hadizadeezy:
Nah you know I can't do that

JUST FOR YOU:


A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl asked
her to lie to his mum when he takes her home
that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum
had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would
never accept her once she knows she is an Igbo
girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the
boyfriend's mum. She asked her what her name
was and she said 'Bisi' but not without her
characteristic thick igbo accent. The boy's
tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was
getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the
igbo tone and she said: 'what a lovely name,
your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi, his
Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name is
Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?' She was
confused and she replied Ndubisi...the woman
fainted. Abeg no be bisi she be too?

lol... Cant stop lafin. Klockbisi... Deezybisi..

mrklock:
fellow Nairalanders and my family. Mrklock is released from his ban, i owe you guys alot.

My real niggah, a hommie, a brother and a dawg Obeenah40 you have shown your loyalty. no more troubles.

TAGS. obeenah40
humblemigg
isahalbash
skimkreative
xenation
hadizadeezy
olumose001
barackodam
benjam76

i thank you all.

Mrklock is back... U're welcome back sire.

sundayakasdy:


either reliable or rumor.......
Cus somebody have gues this very same statement

sure nah... Still waiting for more reliable sources...

obeenah40:



Lol. And after the marriage una go born e-children

hahaha... Nairaland children...

Ozigielsan:
NEWS FROM ABU ZARIA. #Senate building
SOME people are spreading d rumour dat admission list
has been cancelled, members of d senate bulding say dat
all dis is fake news they remove d admission checking
becouse of d following reason
1. They upload d list with out specifying sbrs student
and jambite.
2. During registration you must come along with your
sbrs result or post utme slip, and some of sbrs student
they write post ume while some are not, so 4 those dat
write d post ume they dont now from where they gate
admission is it from sbrs result or from post jamb. So
ABU THEY ARE STILL WORKING ON DIS ERROR

reliable source...

kingtunmibuild:
kai mio le rerin tan ooo......e-pastor dat miss Arva.e-ursher na catalyst4real...nairaland na our e-church or mosque.....so we collect e-offering.......and finally E-honeyMOON.(^_^)

lwkmd.... Na Abu we go do our honeymoon.
Chai.. I dey tremble.

kingtunmibuild:
V.gr8ful @migg miss u tho especially dt ur joke and tink dizadezy nd u wunt do the d E-WEDDING widout informing me.ehn ehn pls hire me for d MC i beg na free no charge.......bt odas cus of next tym if u want me for ur e-WEDDING i dnt collect money cus i hate am na GOLD i prefer (<^ ^> i no collect big GOLD just 69kg . wit dat am satisfied.
tank u am ur boi@kingtunmibuild.

lol... No problem. We go inform u. Obeenah is going to be our e-best man on dat e-wedding day. 4 dat gold, even if u won charge me with gold. i go thief my swthrt's e-jewelleries give u.. *hope she no dey ear sha* And dont 4get to come with d set of e-drums in ur profile pix.
Na E-skelewu dance we go dance dat E-day.
Kreative, nai go bring the e-food and do d e-serve.


Everything na online we go do am..

kingtunmibuild:
pls abusites i need an advix for my fwend d guy said if d skul he applied for give him anoda course apart frm d course he applied for bt d person he knw at d skul gave him assuranc in next year jamb dat dey wil giv him d one he applied if he do jamb next year....and d guy also applied for d skul pre degree so both pre degree nd d skul gav him admission but d skul gav him anoda course.....should he go to skul to study d course nd do jamb next year or go for pre degree nd do jamb.....
note dat d person he knw at d skul z d BURSER OF DAT SKUL....TANXZ.

my opinion... He shld forget about predegree and go for the course he was given. A bird at hand worth many in the bush. Who knows if there's where his success lies. But if he still have an inevitable passion for his desired course, he may try another jamb while still runing d previous one. It wont be easy though. I pray God should guide him in making the right choice.

hadizadeezy:
the same as no Admission offered YET!

lol... tell me itz a joke.

jabdulhamid97:
just unhappy wrote abu putme 2013 and was given medicine but could not go coz of my chemistry. aftermaking my waec with sweet grade and took abu putme 2014 I was given physiology.wtf........??

hmm... I am happy 4 u my brother. Many people are out there strugling to get chance to read physiology. Rather they were left with 'no admission is given yet' just say Alhamdulillah... And Allah will shower you with more blessing. Do not panic, he knows what is good for you. Lookin forward to meeting you during reg. *Gods willing*

obeenah40:
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I Remain Loyal Sir.


God Knows why HE didn't make Humans MINI gods Over themselves...

I pray God Helps Us All

amen

obeenah40:



I remain Loyal sir

Bt....

Humblemigg/ hybeemigg


RESPECT BOSS!!

i still remain my humble self sire... No envy, no comotion. Having missed most of my family here, i am back with full love.

If any ill-mannered gold-diggers are in the forum.
I pretend they didn't exist.

Still remain my humble self.... Come back with peace.. I mean *peace#.

hadizadeezy:
Ibrahim/humblemigg

lolz migg nooni.

Obeisance to Obeenah who has been d back bone of the thread for so long

my wormly greetings to Hadizadeezy the most honourable and respected lady in the bulding...

Kudos to all sugar and honey of the thread Mr kreative, Catalyst4real, Abuklaw, Barackdam d don, Lirunsehn, Valentyobe, Sundayakasdy, Alexsmith, Meestique, Kingtunmibuid, Benjam, Xenation, Anulux and others... Keep the ball rolling.

wait o..

where is Humblemigg?
Isahalbash nko?
and Mrklock?

Oh they were sent an exile? Eyaaa... There is God o.