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kenddys:
So what is entertaining in Mike boring session

listen to Elon musk, bill gates, obama


Not when they are reading speeches

Off the cuff statements, they are slow and each statement is well thought out


A great man doesn't say anything that he isn't sure of


Mike is great, instead of hating him, learn

olaBC007:
Lol... What a low budget OX fan can do sef...

fan can't work

Don't waste ur time

AC or maybe heavy rain are the only ways to get her in that mood

Munzy14:
95% of most ladies at a point has got that self esteem issue..Those who were able to overcome will be attacking those who are yet to on a normal.
Tacha should watch her diet and stay active during work out session.
Big brother uses light intensity and non availability of time to control their routine. I pity those who have tendency to grow fat at any opportunity...

Tasha should shut up

You can redirect fats in your body

If she is smart her ass will double without her adding significant weight

akthedream2019:
86.78% OF PEOPLE THAT THINK JEFF IS THE MOST HANDSOME HOUSEMATE,...ARE EITHER RESIDING IN THE VILLAGE OR GREW UP IN A VILLAGE.

hahahaha

If they like him fine but they shouldn't force their imaginations down our throats

Jeff is ok he isn't handsome at all

Oyindidi:
he like slim girls. Iamj

wetin concern fried rice with stock fish abeg oooo

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Munzy14:
Men always yab what they fancy most times...

i yab people normally on nairaland

it has never meant that i was interested

XML33:
Air conditioning makes the nipples of a woman hard? This is the first time I'm hearing this. Can any lady confirm this?

i know my kunu very well

Oyindidi:
U make me skip many pages, I dey vex for you

ok let me go to bed

Oyindidi:
Iamj go sleep

it's 11:30

30more mins

Munzy14:
lol it works, but not for chief or alhaji daughter weh don't deh sleep with AC inside mama stomach.
Those ones have their own format different from AC blast.

even Russian that have cold weather all year round self, it still works with them


AC on full blast can work women like magic

Her body will be desperate to keep her warm

At first she will cover up but the cold is too strong

Lips will become dry

Nipples hard

Don't play oooo

AC is the master key


A few lyrics and mama is urs

Diane, i need a man that can cook

Sir Dee, I cooked the carrots and co yesterday

Desperate okemute

MizzD:
Lol. I also really hate Ac’s especially when I have no control over the temperature. I don’t function well when it’s too much. Everybody knows me for this in my office. The first thing I tell Uber guys too as soon as I settle is to Increase the temperature

funke

U're single

Munzy14:
Biggie using this AC to expose the kpakos in the house..

no

AC makes people comfortable and crave cuddles

Once new babe show ur house put the ac on full blast

If u no knack make I know wetin happen

styrese:
lol, I don't think so. We understand ourselves.

na so

Is she the first?

Will she be the last


Abeg no make me laugh

MizzD:
I think Esther, Gedoni and Nelson are naturally boring people. Their conversations are so dead

I tuned away

Especially that gedoni

The guy too mumu

Sirfeeking:
Stop this nonsense,you are taking it too far.

so snapping with musicians means that someone isn't stupid?

styrese:
my gal said so too

she doesn't want to hurt your feelings

Ewoma45:
What's wrong with this cameraman?? Left sweet gist for this community of dry people....na wa

as omoshola started talking

Kayode switched

Nobody wants to hear what a mad man has to say

Mike is like that guy in uni common room

Gisting with his crush

Then a friend calls her

He seats there for hours waiting for her to return

Mike is still waiting


Now it looks bad

MrJaay:
He is the Many Faced Fella "Ike"

Wakanda Today, 2pac the following day, Mayorkun and others at other days.

you forget posh igwe Tupac

Munzy14:
lmaooo your guy go hide ring soon...

the ring is no longer tight on his finger self

Brubembem:
Now the problem is accent . Like it's something new.

As a guy, the accent you'll use in talking to an agbero can never be the same when chyking a babe. Same with women, the accent you'll use in pricing vegetable with a market woman can never be the same when asking any security guard the road to their toilet.

Make una calm down, forming is normal with humans, it all depends on who we are conversing with.

preach pastor preach

Even market, u sound local to get fair prices

Mike is waiting


Hahahaha

mikhe2:
what of tacha??

we dey talk food

U dey mention kulikuli

Mike and Kim on the beat

Ella is at the corner beefing

What is zeeworld when you have this



If Kim returns to that exact spot

Ladies and gentlemen

The eagle has landed

eksbabe:
Would have loved to ship hehe but No, he get wife for house. But errr if they continue laidis.....

abeg the wife should chill

Is she the first to marry a man

If I was Mike

Mercy for breakfast

Kim for lunch

Khafi for supper

Jacky for snack

Esther for late night snack

XML33:
Developing an accent as a consequence of staying in a different country and interacting with the people there is more of an unconscious, organic process. Copying an accent is more synthetic and conscious.

if she keeps talking to Mike for the next 3months everyday

Will she develop an accent yes or no

Abegii

Company influences your life

lamidebaby:
majority found it entertaining and we could really connect with it

how na?

U can't explain?

eksbabe:
But he said “brother and sister” kind of likeness lol

if I hear

Once a man is curious like this
Rubbing pillow like that while talking


He is 100% interested

XML33:
There is a huge difference between faking an accent and developing an accent as a consequence of staying in a different country.

timing and location

But last last na copy u copy am

garfield1:
Only you and bear criticized his session summing it all.see,you need to learn how to be objective despite your obvious bias or support for others.i dislike omashola but couldn't help praising him for that session

you know me

I say it as it is

Tell me what was good about his session

Asides talking anyhow