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RomanceBig Dick Or Small Dick? Photos by HumanistMike(op): 8:23pm On Oct 04, 2017
Ladies which do yall prefer?

EventsRe: Bride Presented With A Joystick Shaped Balloon At Her Bridal Shower by HumanistMike(m): 2:21pm On Oct 04, 2017
Women like prick too much. Anyway ladies add my pin for my nudes
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Slams Patience Jonathan: "EFCC Only Attracted To Thieves" by HumanistMike(m): 10:37am On Oct 04, 2017
This woman lacks class.
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 3:15am On Oct 03, 2017
Sugar97 sup
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 1:57am On Oct 03, 2017
My dick is still so hard. Ladies wanna see?
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:53pm On Oct 02, 2017
sekxy:
just help me with an axe lemme help pieces itkisskiss
Add my pin so u can see my prick
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:46pm On Oct 02, 2017
sekxy:
just help me with an axe lemme help pieces itkisskiss
An axe will be too small.
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:45pm On Oct 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Go get layed
I don't get layed. I get laid.

RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:38pm On Oct 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Dvmb af. You're a sex starved nigga who's probably not been layed in a very long time
I'm not a nigga. You are

RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:34pm On Oct 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59a7a30d93f37

Thank me later
The difference between us is u self-service. I don't.
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:34pm On Oct 02, 2017
Cypmeni:
it means a brothel house
I don't Bleep ashawo
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:25pm On Oct 02, 2017
Cypmeni:
it is okpo not akpo
Okay wetin e mean?
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:23pm On Oct 02, 2017
Cypmeni:
you can visit any nearby okpo house
What's akpo?
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:22pm On Oct 02, 2017
All these clowns. Una no dey sleep?
RomanceRe: My Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:21pm On Oct 02, 2017
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RomanceMy Preeq Is So Hard This Night. by HumanistMike(op): 11:19pm On Oct 02, 2017
Feel like sending a pic of this long prick.

Any lady care to see?
CelebritiesRe: Andre Omodayo Churchill In Igbo Traditional Attire For Cultural Day (Photos) by HumanistMike(m): 3:21pm On Sep 29, 2017
UDIOK:
How does this duplicating thrash you are posting has to do with the innocent boy pics posted here, who told u tonto can not equally get married if she wants...both of them messed up big so dont try to paint Churchill a saint here women could be brutal if you push them to the wall, she will not just wake up and start destroying things in the house you heard her saying that it was a defensive way to stop domestic violence from her ex....but you wont ever reason from your brain the root cause of everything, just let the sleeping don Lie, the boy is not the only person that will grow from the single parenthood neither will he be the last....a popular saying in my place " remove peck in your eyes be you see dust in another person eye" food for thought.
Where did I state she can't get married?

If you watched Azuka's video, you'll know what the Police said started the violent destruction but you don't have data to watch a 22 min video. You'll prefer to mentruate on someone's post just cus u ran out of room to jerk off.

Please go away. You can come back around when you'll pulled your head out ur ass. Stop being a mangina and think kid, think!
CelebritiesRe: Andre Omodayo Churchill In Igbo Traditional Attire For Cultural Day (Photos) by HumanistMike(m): 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2017
He's more like Churchill's son than Tonto's son to me.

That female is an abusing liar that was out to embarrass Churchill but God no gree. She acted and cried for the camera and would have succeeded but for the smarts of Churchill.

He documented things and has police paperwork as proof.

In the wake of Azuka's video, I was expecting Tonto to put up a rebuttal but she didn't because she has been caught flat out. She's trying to use the poor boy to save face.

Man na man. Churchill can have 50 more kids if he wants but Tonto can't.

As you can tell, I'm not on her side at all. Any violent female that can also lie about the payment of her dowry is not a human being. She's a maniac.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Man Suspended For Asking His Priest Why People Suffer When God Exists by HumanistMike(m): 11:09am On Sep 25, 2017
He asked a common sense question but forgot that you have to leave your brain at the door before you come into church.

The priest had no answers for him and the church management knows he is bad for business hence his suspension. The priest was probably thinking "how dare this young man try to disturb my means of livelihood? I will not take it!".

Soon the young man will realise religion is just a tradition. Lots of traditions don't make sense but people are afraid to say so.

Most people that don't understand the dumbness of religion are not to be blamed. They were initiated into the religions from birth and have been brainwashed ever since. Some may open their eyes and some may not.

People that can't reason properly will feel asking such questions about the Christian God makes you a Muslim or Atheist or Pagan. Not to worry though. Must people have low IQs so you shouldn't expect much from them.

FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by HumanistMike(m): 6:08pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
The guy should have restrained her ass and he call the police not the other way round .. but Then again the law most,y favours ladies more
To restrain her, he needs to touch her. If he touched her, that would have been domestic violence.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by HumanistMike(m):
Smart man. Always be recording these females. They lie for a living.

This is how it will play out.

~The baby mama will leave the house right there with the police provided the baby mother doesn't live there at the moment. If she lives there, then depending on the state, the man will have to give the baby mama about 1 month notice before she packs out.

~That girl CANNOT lay claim to that house AT ALL AT ALL because they are not married!

~All she can do is make a domestic violence claim but the smart man videoed every. She claims he hit her face but the 8 min video shows no marks, no sign of pain or lumps on her face.
If the man is ruthless, he can sue her for filing a false case on him.

