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AutosGermany Full Year 2013: Now With Model Splits And Pickups! by hzrvip(op):
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Finally 2013 German sales of the Citroen C4 Picasso are known.

Although it has improved somewhat in 2014 with the VAG Group finally sharing some splits (Golf, Leon, A6…), one of the most frustrating things about German new car sales published monthly by KBA is that some models have their sales counted together whereas they are actually very different cars. Happily, thanks to Florian today I can share with you for the 2nd consecutive year a German models ranking for the Full Year 2013 with these models all split-up (better late than never). Not only that but this year I can also give you pickup sales for the first time since 2012. This is extremely rare information that you will only find on BSCB, so enjoy!

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The BMW 3 Series GT makes its first appearance in an annual German ranking this year.

The VW Golf remains of course the best-seller at home with sales up 4% to 192,799 units while the Golf Plus is back inside the Top 10 for its last full year in market in spite of sales down 2% to 49,775. Fragmentation is ever increasing in Germany with the #2 model (the VW Polo, overtaking the Passat) only holding a meagre 2.3% market share… The Audi A6 takes a beating at -8 spots and 22% to #23, the Mini remains #32 in spite of sales down 8%, the Seat Leon is up a gigantic 84% and 30 ranks to #33, the Fiat 500 up 24% to #36 while its SUV variant is up 294% to #109. Further down, notice the BMW 3 Series GT landing at #110, the Citroen C4 Picasso up 13% to #131 and the Seat Toledo up 169 spots to #176.

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The VW Amarok is, logically, the best-selling pickup in Germany.

As far as pickups are concerned, logically the VW Amarok rules the roost at home at #138 with 4,465 sales ahead of the Ford Ranger at #168, Nissan Navara at #183, Toyota Hilux at #207, Mitsubishi L200 at #224 and Isuzu D-Max at #231. Finally, let's salute the Renault Twizy at #237 with 834 sales, the Tesla Model S landing at #298 with 191 units for its first appearance in a German annual ranking and the VW XL1 at #347 with 11 units sold.


sour:http://bestsellingcarsblog.com/2014/08/germany-full-year-2013-now-available-with-model-splits/

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AutosAutocom CDP Pro Diagnostic Tool by hzrvip(op): 2:43am On Dec 09, 2014
The Autocom CDP pro is a PC based OBD II tool which is very quick and reliable diagnostic tool which provides an interface between the vehicle and the computer. It utilizes the wireless capability of a PC which has an installed powerful Autocom diagnostic software and this makes it a very flexible and powerful tool that can can be used in all vehicle shops, vehicle testing and even armed and police forces. A number of electronic fault errors in cars can be diagnosed and rectified by use of this tool.



The software can be used in a wide range of Autocom CDP Pro cars like BMW, Audi, Porsche, Saab Jaguar, land rover etc. The software has an inbuilt wireless communication capability as well giving the user an option of adding extra options like service schedules, repair information and even electrical diagrams for external suppliers. Autocom CDP pro is also a Multi-language and hence different people may use it to identify and resolute errors easily. The software tool is user friendly and hence can be used in both light and heavy commercial vehicles. It is also equipped with an Autocom intelligent system identification for safer and faster vehicle identification. Furthermore, the software has an intelligent system scan which automatically scans whole vehicle’s control system. In addition to that, Autocom diagnostic CPD tools have both USB and Bluetooth standard connectivity.



On the other hand, the Autocom CDP pro is equipped with:

· Easy and quick installation procedure.

· Help texts for the available functions.

· Faults can be identified, read and erased with ease.

· Reading real-time data.

· Advanced programming capabilities like remote controls, keys and injections.

· Multiplex technology which reduces use of cables.

· It has the ability to restore service messages.

· The software can be stored in different media items like Cds, DVDs and memory cards. Moreover, it’s easily available on the internet.



Autocom CPD diagnostic tool is also very fast in its functions and resolves problems associated with different parts of the car amicably. The parts and problems it can resolve include: engine, ignition, serial systems, gear boxes, braking items and all other parts programmed in the software. The Autocom CDP are diagnostic tools are very economical and enable you resolve mechanical problems in your car. This reduces time and money you would have to spend while looking for someone to come and fix. Thus, Autocom CPD Pro is very useful in ensuring that your vehicle stays in a good condition since every little fault is detected and resolved immediately.
AutosCF30 Or CF31 For Your Porsche Piwis Tester II? by hzrvip(op): 7:40am On Dec 02, 2014
Porsche piwis tester 2 is the latest and most powerful diagnosis tool for Porsche vehicles, so it is now widely used by the repair facilities and by some automobile enthusiasts, for both diagnosis and programming. But since we have two laptops to choose: Panasonic CF30 and Panasonic CF31, people get confused sometimes.

