trees and grass, very chill field work.
8. Biochemistry - Half chemistry, half biological tears.
9. Cell Biology - Looking at tiny things under broken lab microscopes.
10. Parasitology - Learning about all the tiny things trying to destroy your stomach.
11. Embryology - How babies form, very long chapters.
12. Immunology - White blood cells fighting for their lives.
13. Evolution - Debating whether monkeys are our cousins.
14. Biotechnology - The future sci-fi stuff we only see in textbooks.
15. Bioinformatics - Pure coding and statistics inside a biology degree, premium suffering.

Dwightventures:
Hello folks. Please what are practical steps I can apply to get reliable internet service on my normal phones. I'm losing my mind pls. I use MTN and Airtel and it's simply no longer practical for me as my whole life revolves around connectivity.
I don't want another network with registration stress. I can not afford or justify Starlink. I'm just a regular guy.

Please also those of you who use a separate device to put SIM in and connect other devices by wifi, how do you then make calls and send and receive texts?

I need all these stresses bogging down my life to give me a freaking break

your location matters. If you're in an area with poor network coverage for MTN and Airtel, changing your APN settings, locking your network band to 4G only using network selection apps, or using a pocket Wi-Fi router placed near a window can make a massive difference.

As for separate MIFI / router devices for data while keeping your main phone free for calls and texts: most people just leave their secondary SIM in the MiFi for internet, and keep their main voice SIM in their smartphone so calls and SMS keep working normally without any hassle. Hope this helps ease some of the stress!

MTN Nigeria's strong profit growth despite the macroeconomic challenges is largely driven by robust demand for data and digital services, active subscriber growth, and operational efficiencies. Even with inflation and FX pressures affecting costs, rising data consumption and higher effective tariffs on various data/airtime packages have significantly boosted their top-line revenue, allowing them to bounce back strongly.

I agree with this. The cost of living has skyrocketed, unemployment is high, and insecurity remains a major concern. The government needs to do more to address these pressing issues affecting Nigerian youths.

Willy2025:
Jilli is a terrorist market where the locals are collaborating with boko haram to provide them with logistics and also helped to sell looted goods. Boko haram sympathisers are worst, and they are the same. They deserved what the military did to them.

The people in those villages were also human beings. They could not force the terrorists to leave. The villagers had to do everything that the terrorists told them to do so that they could stay alive.

Yesterday the army caught a man named Turja Bulu in Ngamdu. He said that he was one of the terrorists. He also said that he helped in the attack on 9 April. He was taking food from Jilli to another group of terrorists

in January 2026, terrorists had attacked soldiers on the road near Bindul. Eight soldiers died and others were hurt. More recently, on 9 April, there were other attacks in Ngamdu and Benisheik. Because of these attacks, the army watched the area more closely.

On 11 April, the army heard that many terrorist trucks and motorcycles were moving towards Jilli. People who help the army also told them that these were terrorists. The army then sent airplanes to attack the group

Davoneskay:
Afrobeats differs from Afrobeats. Do a little research on both. Mind you, Fela did Afrobeat while contemporary Nigerian artistes are mostly into Afrobeats. I guess Ice Prince coined the word Afrobeats with the release of his hit song, 'Oleku.'

NB: I hope you notice the letter 's' after the music genre being discussed.

you mean Afrobeat differs from Afrobeats.


Oleku is a masterpiece of a song.

Terms and Conditions matters when the stomach is full.

naptu2:

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And the woman confessed right there!

(That's why I posted the transcript because I knew that some people would not watch the video, but the bot hid it and banned me).

you doing a good work. That useless bot is frustrating.

To be honest are a you a secondary school student? Op

SpencerForbes:
The most hilarious part is that even a guy that others might call 'ugly' can still swoop in and steal your girl if you don't have good 'game'. A lot of men who rely totally on their good looks are actually single because they haven't bothered to develop the necessary social skills to properly woo and hold onto a woman.

I dey tell u

You guys like complicating simple things. God help u.

Stephen0mozzy:
Good Lord!

Only? Only?! So that's what the life and future potential of a Nigerian is worth? "Only??"


Do you know how many lives the tragic loss of those 172 people will affect? Can the international community just ban all politicians from owning and travelling into their countries!

Maybe if all their children are deported into this sheethole, they'll fix the country.

I had to shorten the title because of nairaland's character limit. his full statement was " Over the last 5 years I can categorically tell you a 177 have been killed..... ".