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Tallysmallz:
LOL, i get you

and nah... I know what staying in this place entails...
can we fight? Me and you

Sure we can,but its not going to be a fair fight even though you are light skinned.

Who's this ass hole that commented last on the previous page

Reyginus:
Are we going to have the first battle of 2016? Dave and Hydrogen keep it up. Or you can.

Dave is someone that follows anything that wears skirt even wrappers

I wouldn't want to Battle a WomanRapper

daveP:
Hey, this is an NL world and as much as I respect guys in this section, I can still express myself freely. Don't make a fool of yourself. Your opinion is GarbageCity bound. swerve pls.

All these excuse can be summarise in one word.......Womanizer
Who has your respect even Epp?

joseph1832:
Lanicky, how come you like showing your ass in your pics... Don't tell me that's the only thing you have to show?

At least guys like Joseph are active in here.Am not hating on you or anything but if you wanna do that shît locate the Romance section, I'll draw you a map if I have too or better still Joseph will take you there

66Kazna99:
We've never been on the same page or ANY for that matter/
Read my verses just so you git smarter cos Fûck the chit chatter/
I ain't doing Physics experiments when I say your atoms & molecules git shattered/
There's nothing exceptional being The lightest element.../
You're not the brightest in a room, ... 0 Oz. of intelligence/

(where's the bug spray for these insects?)

. A Reminder
--------------------------------------------------------------


You still mad at me,I thought we have passed this stage

I guess I was wrong cos it's obvious you dey craze

Hope you recognized you're nothing but my boy,if you can't stand me then you better fall

Seems to have forgotten what I did to you when you dared

Cos by the time you start Dialling 911 from hell,Am sure it will ring a bell

You're nothing but a joke,a funny cartoon character and a slow poke

So Tom Riddle me this ,how you gonna escaped my rapping spell when it possess the Magic words?

A predator I corner you like a Hawk

And you end up confuse looking left and right at the same time like its 3:15 O'clock

Then leave you with stitches just to show I could end your life if I wish

cos I got the killer switch.

Tallysmallz:

Hope you didn't take it personal. You have to understand that the weed some niggas are taking hasn't been discovered yet

dj5naira:
Good 2.

Thank You

daveP:
Hulo been a while.

daveP:
I've been good and sitting alone on the table meant for two for so long. Chat me up....

Some guys will never script a single bar......but will come from nowhere and follow a lady shamelessly around

JigsawKillah:
Who's Asswipe though?

Do not you know your moderator name again........the way you defending him am beginning to think your AirMark himself

Reyginus:
You still don't get this one. Understand the word my problem and you'd have no problem with it.

well I guess that settles it....Just as Elymaximus said take it easy o.A problem shared is a problem half solve hoped I've help on your target.

Tallysmallz:
Alright, thank you! @Hydrogen.

Test one... Two... Three...



Hey dont underate this lass/
who for so long is been studying the game, no class/
.....i mean ya'all got a phobia for nasty thoughts, i'm here to give a good head, like a babe giving BJs to a chap/!
So they call it flow for rank, i call it tit for tat/
Mess with me and get your life blown with a bullets from my gats/!
Tally so fly, Ya all niggas sky-diving/
Your swags swack mehn/
Taking alapkomeji's shoeless pics is the only way ya get a nice outfit/!

I You got the element of surprise.......well done
You just need a proper build up/set up so that you punches will be more effective.....keep it up

66Kazna99:
I can't tell if you're an Ant or Antelope/
Your brain is sick, so sit back & relax while I bring you the antidote/

Actually am Hydrogen since you can't read/Due to your cheap Myopia rhymes like DJ5naira you the one that's sick

Am the first element in the periodic table hope you recognise/You will never predict my rhymes cos I got the Element of surprise

66Kazna99:
... Still doing gangster rap?... In the 21st century? I dunno who's worse, you or Drake? Neanderthal.

For once we are on the same page(not literally) I will kill you,I will kill you rap is just not real anymore...it never was
Seriously I am trying the realistic type of rap this days cos there's nothing fantastic about generics.