Actually, besides those technical parameters, it’s very easy to make your decision between these two laptops:

1. Normally, people offer second-hand CF30 and CF31, but CF31 is always much more newer than CF30, it might because of CF30 is no more in production;
2. If you are a computer fun, and you always seek for higher configurations, then you should choose CF31, because it is 2 times faster than CF30;
3. With CF30, we can surely... > read more.
AutosAn Overview Of Autocom 2014.02 by hzrvip(op): 4:11am On Dec 01, 2014
Where to upgrade autocom cdp+?

Click hereUpgrade it.

Quick Vin Search

To make the vehicle selection even easier and faster we have moved the VIN decoder on top and added Quick access to VIN read-out.

Simply click on the VIN search button and the program will read-out the VIN from the vehicle, or type in your VIN and the vehicle selection will adjust dynamically as you write.

Search for OBD functions

The search for OBD functions can be found in the treeview vehicle selction. Once selected Brand, Model, Yearmodel it gives you the ability to fast and easy see in which systems a unique function can be found or to find the specific function. The list of vehicles will be greyed out if the function is not available.

E.g. Enter "coding" in the search field and all system types with coding functionality will be availabel, the rest will be greyed out. The function works similar in the "OBD functions" tab; Type in "sensor" and all functions with the wording "sensor" in its description will be filtered out.

Search for real time data parameter

This function is available in the custom datalist view. It enables a quick way to easily find the parameter you are looking for. Simply start to type the parameter or component, and the list will show only the parameters related to what you have typed.

E.g. start typing "temp" and the list will show you Air inlet temperature sensor, Coolant temperature, Fuel temperature etc. All parameters containing "temp" will be shown. Click the "X" button to clear the search field.

TRUCKS

A total of 180 models have been added or updated with new functionality and new features. To pin point a few new models we are proud to have diagnostics on the new DAF XF and CF series and the Euro 6 certified Volvo FH (4), FMX (4) and FM (4) trucks. There has also been an extensive improvement on the Gearbox management in Mitsubishi Fuso.

Detailed list of updates

Find a complete list of updates by these links:

Release News CARS
Release News TRUCKS

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TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 4:03am On Nov 24, 2014
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Big Fat Liar

A 14-year-old with a reputation for tall tales loses the only copy of a story he's written for school - only for his work to end up in the hands of a Hollywood producer, who turns it into a blockbuster movie. The teenager and his best friend head for Los Angeles to claim their rightful share of the profits, but when the movie executive refuses to do the right thing, they hatch a plan to get revenge. Teen comedy, starring Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti and Amanda Bynes.
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:59am On Nov 24, 2014
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The Brothers Solomon

Comedy, starring Will Arnett and Will Forte as John and Dean, two brothers with genius IQs and non-existent social skills. When their father falls into a coma, the brothers are convinced that having a grandchild will wake him up. They hire a penniless musician to be a surrogate mother, and set themselves the challenge of learning everything there is to know about parenthood in nine months. With Kristen Wiig.
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:55am On Nov 24, 2014
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Semi-Pro

A passionate but incompetent basketball coach learns that the league he's playing in has collapsed and only the four best teams will be carried over to the new league. While his side languishes at the bottom of the heap, he is determined to get them to fourth place, and recruits an ageing star player to turn their fortunes around. Seventies-set comedy, with Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:54am On Nov 24, 2014
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Seven Psychopaths

A gangster's Shih Tzu is mistakenly kidnapped by an unexpected screewriter friends, much to his discontent. Starring Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken.
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:52am On Nov 24, 2014
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MOVIE (2004)



An executive finds himself in need of easy money after he's fired - and fortune seems to be smiling on him when an old flame offers to pay if he impregnates her and her lesbian lover. News of his success soon spreads, and it's not long before he's inundated with requests, but the enterprise takes its toll. Spike Lee's comedy drama, starring Anthony Mackie, Kerry Washington, Ellen Barkin and Monica Bellucci.
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:51am On Nov 24, 2014
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Hunting Season

