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EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 4:58pm On Sep 26, 2013
Been long I post in here...any Econ Edu student shud add me on watsapp_07039433266 or bb pin 22B86EE1...
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 10:58am On Sep 17, 2013
Finally finally!!! Jamb hs endorse my admission...Dibu ojerinde we ll only meet again @ Prof. Meetings...u neva cn say I might be JAMB registral too ltr in years 2 cum.*smile*
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 8:19am On Sep 17, 2013
Gbogbolet: to b sincere i only see space for a single o level details. Den d rest document are state of origin, direct entry result for de candidates and jamb result for jambite.. Dey jst need only 3 document wit.. 1 direct entry/jamb 2. O level with scratch card. 3.certificate of origin
thnx dude...pls re we 2 buy jamb card nd upload d details of d card wit our jamb result..thnx
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 4:34pm On Sep 16, 2013
Pls any utme student (not DE ooo) dt hs successfully uploaded his or her document 4 screening shud tell us d required document 2 scan nd upload...
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 9:36am On Sep 16, 2013
crowther15: Hey morning, add me 2go crowther15, fellow Economics student let talk
grin my oga na Econ Edu student I be oo...wud av add u but I dnt 2go
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 7:42am On Sep 16, 2013
Good morning newest unilorites...pls any1 dt hs upload his/her document..shud pls let's kno d documents required in our own time..God bless us al..Av a wonderful week
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 6:52pm On Sep 15, 2013
Babaty87: Please help ooooh !
Was there any aspirant admitted into faculty of education in here ?
please reply ASAP!
yea av been admitted.. Economics Education in faculty of Education
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 12:37pm On Sep 15, 2013
Pls is it cumpulsory afta d payment 2 upload al our documents?....nd som1 here said is population census birth cert. we need is dt tru? Pls som1 dt hs done his or her own or stalite shud reply Asap. Thnx
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 12:26pm On Sep 15, 2013
shocked
Toyeebjay: I had 184 in my utme,46 in my post utme,tendered a nabteb result,chose unilorin as second choice and nw ,i'v bin given admission @first list to study pure MATHEMATICS....What a wonderful God....shout out to my mom and my uncle at d admission office......registration stuff on point...ANY MATHEMATICIAN in d house?be it stalite or fresher.Add me on bbm,whatsapp n 2go@21810761,08109136123,toyeebjay RESPECTIVELY.....BRAAA!
shocked
Toyeebjay: I had 184 in my utme,46 in my post utme,tendered a nabteb result,chose unilorin as second choice and nw ,i'v bin given admission @first list to study pure MATHEMATICS....What a wonderful God....shout out to my mom and my uncle at d admission office......registration stuff on point...ANY MATHEMATICIAN in d house?be it stalite or fresher.Add me on bbm,whatsapp n 2go@21810761,08109136123,toyeebjay RESPECTIVELY.....BRAAA!
Omo God bck d connection oooo...Gaskia ur pple strong pass stone..well I thnk God 4 being my connection,he ll 4eva b praise
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 10:04pm On Sep 14, 2013
Lord u make it a SEPTEMBER 2 REMEBER 4 us...Thnk u JESUS...2 dos who hav nt receiv dia text God ll work 4 u too..pray n av faith#shallom
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 8:55pm On Sep 14, 2013
Okk bck 2 d matter I rep Economics Education...faculty of Education... unilorin no fit giv only me admission 4 dt dept. Ooo....oya who b my coursemate ooo
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 7:42pm On Sep 14, 2013
Ola4shure: Yes oh sis. We will be glad to see u @ RCF the success center. And for anything u can call President or any Exco, we shall be waiting for u all
yes oh bro...am already a family of Rcf...thnk u.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2013
grin grin...I jus received d text msg dt chng my story...Better by far here I cum... Na God connection sure pass...I dnt kno anybody in unilorin but I tod 1 person dt said unilorin is competitive dt nobody cn compete wit d God of RCCG...yes he answer my prayer nd giv me joy...praise 2 ur holy name...Thank u JESUS, ur praises ll 4eva be on ma lips....Aspirant som viewers ago but nw a student of unilorin...My testimony is sealed by fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 5:14pm On Sep 14, 2013
Unilorin don kno say peepz go go watch footbal match...dey choose ds time 2 put up dt reg portal.. Mak una cum bck cum see wetin dey sele...Same here abt nt recommended 4 admission ...aspirant cum nd chk ur status ooo.. Giv us feedbck
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 9:48am On Sep 14, 2013
Its well wit us
EducationRe: Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin 2013/2014 Aspirant by iamJoy(f): 9:42am On Sep 14, 2013
Good morning my fellow aspirants.....Pls sombody shud hep me send Kp past post utme questions 2 my mail( Joyjumoke@gmail.com) pls if u send 2 me notify here...may God bless u
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 8:25am On Sep 14, 2013
Morning 2 y'all...av a wonderful weekend
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 6:42pm On Sep 07, 2013
breezyboyswag: UNILORIN 1st Admission List 2013/2014, Officially Out
September 7, 2013by VNTI Leave a Comment
This is to inform the general public and all concerned persons that the UniversityOf Ilorin, has released her first provisional UNILORIN admission Listof admittedpersons in all degree programmes offered by the Universityfor the 2013/2014 academic session.
According to our report the first batch UNILORIN admission Listof the UniversityOf Ilorin, earlier published by JAMBhas now been published online by the Institutionfor public access and can be checked on the University website here.