Reyginus:
Dude, every guy is not like that. Get this. Right now my problem is making money and not laying women.

Food For Thought

1.So what type of guy are you seeing women as bad omen?
2.Since when is laying with women classified as problem?
3.So assuming you got a wife or gf and then financial issue comes won't you solve them?
4.I am a virgin myself but how may minute will a round take?
5.Suppose you the angle sent to Mary won't you lay with her for God sake?
You just pretending,guys like you will suck it indoors from any vendor like milk shake........Then clean their mouth and say its a mistake

Reyginus:
Yes I'm sure. I'm not that kind of dude. I believe it should be a precondition to partake in such. Are you going to give your 50,000 to a person without a Profile picture and claims to be a female? Shouldn't there be a clue to really know a person it's what she's in such a contest?

But your not giving her 50,000 bro.
I know your smart but think about it,how does a profile picture signify ones gender....For all i know GIYAZZ might have gotten that picture from instagram,,maybe he wants the post

Tallysmallz:
Wow!


I cant believe i finally summoned courage to sign up after many months of 'guesting' arround the forum! LOL



Hi, i'm new here.

OK lemme be the first to welcome you
This is the rap section it consist of 3major active thread
1.Flow For Rank Aka FFR
2.NL Rap Battle Chat Room
3.2(two) line diss
so you highly welcome

Reyginus:
Lol. I hope so.

What is that on her tit,sorry I mean teeth.....no offence

Reyginus:
I'm not even concerned about her beauty but just her photo. I don't care if she's ugly or pretty.

You sure?talk true o .....then why did you wanted to see the picture

66Kazna99:
Exhibit K (Exhibit A Transformations)


Yea
When Compared to Paayne who's a ape brained niggęr/
I'm described as the antidote & pain killer/
Intelligence neural receptors, accepting inception, reconnect pathways with corrections, I'm the brain splitter/
My brain so insane/
My fiery thoughts could have you spontaneously combust when you start to feel the flames /
The Joker I poke ya poker face with 100 needles, needless to say my torture rap could torture wacks with no torture rack till you'll Feel the pain/
I get obsessively compulsive/
When I finger snap, my brain synapses & pathways collapses sending self destructive impulses till this Imp convulses/
I guess it's horribly bad, being in your shoes/
No matter what you do you're still fated to Lose/
Your mentality level is of a Mole-Rat
You're a lame competitor, compared you're a prey to a predator, Arctic pole, I'm a Cold Cat /
So take a seat, take a sip o' this/
Hater sit, take a diss/
Lyrical bullets, you take a hit/
My hater's pissed cos all his lasers missed/
Punchlines, I'll make a fist/
Light you up, I blaze a spliff/
True Villain of the Cyphers, come through killing off these fake writers & biters posing as fighters, I'm on my Darth Vader shít/
I'm the best of the best/
flyer than the next of the rest, with an S on my chest I could laser beam a X on ya vest/
Borne Supremacy , I was born a supremely superior Authority figure/
You a wack rapping, crack snacking Minority niggęr/
I'm the Black Jack The Ripper /
splitting niggas & clowns in the crown, up & down like gowns without the Zipper//
Mortal Kombat, I'm Stryker without the gat/
Kung Lao without the hat/
I'll have your back stabbed & your ąss snapped & I ain't talking Pictures//
Extraterrestrial bars from Mars heavy, better check the Richter/
This Loser flaming & blaming, claiming the victim meanwhile I'm made Victor/
I claim victory/
Even the goddess Nike wanna git with me/
Styling on you on my killing spree when I'm Spitting free/
You're just pained cos you sound like a menstruating bítch to me/
So take this dick like my last bítch on her birthday, this is a gift from me/
(Karma, you take what you give to me)
... And on the seventh day... (radiance)

I wish nairaland has a dislike button
What a waste of fûcking space

66Kazna99:
Kazna been schooling you students without the Masters/
You bastards ain't nothing but wack turds who'll end up in plasters/

what happened to your 69kazna Mosaic trash/Due to your failure as a rapper you changed to 66Kazna99 ...shame