A terrified government employee tells Olivia about the administration spying on American citizens through a computer programme called Thorngate, leaving her to question whether he is paranoid or in genuine danger. Meanwhile, Cyrus struggles to keep Fitz on side when he is infuriated by the return of Senator Edison Davis, and David digs deeper into the events behind Quinn's trial
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:49am On Nov 24, 2014
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Two Against One

The issues between Meredith and Cristina reach boiling point when a disagreement not only affects their patients but leads to one friend betraying the other. Derek encourages Jackson to follow in the footsteps of his mentor Mark Sloan, Bailey has a crisis following Ben's return to Seattle, and Callie interviews Owen's new girlfriend for a job at the hospital, but seems more interested in her romantic history
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:47am On Nov 24, 2014
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The Panthers and their fans anxiously await news of the extent of star quarterback Jason Street's injuries, while his girlfriend, cheerleader Lyla Garrity, holds a vigil by his bedside. Coach Taylor grows frustrated as Street's replacement, the painfully shy Matt Saracen, struggles to cope with his new responsibilities - and things get worse when two of the team's biggest egos, Tim Riggins and Brian 'Smash' Williams, come to blows on the training pitch. Drama, starring Kyle Chandler
TV/MoviesRe: Oblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:45am On Nov 24, 2014
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After his grandmother dies, a Mexican boy sets out to join his mother in the United States.
TV/MoviesOblivion by hzrvip(op): 3:34am On Nov 24, 2014
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A repairman is assigned to salvage the remaining resources from Earth, which has been left a devastated wasteland after a war with an alien race. He discovers a human survivor on the surface of the planet, an encounter that exposes secrets from the past that threaten the future of the human race. Sci-fi adventure, starring Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman
TV/MoviesRe: Nicole Kidman by hzrvip(op): 3:56am On Nov 21, 2014
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Part one of two. A wealthy couple are murdered in their home following a Super Bowl party just moments after a 911 call from someone in the house quoting bible passages is made. The team believes they may be facing either a serial killer or multiple offenders. Drama, starring Kirsten Vangsness and Meredith Monroe
TV/MoviesRe: Nicole Kidman by hzrvip(op): 3:55am On Nov 21, 2014
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Benson and Stabler are called in to investigate the death of a 15-year-old girl, and discover that beneath her chaste exterior she was not only part of an online dating group with a tangled love life, but was also HIV positive. On making further inquiries, the detectives realise she was the victim of an older man's obsession - but someone kills him before they can make an arrest
TV/MoviesRe: Nicole Kidman by hzrvip(op): 3:55am On Nov 21, 2014
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Briscoe and Green probe the murder of a man who's only identifiable by a tattoo of a woman's name in Japanese. They eventually discover the victim was a chauffeur involved in supplying steroids to a Major League baseball player - and the sportsman may have had a role in his death. Jerry Orbach and Jesse L Martin star
TV/MoviesRe: Nicole Kidman by hzrvip(op): 3:54am On Nov 21, 2014
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The Chief of Police assigns Major Crimes a case involving the armed robbery of several medical marijuana dispensaries; Brenda is tested on her readiness to move up in the department.
TV/MoviesRe: Nicole Kidman by hzrvip(op): 3:53am On Nov 21, 2014
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A gang of thieves successfully steal a fortune in gold bullion, only to be double-crossed by one of their own in a betrayal that leaves their friend and mentor dead. One year later, the team regroup to form a daring plan to exact revenge on the traitor - and reclaim their ill-gotten gains. Better-than-expected crime thriller, loosely based on the classic 1969 Michael Caine caper. Starring Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Seth Green and Donald Sutherland
TV/MoviesNicole Kidman by hzrvip(op): 3:48am On Nov 21, 2014
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stars as a UN interpreter who overhears a conversation about a plot to assassinate an African head of state. US federal agent Tobin Keller (Sean Penn) is assigned to protect the translator, who has herself become murder a target, but as he digs deeper into her past, the cop begins to suspect that there is more to the situation than meets the eye. The strong performances from Kidman and Penn bring Sydney Pollack's gripping political thriller to life. This movie had the privilege of being the first to be filmed inside the United Nations headquarters in New York, lending a distinct touch of realism to the story
Jokes EtcRe: Sports Jokes Continuously Updated by hzrvip(op): 3:33am On Nov 21, 2014
THE CRABBY CABBIE