~Her other power is to try to deny him visitation right to his child. Again the video is solid because it proves the girl is a violent liar so the judge will at least grant him 50:50 visits since the baby is an infant.

The man wins twice;
1. He didn't marry her. Smart men don't get married in western countries. Marriage abroad is like giving a woman a loaded gun. She may not shoot you but why take that chance?

2. He videoed everything.
SportsRe: Adegboye Onigbinde And Anne's Marriage Dissolved By Court After 30 Years by HumanistMike(m): 2:43pm On Sep 21, 2017
Good one. No man should manage a woman. If you are not happy in the union, kick her out. Don't excuse a female's excesses. You don't owe her. She has to act like an adult and be responsible for herself.

Guys let this be a lesson. Do not marry a female that will want you to setup a business for her. You are not a Microfinance bank. Let her get her own job/business.

Men do not owe women!
CelebritiesRe: Yung6ix's DJ (Timmy) Responds To Akororo's Warning by HumanistMike(op): 8:52pm On Sep 15, 2017
OKorowanta:
At least now,Akpororo and d rest comedians go know d difference between joke and joke silva.
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Yung6ix's DJ (Timmy) Responds To Akororo's Warning by HumanistMike(op): 2:46pm On Sep 15, 2017
starboy86:
This small boy get pride die.
It's not pride. It's confidence.
CelebritiesYung6ix's DJ (Timmy) Responds To Akororo's Warning by HumanistMike(op): 2:32pm On Sep 15, 2017
When asked about Akpororo's response to what he said, Dj Timmy went in hard again saying, 'I was only joking, you know a joke is not always funny if its about you. I just wanted to say something extreme so that he can feel the wayI felt and the way fans of Yungsix felt when he made his own joke'.

Don't you think your own joke was a bit too extreme we asked and he said, 'no, a joke is a joke, that's why we call it a joke. There's nothing like a joke is too far. We shouldn't be selfish and self centered. I don't know Akpororo, I don't know his wife, I don't know anybody, I just wanted to say something extreme that will get to him because of how I was feeling at that point in time'.


He also says he owes Akpororo no apology. In his words, 'I'm a comedian, a hypeman and a Dj there's nothing to apologise for and I cannot focus on social media comments of people that are frustrated and depressed'.


Then he went on to explain how he'll react if he meets Akpororo at at event. 'I don't owe him any apology, but if should come at me with violence, I'll give him violence. If he comes at me with peace, I'll give him the peace. I don't have anything to say to him because I was just joking. I was under the umbrella of jokes' he said.


Dj Timmy also said he got thumbs up from a lot of A-list musicians, 'do you know how many A-list musicians called me to say 'nice one'?. That's why I can't be focusing on social media trolls. I went to Kings College Lagos, I was bullied all my life, I was abused all my life, so I've developed a thick skin to it. Internet trolls can't get through to me'.





THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PREDICTED IT TO FOLLOW THROUGH (https://www.nairaland.com/4039484/akpororo-reacts-yung6ixs-djs-accusations#60234444)
AKPORORO HAS NOTHING TO HOLD ON TO HERE. HE SHOULD JUST TAKE THIS "L" AND LET THIS MATTER DIE. SOON BOBRISKY MAY POST A PIC OF HIS CAP OR SOMETHING AND THE MEDIA WILL HAVE ANOTHER STORY TO FEAST ON.

AKPORORO, IN THE MEAN TIME, HAVE A SEAT, TAKE THE "L" AND LEARN YOUR LESSON!!

Fynestboi MissyB3

PoliticsRe: Presidency Endorses KICK AGAINST RAPE (season 4) In Port Harcourt by HumanistMike(m): 4:32pm On Sep 14, 2017
Hope it covers female-on-male rape.
CrimeRe: Oau Union Clash: "I Defended Myself With A Broken Bottle To Avoid Rapè." Sug Vp by HumanistMike(m):
The female is being typical by playing the rap.e and molestation card...albeit in a stupid way. How was she going to be rape.d in such a gathering? She's over reaching here.

She tried to be a bully by attempting to commit murder so her only refuge is to claim self defence.

The DOS should file charges of attempted murder on her. She has to be taught a lesson.

No female should attack a male. A well raised female will never fight a man. There is never a reason for a female to attack a man with a broken bottle.

This is what happens when these guys allocate a slot to a female. There should be no affirmative action in politics. That female VP got that slot because of her gender. This causes the wrong people to win the elections. ALL SLOTS HAVE TO BE OPEN TO BOTH GENDERS. NO SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS.
EducationRe: OAU Management Suspends Vice-president And Social Director Of Student Union by HumanistMike(m): 12:43pm On Sep 09, 2017
It's a good thing the school suspended them.

She's desperately trying to spin in such that she can play the victim but it's hard to explain why you should break a bottle and attack a man with it. You attempted to take his life and he defended himself.

This VP should be in a cell right now facing attempted murder charges. She's reckless and violent.

No woman should ever lay a finger on a man. Only female barbarians fight men.
CelebritiesRe: Akpororo Reacts To Yung6ix's DJ's Accusations About His Wife, Sex & Abortions by HumanistMike(m): 9:22pm On Sep 08, 2017
maasoap:
You are the one who needs to think and be clear here. In your first post that I quoted, you said that he could tell the judge that he was joking.
So?

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