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Mixed reactions have trailed the current resumption date of FUTO mid semester break as students foretell that the institution might not resume on April 24th 2017 as foretold by the school management. Some group of students claimed that they have strong faith that the institution will resume on 24th owing to the fact that they resumption date has been shifted twice and they don’t think it will be shifted again as the school calendar will be affected greatly.

Another group claimed that the school might not resume on the said date as no concrete arrangement gas been made to ensure students return to campus. According to them, no repairs have been done on the destroyed buildings; the reason for the protest which caused the shut down of the school is yet to be addressed by the management. What’s your take, do you think FUTO will resume on 24th April?

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The Academic Staff Union of Universities, University of Ibadan chapter, has declared a one-week warning strike over illegal pension deductions, fractional salary payments and non-payment of supervision allowance.

The decision was taken on Tuesday at a congress convened by the union and presided over by its chairman, Dr. Deji Omole. The News Agency of Nigeria reports that members also complained over excessive deductions from their March salaries.

The management of the university was also alleged to have failed to declare the Internally Generated Revenue profile of the university.

According to Omole, the warning strike is, therefore, to compel the university administration to address the issues which ASUU said bordered on the welfare of its members who are being owed since 2010.

“The congress of ASUU, UNIBADAN, at its meeting of 4th April, 2017, having received permission from the national body of the union, hereby, declares a one-week warning strike.

“The warning strike will commence from 12:01 midnight of Tuesday, 4th April, to 12:00 midnight of Tuesday, 11th April, 2017.

“The congress of the union maintains that the failure of the university administration to satisfactorily resolve all the issues will force the union to proceed on a comprehensive and total strike,” said Omole.

The congress, which was well attended, was also addressed by the national delegates of ASUU, which included professors Mahmood Lawan from Kano; Tony Monye-Emina from Benin; and Bebe Sese from Port Harcourt.

NAN recalls that the union had in a congress resolution in March, warned the university management to address its grievances bordering on reversal of illicit deductions and non-payment of promotion arrears.

The three non-academic staff unions of the institution had also been on strike since March 13, grounding administrative activities in the institution. (NAN)

Hon. Engr. Solomon Adaelu Education Endowment/Scholarship Fund, invites the indigent students of the Obingwa/Osisioma/Ugwunagbo Federal Constituency who are interested in obtaining the 2017 JAMB FORM to proceed to the following;

*their Traditional Rulers,
*Local Government Area Chairmen of Ugwunagbo, Osisioma and Obingwa
*Hon. Solomon Adaelu Constituency Office at 295 Aba-Owerri Road, Aba, Abia State, to collect forms (Free of Charge), that will enable them to be registered for the UTME 2017 Examination.

All completed forms must be returned on or before 9th of April, 2017 to the various points of collection or the Constituency office. Note, please attach photocopy of O’level Results and two recent passport photographs.

Signed:
Dr. Ikechukwu Nwabeke,
Chairman, Ad-Hoc Committee.

JAMB has now reduced the number of UTME questions candidates are expected to answer. We also brought you a report that JAMB also reduced the amount of UTME time. We will now explain the new format below;

Following up with our earlier publication, which confirmed that JAMB has now reduced the number of exam questions and time, we have decided to give you a bit more details.

So the 2017 UTME Questions & Time Format will now be as follows;

Total Number of Questions: 180
Time to answer all questions: 2 Hours
Use of English: 60 Questions
Other 3 Subjects: 40 Questions Each

This is to inform all newly admitted Undergraduate Students into the University of Jos for the 2016/2017 Academic Session that the processes of on-line registration and physical screening have commenced.

Fresh Students can commence the process of the online registration after which they should present themselves for physical screening at the University. The exercise will take place from Monday 27th March, 2017 to Friday 7th April, 2017.

All Fresh Students are advised to pay the Pre-Registration Charge of Twenty-Five Thousand Naira (N25,000.00) only, when they have met the minimum requirement for the programme that they have been admitted into as contained in the 2016 Jamb Brochure.

They are to pay the balance of Twenty Thousand Naira (N20, 000.00) School Charges only after they have obtained their clearance from their respective faculties.

All Students are strongly advised to be wary of unsolicited approaches from fraudsters under the guise of rendering them assistance. They should also avoid patronizing road side Business Centers for any transaction pertaining the University of Jos as the University will not be held liable for any breach in such transaction.

For further information on the registration procedures, please visit the university’s website at www.mis.unijos.edu.ng

The management of Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta (FUNAAB) has released the lecture timetable for 2016/2017 academic session.