A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc...
The cabbie said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!''
So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ''How much for a ride to the airport,'' he asked?
''Fifteen bucks,'' came the reply.
''And how much for you to give me a Mouth Gig on the way?''
''What?! Get the hell out of my cab.''
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ''How much for a ride to the airport?''
The cabbie replied, ''Fifteen bucks.''
The businessman said, ''OK,'' and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.
Jokes EtcRe: Sports Jokes Continuously Updated by hzrvip(op): 3:32am On Nov 21, 2014
BLONDE... COWS

Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?
So when you pull on a blonde's tit, she doesn't s**t on the floor.
Jokes EtcRe: Sports Jokes Continuously Updated by hzrvip(op): 3:31am On Nov 21, 2014
THE CORK

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass.
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''
Jokes EtcRe: Sports Jokes Continuously Updated by hzrvip(op): 3:30am On Nov 21, 2014
CONTRACEPTIVES '98

Microsoft's Latest Venture
News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play.
It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market. The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non-propagation of human beings.
The Contraceptive98 suite consists of three products: Condom98, DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec), and AIDScan 2.1 (from Norton Utilities). A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 4.0 is bundled in the package. The suite also comes in two expanded versions. Contraceptive98 Professional is the Client/Server edition, for professionals in the sexual services sector. Contraceptive98 Small Business Edition is a package for startups, aimed at the housewife and gigolo niches.
While Contraceptive98 does not address nontraditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year.
OPERATION: Only one node in a peer-to-peer connection needs to install the package.


At installation, the Condom98 software checks for minimum hardware. If the user meets the requirements, the product installs and is sufficiently scaleable to meet most requirements. After installation, operation commences. One precaution is that the user must be sure they have sufficient RAM to complete the session. When the session is complete, a disconnect is initiated, and the user gets the message, it is now safe to turn off your partner.
DRAWBACKS: Usability testers report that frequent failures were a major concern during beta testing. General Protection Fault was the most serious error encountered. Early versions had numerous bugs, but most of these have been eliminated. The product needs to be installed each time its used.
CONCLUSION: Contraceptive98 is a robust product. Despite its drawbacks, it is reasonably good value for its $49.95 price tag, and is far superior to its shareware version. Hopefully, future releases (of the software, that is) will add missing functionality, such as Backout and Restore, uninterruptible Power Supply and Onboard Camera.
Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is optimistic that "Our contraceptive products will help users do to each other what we've been doing to our customers for years."
Jokes EtcRe: Sports Jokes Continuously Updated by hzrvip(op): 3:28am On Nov 21, 2014
BAD BOOMERANG

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
Jokes EtcSports Jokes Continuously Updated by hzrvip(op): 3:27am On Nov 21, 2014
BLONDES & BASKETBALL

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
Jokes EtcRe: Church by hzrvip(op): 3:12am On Nov 21, 2014
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
He replied, "It's running down my leg."
Jokes EtcChurch by hzrvip(op): 3:10am On Nov 21, 2014
CHURCH

A little girl and her mother are at chuch when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church.
When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up.
"Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'"
AutosDs150/autocom CDP+ Christmas Special Promotion by hzrvip(op): 4:20am On Nov 18, 2014
DS150/Autocom CDP+ Christmas special promotion


Hello there:

Christmas special promotion during 15/11/2014-31/12/2014
DS150/@utocom CDP+ from $50, all costs included (paypal, DHL/Fedex):

* 1-10 units: $69 / piece
* 10-20 units: $63 / piece
* 20-30 units: $57 / piece
* 30+: $50 / piece

Please don't be hesitate to contact us for any questions, see you soon...
(source: www.obdvip.com/autocom-cdp.html
RomanceRe: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by hzrvip(f): 10:33am On Nov 14, 2014
Benard94:
There is this raging arguement in my area as to if one could date/marry his/her cousin. Some stood frankly against it while others saw no crack in it. Apart, what is the measure of closeness where one could restrict dating? Is cousin-dating ethical?
nonth embarassed
AutosRe: Welcome To Cotonou Buying And Clearing by hzrvip(f): 10:23am On Nov 14, 2014
honeymix77:
Available......
cheesy
AutosRe: Clean 406 Coupey. by hzrvip(f): 10:18am On Nov 13, 2014
cityhood:
Pmore
:DI do not want to say, only to see the parts

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