I told you the 11th journal would get fûcked up/Just go back to watching naruto....cos you will never cope

dj5naira:
You're just a restless nuisance/ are you not pissed what Saw is doin' to ur ass? or are you that senseless, rodent/
You're losin' form....look at the careless student/

See who's giving advice/A stagnant rapper that need Christ

Cos you need to change/Still insignificant at this your age

JigsawKillah:


Nigga getting emotional just cause I dissed him mom/ this is strong
If your father has any brains... He'd call your mom like... Woman, this isn't my son!

You bars getting senseless as time pass on/while am script speaking loud nouns...oxymorons...So know now...you're a morôn

And nigga as your about to drop dead without a hint/It because I have given you a death sentence as I spit

JigsawKillah:
I've made some bad decisions... Like went to a church, instead of a bible... I brought the llama/
I was high when I fûcked that slowpoke with an ocean caled pûssy... Didn't know she was your mama/

Your first line and second line doesn't relate at all/Your just a toy who got hanged by a God

I've replace the ceiling fan,feel free to swinging to and fro from like a Pendulum/
I know you enjoying the view from up there being great full but sincerely,don't mention

JigsawKillah:
I've made some bad decisions... Like went to a church, instead of a bible... I brought the llama/
I was high when I fûcked that slowpoke with an ocean caled pûssy... Didn't know she was your mama/

Look at that awful trash called rap /Writing undictionized words just to rhyme/

Your nothing but a stagnant rapper....just so you know/
Even if you wear your sister mensuration pad you still won't flow/

Are sure you wanna bring family into this? plenty camel toe to go round

JigsawKillah:
Nigga, you're pained and shît/ don't lemme blaze ya quick/
Slugs come through your hand like you tryna play with dîcks

Middle finger to your face/
Just in case you think i mean fûck you,that's a mistake

Actually that's the size of your Dîck/She said your 10 fingers on her breast/But you where still fîngering her in between her Leg......Logic

JigsawKillah:
Sorry?

Nigga Fûck You
Am not scared of Ban
Am not scared of AssWipe

JigsawKillah:
Every bar I brew, can sell/ dopeheads look and tell/
But I ain't exchanging bars with dudes who can't spell

You're declaring flow and spell/
With your cheap rhyming you shouldn't be classified as Men

I see the look on your face you're feeling my rhyme and your asking for more/
Buh am only here to arrest you like God arrested Saul/

REALITY
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He was about to go fûck the sun

Buh his condom melted before he could put it in

Only to wake up and find out It was only a dream
In reality no one gives a fûck Even if they hear ones scream

No,not at all this can't be Heliophobia

Maybe he was just scared of his own burial

He held on ,He was like hit me harder foe

Cos a little pain does not hurt anymore
That reminds him of the pain she must have felt

When he left her with a son to repair the damage like a broken T.V screen

Just so he summited his C.V for a Job interview and wasn't even screened

Neglects all,Rap was he's only comfort Buh mama wanted him to be a doctor

He was good so nigga teased him that who the fûck you rapping for?

For the girl he left,for the pain he felt,for the lost he won,and for dreaming about his sun

Fast forward,Made it big,bye gone be gone

Now MCs tryna compete,tryna make him regret his past in their bars

But he told them i will never tell you sorry cos it's already an apology when you rap

Until this day when he speaks his script MCs drop dead without a hint
Like he gave them a death sentence as he spits

Doesn't need a calendar cos his end of days is still far

Maybe he drank from the fountain or something

Buh know if you didn't feel this your on a long thing

JigsawKillah:
I'm using this medium to inform as well as plead with the pioneers and visitors of this section that my friend and sister, Lanicky is partaking in the ongoing Miss NL competition. Check her out at www.Nairaland.com/Lanicky please do endeavor to vote for her when the main show kicks off.

