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Episode 2
Well my story continues
we spent several hours online, chatting and
she would tell me she had fun and all that
she would also chip in, telling me she wants
to visit again.
Lying down my bed, staring at the ceiling and
my thoughts wandering
i was lost in daydreams that i didn’t that my
phone was ringing, only jolted out of it
when my brother tapped me and made a
gesture to screen of my phone letting me
know that it was ringing
looking at the caller’s name “Jasmine” i
wasted no time, i picked the call (yeah, i
wanted to hear her voice,
that's the next best thing to day dreaming)
Me: Hello
Jasmine: Hi sweetie, how are you doing?
Me: I’m fine dearie and you
Jasmine: i’m okay now I've heard your voice
Meoh, so the same wey dey worry me dey
disturb you too) hmmmmm
Jasmine: yes now you forgot me shey, didn't
chat me up this morning to know how I'm
faring
Me: I miss you nau, you know i’m stubborn
**laughs**
Jasmine: So it’s like that
Me: ah-ah nau, baby I'm just kidding
Jasmine: mtchew!! anyway I'm on my way to
your house wanted to know if you’re around
Me: i am
Jasmine: Till i get there then we’d settle our
score
Me: (as if there’s anything to settle) ok, you
know your way in abi? or you need
presidential escort i can arrange one
Jasmine:Gerrawt
[Line drops]
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She comes in the living room looking sexy
and all that (wow! this better than a
daydream)
i swear my eyes wanted to pop out of it’s
socket, snapping out of it
i offered her a chair, we got talking and
laughing of course I served her lil snacks n
soft drink
amidst talking about how I missed her
she stared at me for long, drop-dead silence
she cooed as if we were having pillow talks
“I LOVE YOU” I said same but she kept
staring she cuts the silence
Jasmine: prove it
different thoughts flooded my medulla
oblongata, really I didn’t know how or what
to do
just then our neighbours child came rushing
in looking for a partner to play with. I kept
taking him out of the room
coming back and looking at her, the
neighbours child rushed in for the last time, I
didn’t know what came over her she stood
up yanked the boy up dropped him outside
the door and closed the door thereby
preventing further interruptions
mewait, is this girl locking me up in my own
house….. sorry father’s house)
staring at me waiting for me to make a move
she grew impatient, drew closer and kissed
me
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to be continued
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Episode 1
The day was hot, sunny and boring to make
matters worse my battery was dying, you
know PHCN and their birth right they like
holding power, I logged in 2go to know wasup
wiv my peeps and to take my mind off the
issues of the day. Logging in I already had
requests pouring in, with my battery level
blinking I scurried like a ninja looking for my
charger in hopes of charging somewhere else
well I started interview nah **checking out
profiles and viewing of dps **
I got to this Chick’s own, I remembered my
manchi promising to share one babe like that
( I really hope he wasn’t pulling my legs
there because I go kill am_).. so I added the
girl sharp sharp her name is jasmine
days rolled by , even weeks too
we were chatting like people who’ve know
each other since childhood, I started
developing fondness for her, I called her
often asking same questions over n over
again , sometimes I’d call her to hear her say
“hello” (oh mehn see jazz). severally she
asked about my girlfriend, I told her that I
was single just out of a relationship that
turned sour.
we kept chatting and laughing and even had
long night calls, she had a good sense of
humor too, at least made me laugh
sometimes. we continued as friends till the
day I asked her to be my girlfriend; of course
she agreed, seemed she has been waiting for
me to say it (girls sef they’d have better
better feelings for you but them no go talk) I
really wanted to meet her so……
i Then invited my girlfriend to the house for
the first time. I went to pick her up from the
junction leading directly to our house. wow
she was pretty, well packaged, well my
friends never understood why I love slim girls
(neither do I)
Jasmine: big head you’re waiting for me to
flash you before you know I’m the one
me: No, not really
hmm i think i was stoned by your beauty
(she giggles)
Jasmine: so whassup? are you the only one
at home?
me: nope, my dad and my mum are around
, my siblings too
Jasmine: Jesus!! this boy wants to put me in
trouble, you should av told me….wouldn’t ve
turned up
me: (grabbing by the hand) come jahre
don’t worry my parents are cool, nothing to
be afraid of (hmm see me dey give person
morale, just like pastors would say “as I’m
preaching to you I’m preaching to myself)
Walking down to the house she turns tells me
that she’s scared (as if she’s the only
scared) knowing that my dad was around and
I didn’t know how to introduce her (do I
introduce her as my girlfriend to my parents
“dad” especially).
We reached the house the atmosphere was
tense with my parents waiting to know who I
brought home and I introduced her as my
friend (well she wasn’t expecting me to say
girlfriend, I would be skinned alive given our
background).So my mum looking at me said ”
young man she’s your visitor, go get
something for her, you don't expect me to
goto the kitchen ; do you? (Knowing she
wanted to talk to the girl alone)
Well I prepared something for her while mum
talked with her and asked her few questions,
I came back with food which I cooked (did I
tell you? actually I’m a good cook). we talked
, joked and laughed for the remainder of the
evening
when twas late she stood n told mum she
was leaving so i had to see her off
we hugged briefly she boarded a taxi and left
(nothing happened)
Well she kept coming through (I started
wondering if there was another special
ingredient I used in cooking)
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to be continued
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It was noon, the sun was way up in the sky; as all 100L students of Michael Okpara University filed into Achebe hall, stacked into the seats, rows and columns like sardines, and in few minutes the hall was heated up, Alas! We were leaving this hall oven baked. I don’t see the need of going to the beach for a tan, just dab your sunscreen and walk into Chinua Achebe Hall.
Invigilators at every nook and cranny, scanning the entire hall as the remaining free hands share the answer sheets, the question paper brought in a little bit late, the questions had to be changed and reprinted because it had leaked last night. Well not to our notice but we were going to suffer the same fate as the perpetrators.
The invigilator soon began sharing the question papers, then the hall started getting rowdy and noisy with people exchanging seats and others exclaiming “Jesus!!” as the question paper fell into their hands. The lecturer had tagged the question papers with three different symbols: Alpha α, Omega Ω, Beta β, each paper containing different questions. Chai! We go hear am today. If you don’t the answer you don’t know the answer, even your neighbor has more problems on his plate to worrying about.

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Memories of the last incident flashed before
my eyes, I couldn’t shake off this feeling ‘de ja
vu’ it was happening again. Tears snaking its
way down the mounds of my cheeks then
down to lips, letting my tongue savor it’s salty
zest, as I stared deep into his bloodshot eyes , those eyes emitting rays of fury, hate and
jealousy, verily I say, if his eyes were
medusa’s I would have been frozen right there
like a monumental statue. We stood few feet
away from each other like we were in a
Mexican standoff. This eerie atmosphere overwhelmed me. I knew I wasn’t getting out of
this without been pummeled.
Then his lips moved, the sound his vocal
chords gave up sent chills down my spine
Boyfriend: Where have you been?
Me: Honey, I………… Boyfriend: Please don’t even start, you think I
don’t know where you went to? Do you think
I’m a dummy? Eh! Answer me, are you deaf?
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