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Webmasters / Re: Drop Your Website Or Blog Url For Review, And Get Good Backlinks And Traffic by iamfestus(m): 12:32am On Oct 12, 2016
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Webmasters / Re: 5 Killer Ways To Drive Traffic To Your Blog by iamfestus(m): 5:55pm On Jan 13, 2016
Jokes Etc / Naija Boys And Girls Too The Lie by iamfestus(m): 11:42pm On Dec 07, 2015
A girl was with her father when she saw her
boyfriend coming
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled
"DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should
take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE"
by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU
IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I
WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then;
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the
table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU
GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole
Soyinka
.

Hahahaha..... come on don't leave it there post a comment and invite your friends here, because you never know who needed just
a smile.

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