Hey,Son of a Bîtch you will pay for what you did your nothing but a waste of Devil's semèn

with every inch of my body I will forever hate you.

FlawlessKAYvenom:
Niggaz swear to god, they fina rip the microphone
I swear they could go gold if they bought a
herringbone
They need knee-pads, looking at my style cuz I'ma
be bad
I swear it's sop DOPE, I had to check into a rehab
Never nervous, MC's are worthless, put down your
pencil
My instrumental, will cramp your style like a
menstrual
scenario, it's time for your mothafuckin burial
I'll murder you and burn your promotional
material
genetically and alphabetically, I'm the thickest
And theoretically, poetically, I'm the sickest
MY bic is, scribblin, yo it ain't no riddlin
If rap was defense, I'll have Kobe double dribblin
I'll leave this mothafucker so hot, it'll be sizzlin
I haven't even started my rain, I'm only drizzlin
I'm unpresentable like pierce needles through your
genetals
In general, I'm known for stealin shows like a
criminal
I'm crucial, mathematically, I'll reduce you
I'll nuce you, i'll shoot your posse even if they
neutral
Yo, don't drink and drive when you choosing my
tape
Is like, cruising on the freeway and losing your
breaks
And the crash will be a crash that will trash your
ass
I'll harass this mothafuckers from the first to the
last
With no immunity, when my tape hits the black
community
Niggaz will put the crack down and start usin me
MY shit enges, average bend downs in inches
My tape so dope, it should've came with two
syringes
I blend this, with no glitches for all you bitches
Last time I got so open, I needed stitches
When every nigga in they Lex and Hyundais heard
this
I leave niggaz quiet than the Sunday service
I can burn anyone stepping in my jurisdiction
Kayvenom, I'm in the house like a shorty on
restriction
I was breakinq diz dudez bones so I started frm d neck(nick)
Dy were rushed to d hospital bt d doc. Left den un-check(cech)
Am in bed with their boos nd dy r all givinq me peck
Even doe m gentle lyk a dove m venom will surely speck

dj5naira:
BuStEd.

What do you call a snake that bite........Venomous

FlawlessKAYvenom:
Niggaz swear to god, they fina rip the microphone
I swear they could go gold if they bought a
herringbone
They need knee-pads, looking at my style cuz I'ma
be bad
I swear it's sop DOPE, I had to check into a rehab
Never nervous, MC's are worthless, put down your
pencil
My instrumental, will cramp your style like a
menstrual
scenario, it's time for your mothafuckin burial
I'll murder you and burn your promotional
material
genetically and alphabetically, I'm the thickest
And theoretically, poetically, I'm the sickest
MY bic is, scribblin, yo it ain't no riddlin
If rap was defense, I'll have Kobe double dribblin
I'll leave this mothafucker so hot, it'll be sizzlin
I haven't even started my rain, I'm only drizzlin
I'm unpresentable like pierce needles through your
genetals
In general, I'm known for stealin shows like a
criminal
I'm crucial, mathematically, I'll reduce you
I'll nuce you, i'll shoot your posse even if they
neutral
Yo, don't drink and drive when you choosing my
tape
Is like, cruising on the freeway and losing your
breaks
And the crash will be a crash that will trash your
ass
I'll harass this mothafuckers from the first to the
last
With no immunity, when my tape hits the black
community
Niggaz will put the crack down and start usin me
MY shit enges, average bend downs in inches
My tape so dope, it should've came with two
syringes
I blend this, with no glitches for all you bitches
Last time I got so open, I needed stitches
When every nigga in they Lex and Hyundais heard
this
I leave niggaz quiet than the Sunday service
I can burn anyone stepping in my jurisdiction
Kayvenom, I'm in the house like a shorty on
restriction
I was breakinq diz dudez bones so I started frm d neck(nick)
Dy were rushed to d hospital bt d doc. Left den un-check(cech)
Am in bed with their boos nd dy r all givinq me peck
Even doe m gentle lyk a dove m venom will surely speck

dj5naira:
BuStEd.

What do you call a snake that bite........Venomous