The time-table contains lecture schedule for both first and second semester. It also contains dates, times and venues.

The details of the timetable are contained on the attached PDF below;

I went to waec office.. I was told to pay 10k for it to be corrected.. 10k with lots of credentials I've not even heard of..

I urgently need advice on this please, my full names are OKORO CHIZOBA ALEXIS.. BUT One of my names was spelt wrongly on my waec certificate as 'chizoRA' instead of 'chizoBA' I want to know if it will affect my departmental clearance in d university. Or if an affidavit will be accepted.. (Futo)

Please guys comment...

Good.? The pressure will be too much for student on resumption, especially d freshers.. Choi! I pity those freshers.

This is to inform all students of federal university of technology, and the general public that the mid-semester break which commence on Friday, February 17, 2017 has been further extended by another three (3) weeks with effect from Monday, March 13, 2017.

The extension is to enable management make adequate preparationspreparations for the resumption of academic activities for the 2016/2017 harmattan semester.

This is to inform all students of federal university of technology, and the general public that the mid-semester break which commence on Friday, February 17, 2017 has been further extended by another three (3) weeks with effect from Monday, March 13, 2017.

The extension is to enable management make adequate preparationspreparations for the resumption of academic activities for the 2016/2017 harmattan semester.

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Please guys, the newly updated whatsapp seems a lil bit complicated, the usual contact list icon no more included.. HOW CAN I CHECK MY CONTACTS LIST WITH THE NEWLY UPDATED WHATSAPP.?

DonCortino:
Lol, I noticed that too.

That symbol before the call icon is where they are.

I've u figure out how.?

Please guys, the newly updated whatsapp seems a lil bit complicated, the usual contact list icon no more included.. HOW CAN I CHECK MY CONTACTS LIST WITH THE NEWLY UPDATED WHATSAPP.?

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BEFORE EXAM/TEST:-

*Keep up with your work
*Don't cram at the last second
*Complete a mock test
*Do not multi-task while studying
*Think about how the exam look like
*Find a group of dedicated students with whom to study *Keep your days open in class
*Review your class notes everyday
*Take notes on the course readings
*Make sure to get plenty of sleep

THE D-DAY

*Develop a good 'morning-of' routine
*Glance over the entire questions before you commence *Use the process of elimination on multiple-choice and matching questions.
* Leave the most time-consuming problems for the end
* Show as much work as possible
* See if there is a way to draw a picture or otherwise create a visual description of the question you are trying to answer
*

You've felt it: that afternoon slump when you can't keep your eyes open at work. The best way to deal with that type of drowsiness is to ensure you get enough good quality sleep at night, thus preventing the drowsiness in the first place. However, if you still find yourself drowsy, you can make a few lifestyle changes to increase your energy overall, as well as use a few tricks to up your alertness when drowsiness does hit you.

Method One of Three:

GETTING ENOUGH GOOD SLEEP:-

* SLOW DOWN ON CAFFEINE :-Caffeine is great to wake you up in the morning. However, it can also keep you up at night. Stop drinking caffeine within 4 to 6 hours of going to bed to reduce the chance of it keeping you awake at night.
* SKIP THE CIGARETTES:- Nicotine keeps you awake, so quitting smoking is a must if you want better sleep. Also, your cravings may be keeping you awake or making you more restless at night.
*CHECK YOUR PILLS:- Certain medications can keep you awake, such as antidepressants and asthma medications. Ask your doctor if your pills could be keeping you up, and he or she may be able to help rearrange your medications for more restful sleep. [3]
Get your exercise in. Studies show that exercisers tend to sleep better. However, the actual act of exercising wakes you up because it releases cortisol into your body, so you should exercise earlier in the day to sleep better.
* DON'T EAT A LARGE MEAL BEFORE BED:- To help you sleep, don't try to eat a huge amount just before sleeping, as problems such as indigestion can keep you up. Try to eat larger meals at least a couple of hours before going to sleep.
*KEEP A SLEEP SCHEDULE:- Your body likes routine. If you go to bed every night at the same time and wake up at the same time everyday, your body knows when it needs to get sleepy and when it needs to be awake. Stick to your schedule even on weekends, and you'll have more restful nights.
One way to keep yourself on schedule is to set an alarm or reminder to tell you to go to bed. That way, you won't stay up past your bedtime without noticing.
If you're having trouble getting enough sleep, try going to bed a little earlier every night until you're getting the recommended 7 to 8 hours of sleep.
* TURN OFF THE LIGHT:- When you go to sleep, you need to keep out all light from your bedroom, including any sunlight or streetlights. Try light-blocking curtains to block out outside light, and cover your bedside clock to block out its light.
* SHUT OUT NOISE:-Turn off radios and televisions, but also remove items that cause minor noises, such as your laptop computer if it tends to make any kind of noise. If you can't keep out the noise, put in earplugs to drown it out.
*KICK YOUR PETS OUT:- While your kitty might like to curl up at the foot of your bed, a pet's nighttime movements can wake you up. If you find yourself waking up often because of your pets, you may need to shut them out of your bedroom.
* WIND DOWN BEFORE BED:- That is, power down your screens about an hour before you go to sleep. The lights of electronic devices keep your brain alert, rather than letting it shut down for the night.
* TAKE NOTE OF YOUR WORRIES:- If you lay awake thinking about who you need to call or what you need to do tomorrow, trying writing a few notes about it before bed, including a plan of action. That way, you can let your mind relax and go to sleep.

