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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 11:57pm On Apr 12, 2016
Paayne:
#what a Waste of Space..!
By you quoting him,what exactly do you think you've done?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Hydrog3n(m): 5:59pm On Apr 12, 2016
danbrowndmf:
Though the two art cover are not that impressive,but i prefer the second art cover,it way better.
All these guy are not really telling you the truth,maybe because they don't want to offend you.
As for me I don't give Fûck so I tell you the truth.Non of them are qualify or good enough,well you might have put an effort into it I still don't care
Just use something simple,the background don't have to be fake
,cos one look at those pics all I see is photo shop
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m):
66Kazna99:
Omo na Polarbite dey run this thread now. My job is done. OK... (packs suitcase & leaves)
There's no need to coward away/Why depend on him?/The way you and Polar relate/Am sure you guys are gay

Head's up. . . I dig 2 graves cos of when I'll slit He's throat/Guess what . . . Polar will contain them both
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m):
Dumb âss wanna be rapper but don't know what a Homophone maybe/You should stop using cheap rhymes and try multis

This a sample of how I will nail you to the cross my Son/Cos am your God/But you won't rise the 3rd day like a missing sun(son)
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m):
66Kazna99:
I made you disappear before now you're back for more/
I paid for your tuition & subscription with no restriction, clearly your mom's a whóre/
Your stupidity will never have a cure just like Kancer/ I only ask for more when am fûcking your mother

Just know it's not gonna be a Fare fight between us/Cos ma punch will Bleach your face red with your blood
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 11:11pm On Apr 08, 2016
66Kazna99:
How does this even rhyme, seriously? Are people blind or dumb or both?
As old as you are look how you're disgracing your self shamelessly/I intentionly avoid cheap rhymes . . .you can see

So you can't predict what's up my sleeve/Buh your just a hater still living in his mama's crib
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 9:56pm On Apr 08, 2016
66Kazna99:
I swear Hydr0gen is higher than weather balloons.
See this wan

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 9:50pm On Apr 08, 2016
Jumbledwords:
huh What's with these mentions? I no even understand. Paayne, were those lines directed at me? huh 66Kazna99, losun. Hydrog3n, Paayne and I are not the same person and what's this about me getting you banned three times? LOL do tell.
You made AssWipe ban me 3 times

1.Hydrogen9R
2.Hydr0gen
3.HydrogenHertz

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 9:14pm On Apr 08, 2016
Immobulum:
I c/o kanda99...or.... Jumble words... Or hide-rod3nt ...or the 3 of them together...




For ur info




I'm deepthougths...



Deep
Who gives a rat ass if your deepthought/

You're just another gay asking for more/

In my name what you only saw was Rod,

Now you saying your Deep. . .God!!

Using a monicker that state In My buttus /

I've figured you out/

What your indirectly saying is that....

. Rod Deep In My Buttus

Am no gay so you get lost

Immobulum if you mess with my Tail/

You gonna get stuck In My bull Horn /

Maybe you should ask Kazna he's a lost cause
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 2:13pm On Apr 08, 2016
dj5naira:
LMKO!!!
You know I Have to continue schooling my boy. . . .'Kancer' cheesy

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 8:57am On Apr 08, 2016
The same jumbledwords that got me ban 3 times is paayne?

Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 1:21am On Apr 08, 2016
You're the penultimate that has dug his own grave/Messing with me was a grave mistake

Nobody ever invites you to anything occasional/U were even thrown out of your own burial
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 12:06am On Apr 08, 2016
The one punch man using a red glove/

Not to stain my hands with your blood now/


Its amazing how my hands still get dirty/

And my glove doesn't/

They aren't loyal till you get rich/

Got Principle won't wanna hit a bîtch/

Only time I do is when i wanna fist/

Rhymzydmf:
Am steady making money by which i make u standout/
Ma gf love 2 watch me bang her(banger) so she call me knockouts
Nigga I don't give a Hulk about who your smashing/

Without the green in your pocket your nothing/

The harder you try pulling me down to silent ma ropes form/

Would only make me louder like a Church Bell . . . Lord!/

Am now pulling the trigger going ding dong/

Hope you compute where your went wrong/

dj5naira:
H should keep his mouth shut else he gets pronged with object
This gay can keep his pronged object to himself/

Or use it as a fish bait/

Cos your fate would be decided by this vet/

Boxing up these niggas beating them red and white/

Unwrapping there presence like it's that day after Chris Mass night/

AyamDaTwista:
Bleep hydrogen. .he's a bîtch-ass like sleak/
That moment when he didn't realized YAM was is his moniker's/

Be at alert we the Nairalanders are coming to hunt you this YAM festival/

Seems your head gonna be good for pounded Yam/

To be a lil honest I see good hungry rapers with crescent punch line/

I see them awaiting that moment impatiently like its lunch time

66Kazna99:
All these groupies & fans... cheesy Aaagh mo ti popular gan!
But then their is this Sociopath that needs a Jab to his face/

Keeps refreshing nairaland threads day and night cos he dey craze

He should be Cancer not Kazna/

Sorry I meant bastard not Cancer/

He infected Rats with Laser Fever/

This the answer gotten from his mom that's a belly dancer/

What a shît bag he must be sad/

Where is the lad? cos i gonna end him with this light saber.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 8:05pm On Apr 07, 2016
Pervert talking impotent and syringe/When his dick is half it's inch

Your never getting Layed/Buh I'm ma give you this Chick called Casket and she's 6feet deep
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Hydrog3n(m): 8:32am On Apr 06, 2016
AmazingZeus:
handle that game with care,the game is so open and broad that if you lose interest in it you will end up uninstalling the game
How far did you go?
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Hydrog3n(m): 8:26am On Apr 06, 2016
The Wolf Among Us has to be the best tell tale game I've ever played. . . Damn!
Its was long but am through

PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Hydrog3n(m):
Am using etisalat 3.72gb 1000naira
work for all app (even play store) also use it for on-line multiplayer am sure most of you know this.
I might get a ban if I post the settings here.
And also i replied late that because I wanted to confirm if it is still working

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m):
dj5naira:
DJ Switch?
DJ switch na woman na . . . she no fit get chick undecided
see as someone is denying his chick that her Olym-Breastus has fallen lipsrsealed
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
Forking the chief hope I cum in thyme/

While also smoking what left of the burning bush of moses time/

Combination of all that makes me fly like Peter Pan/

A plane site is the best place to make a hide/

Who knows? You might just step on my C4 and may die/

We're not on the same page your story i ended/

And my chapter beginneth/

Am dropping 'em rif rats/

Like a knockout being blown on Chris mass/

Watching a movie with DJ's chick/

All of a sudden she wanna show me her tîts/

After the sin(scene) I was like OMG! Olym-Breastus has fallen/

Clueless nigga still asked what happed/

Funny,he believed mango is used on IPhone instead of Apple/

I agreed am the most banned member on nairaland/

That cos they aren't grasping what I nailed with a hammer now/

Since you still can't comprehend the rhyme I brought/

I'ma put a hot pot of rice on your head now that food for thought/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 7:25pm On Apr 04, 2016
Not every nigga born to lead nor follow/Am the nigga born to be the lone wolf

Am no atheist buh what's the purpose of sacrificing your son/If his only going to wake up three days after being nailed to a cross

Schizophrenic wanna be thug/Solve this enigma after piecing your hearth with my claw/Cos fâgs who hits their heads on the ground always Fight for their god

Saved to rent a house to be on my grind/Only to find out a corp buried deep in the ground

Got depressed Looked vertical /The ceiling calling me/saw some ropes smiling at me/Seems am about to take a swing

Nah...Tired of waiting for the world to end /Amma buy a fûcking trumpet and blow it my self

We don't get to decide our Name/Decide our parent/Decide our religion/Step on my toe then you've decided your own death

Tired of the pûssy money weed logic/Sit your ass down lemme tell you something

Doest matter if am hydro/So you know/If am cruel then God save your soul/Since you don't have a clue

Nigga If there's one thing the street thought me, it's that nobody is here is saver/You have to live for the moment, each and every day . . . the here, the now and the forever
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested In India With Cocaine Worth Of $720k by Hydrog3n(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2016
When you intend to withdraw #500 but withdrew #50000

CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Stuns In Green Pant Suit (photos) by Hydrog3n(m): 3:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
7footre:
N
caught you cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Stuns In Green Pant Suit (photos) by Hydrog3n(m): 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2016
Have seen figure 8
This must be figure 1
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 2:10pm On Mar 28, 2016
olaleye1355:
Lmao,what kind of man have you been with.
Where did you ever hear that the dick is just like the clit.....rotfl