Method Two of Three:

Using Everyday Healthiness to Stay Alert
Drink enough fluid. Dehydration can make you feel tired, so be sure to drink water frequently, especially when your body is telling you it's thirsty.

To help you get enough water, remember that coffee, tea, and even fruit juice count as part of your total.
To spice up your water, try drinking sparkling water with a slice of orange or lemon in it.
Focus your lunch on protein, vegetables, and complex carbohydrates. While it may be tempting to reach for a candy bar after lunch, the sugar in it may be your downfall for the afternoon slump. Instead, try complex carbohydrates such as whole grains, vegetables, and fruits, paired with a lean protein such as fish or chicken.
Protein is also connected to regulating your body's alertness, so a meal high in protein can help you feel more energized and alert. Protein raises tyrosine levels in your body rather than tryptophan levels, and tyrosine gives you more energy. Eating too many carbohydrates at once does the opposite.
Change your position. Try bringing your shoulders up, so your whole body is straighter. Leaning over can make you sleepier.
Another option is a position that requires you to balance yourself. For instance, some people use yoga ball chairs to improve their balance, but they can also help keep you awake.
Don't stay on one task too long. Staying on one task only for hours at a time can lead you to brain burn out and sleepiness. Instead, switch tasks if you notice your brain is wearing out. It will help keep you more alert.

Method Three of Three:

Using Tricks to Jolt Yourself When You're Feeling Sleepy
* DRINK SOME CAFFEINE:- Caffeine does work to keep you awake by blocking adenosine, a neurotransmitter designed to tell your cells to wind down.
However, because caffeine doesn't work as well the more you use it, try to only drink it every once in a while, rather than every day.
Start with something lighter on the caffeine, such as green tea. If you need something stronger, black tea and coffee both have more caffeine.
* STRETCH YOUR BODY:- You are limited in your office as to how much stretching you can do, but you can perform a few simple stretches.
For instance, pull your hands together behind your back, stretching out the front of your body. Breathe deeply for a few seconds, then let go of your hands. Do it a couple of times in a row.
Try stretching out your hips. Turn in your chair until you are facing to the left. Lift your right leg out behind you, stretching it straight. Try to keep the top half of your body sitting up straight. Repeat the stretch a couple of times, and then turn to do it with the other leg.
* USE SCENTS:- That is, try a wax-melting system in your office or use essential oils. Scents such as peppermint, eucalyptus, and lemon can help keep you alert.
*GET OUT OF YOUR CHAIR:- Some offices will let you work at a standing desk, which increases movement and alertness. If that doesn't sound like something you'd want, try moving around when you take breaks. Get up and take a short walk to increase your alertness.
You'll do even better if you can step outside for a few minutes in the sun, as it sends signals to your body to wake up.
* TRY AN ENERGY BOOSTING SUPPLEMENT:- Most supplements rely on calories, stimulants, or nutrients that affect how your body metabolizes energy. You're getting energy from your power lunch, and caffeine is a stimulant. However, if you still need a boost, you might try a supplement that focuses on boosting your metabolizing, with ingredients such as creatine, CoQ10, B vitamins, and taurine.
* TRY A SHORT CAT NAP:- If you have the space and the time, try taking a short 10 to 20 minute nap over your lunch break. These types of naps can help refresh your brain without causing drowsiness. In fact, it's natural to feel some afternoon drowsiness. At about 7 hours after you wake up in the morning, your body calls for a break, and a short nap can help fulfill that need.

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