Put a hardworking dick into your mouth with good thorough licking and sipping of the balls to the shaft and superman will rise up to save the day AGAIN. But the pussy has no remedy to make a come back LAZY BY NATURE. So...... No ma,we aint the same!!!
shameless gay that spends all his time on romance section/You will continue to have no likes on your profile picture

You carry a house and call it a head segment/Now I see why your chicks so big filled with sperm residents
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 12:35pm On Mar 28, 2016
olaleye1355:
@polarbite oneluv bro just ffing the thread rules

Polarbite polarbite now where the hell did you get that scar/you remind me of my dog whenever I tell it to "polar bite"

Do u shop rite?,you only chop rice? You are a sick retarded person polarbite/absence of any piece of shaft inbtw your legs harmaphrodyte(male tranny)
I tried looking at your profile pic but your fat cheeks is all I see/You look like one of those pigs that Jesus cast demon into

Making a Gayish pose to get drilled?we have seen your type that's nothing new/Buh even if I was Moses and your ass was the red see I still won't split it into two
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 12:11pm On Mar 28, 2016
Polarbite:
U think by quoting and running after kids makes u a champion.Shame on u cos reading My lyrics wil make u cry lyk ure slicing an onion.U kip talkn abt comic and cartoons.I guess it's ur 1st hearing it cos all u do is soak garri chop wit ur wooden spoon.
Since you like comic you should have known that am the Silver surfer/And here to make you suffer

It's Fantastic 4 how I fûcked your mama with my Silver tuned dîck/And yet you weren't even born with a wooden spoon stick
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 9:57am On Mar 28, 2016
firstEVA:
fine thanks.
Your profile pic na die lipsrsealed

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m):
firstEVA:
grin
Mitchewwww you fall my Hands
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 1:20am On Mar 28, 2016
66Kazna99:
*vinyl scratches*
(samples playing)



To my biggest fan...

I challenged the jocker to a battle but he keeps talking shít/
He's like my last Olosho on the phone 5naira per night, a cheap squawking bítch/
I guess I got this CHICK'en /
scared of a real good dícking,/
Don't worry I'll make you cüm back, quicker than Oliver Twist in a Charles Dickens/
5 mics to try but 5 likes are lies/
5 strikes you die, there's no dj5 alive/
I'll rip you a new black hole coming straight from the Ozone/
Imma Give you new dislocated joints, cos you're a walking coffin pile of old bones/
I'll have your elderly outdated rhymes retire to old homes/
I always ROCK new threads, you still throwing some old STONES /
I'm not nice when I slice you Ice creams at Cold Stone/
Throwing 5 snowballs at you disguised, seen as Sno cones/
Even your rhymes are China made, it says so on your own phone/
The difference in distance between both our skills is way beyond a stone's throw/
You can never come close to me, you're Scooby doo doo scared as shít even on his own show/
They warned you not to battle me cos that's a no no/
My battle zone is a no go, You're a no show, a wussy, a pûssy, so pissy, a sissy, a faggót, a homō/
The lyrical stock exchange, I got the bars to trade ya/
No Darth Vader but Star Wars lightsabers & lasers can fade ya/
Face it, I'm your saviour, you should be grateful I saved ya/
Be faithful, I gave ya the opportunity to change your behavior/
I caught you rhyme jacking & jocking, like Jay-Z from Biggie Smalls/
The only thing this wack DJ ever scratched is his itchy balls/
I already got the X factor like Wolverine, I gave Jesus the ability of resurrection/
I've put you to sleep in your sarcophagus coffin bed, You're now a dead dickhead, without a bítch having to rest ur erection/
So change your flow, switch your style up & having some direction/
You the student, I'm the Master, my duty is to give you correction/
I'll whip out the whip to whip you out the whip/ (get it?)
I put sheep like you in line online each time fall asleep at the wheel or slip/
Kazna why you dey disgrace your self up and down for everywhere huh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Hydrog3n(m): 1:17am On Mar 28, 2016
jreyez:
Old track, should be worth listening to.
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/d06ec5de
.
grin Please someone should help to confirm if its really worth listening to
I don't want to waste my 4.35MB
#Jump and pass crew#
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Hydrog3n(m): 1:04am On Mar 28, 2016
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PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Hydrog3n(m): 1:01am On Mar 28, 2016
dynamo007:
geez abeg put me tru na
sureteeboy:
BROS ABEG, YARN ME THE FULL GIST. WHICH ONE ARE YOU USING NOW?
The usual Etisalat sub
mean while am through

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