Source -VNTI
VNTI nd COMSIT is nt incorporated bro, I ll visit ur blog nd drop 1 comment sha...I kno say na view nd comment u dey hustle 4. *big smile
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 10:02pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I-THE ENVELOPE(PART 2 OF 4) by Tha Rev
I was at home that night, thinking of how great the day was and then I remembered the envelope Mrs. Y gave me, as I turned to
reach out for my trousers,my phone rang and it turned out to be teni;
“how are you handsome,so are you thinking of me?”
“i am”(i had to lie,was actually thinking of her mum)...”was thinking how soon i can UnCloth,explore and plant my flag on you”
“naughty boy” she said as she chuckled,”i have a boyfriend you know?!”
“you should! Does that disturb anything cos i wo..” she cut me off before i could finish the sentence
“doesn’t matter,how soon can we meet uo before i head for school this weekend...plsssss”
“ok fine, where are you suggesting? my house? yours? where?” i quickly spelled out
“your house,tomorrow, 12pm,u send me the address, i’d bring us what to eat...watchu think about that?”
“that’s fine but....are we gonna..em..u know? So i’d know whether to work out over night”
“a little push up will do...”she said while laughing
“see ya then, i’d BB u the address now...oops u don’t have a blackberry,i’d send you a text then”
“cos of u,i’d buy a BB...nonsense boy,bye jor”
Just then i remembered the envelope,just as i reached for the envelope inside the trousers, my phone rang again,i thought it was Teni
again,only to find out it was her mum
“hello ma, was just about to call you but couldn’t find credit anywhere”
“i’m good,i’d send you some credit in the morning ok? Just wanted to thank you for today and this continues safely between us and i
hope the money aint too small?”...why do they always say that?not like i can answer it is!
“i haven’t even opened it ma,was just about to when you called, thank you ma. Had fun today”
“no problem dear,don’t worry about calling me,i’d do the calling ok? and pls no texts!...we have to play safe here cos my kids use
my phone at anytime,so if you need to reach me,beep me and i’d call you back....take care of yourself and help yourself with some
pain relievers and don’t try to act strong cos you need it”...we both laughed and she dropped the line.
This is insane,am i going nuts? Is this realy happening? Then i remembered the envelope and on checking out the contents,it was
thirty thousand naira in clean minted thousand naira notes...woow!its like the economic crunch dint hit some people, not like the
thirty thousand was a big deal(i hear most of y’all say hell it is!),but after meeting her just today, we had sex and i’m being paid thirty
thousand naira? I’d let y’all do the maths, just then my phone rang just again...not who you are all thinking,it was my mum calling
me from the other end of the house(i stay at the BQ) that someone was at the gate,so i put aside the money(s) and headed to see
who the person was, in this rain?who could it be? As i got outside, i asked who the person was before opening the gate(you cant be
too careful in lagos),then i heard a female voice saying “its me temi”
What?! Did i hear her right,as i opened the door to confirm it,there was my worst fear come to pass, there she was, drenched in rain
and up in tears, all she could mumble out after parting her rain drenched hair off her face was “pls i need you now,pls don’t turn me
away...i cant go home,not now!...can i pass the night here pls?”. Was scratching out solutions outta my head and asked her to
come in,head down to the BQ whilst i go make an explanation to my parents about who was at the gate and probably get my food
and some female clothings for her(Belinda,i’m sorry i had to borrow some of your clothes). I told my parents,some stranger was lost
and i was giving him directions and then wenton to meet her
“what happened? Did you have a fight with your mum?”
“no! I was coming from my boyfriend’s house with whom i was supposed to spend two days and caught him sleeping with someone
else and he told me the bitch is his fiancée and sent me out like trash and asked me not to ruin his marriage plans,he called me a
spoilt brat and so many other ridiculous names as i strolled out of his house”
“but how did you get where i live? Have you been here before?”
“no, i logged in with teni’s account on facebook to look for your contact details but i did not see anything till i checked your profile on
your blogsite and found it”
I quickly added “why me?dont you have any other friends? I’m 22 you know?and i still play by my parent’s rule, i could get in trouble if
they knew you were here”
“we don’t have much friends except in school and you are the only person i could think of”
“ok, fine! Get outta those wet clothes and lets eat,guess i’m stuck with you for the night, do u do playstations or you’d facebook on
the laptop? There’s not much to do around here!”
“how can i thank you?thank you very much” as she started changing her clothes in front of me,
“hey?! Watchu doing? Am here you know?”
She managed a smile and said “i wish i wasn’t on my period”
I pondered on what that was supposed to mean, it could mean only one thing...might she wanna...?nah?! could it be she’s in...?
couldn’t be! What was i thinking? Of course she wont mind having sex with me, its a cold night(who doesn’t need one on nights like
this) and just then i asked her
“have you ever had sex on your period?...not like i wann...u get what i mean?”
She shocked me by saying “no, but i’ve always wanted to try that”
Without further ado,i stood up and she came closer and then we kissed so passionately that it went for 15minutes and then kissing
down to her neck as she knelt down to lay on the mattress pushing away the playstaion pad and laptop gently to the side.she
carefully removed her pad laden pant and blew me out(literally as in woooow and figuratively as in a Mouth Action), she was the best and
i could have returned the favour then i remembered she was actually on her period,then i handed over the condom to her to signal its
time for real deal,she professionally slipped one of em expensive condoms you save for girls like this(what?! She dint look like a
goldcircle girl?!) and she was riding me like a jockey and i was pityiny her poor boyfriend amidst the fun for letting her go and as i
came, my dad beeped me,it was time to put off the generator(its lagos, we know now?!). i noticed she still had more in her and i told
her to reserve it till i come back and just managed a chuckle as she turned to her side.
Did not know NEPA(who prefers to call them PHCN? Kinda weird huh?!) had brought the light for over thirty minutes and i quickly
went to change the switch and on getting back,she was asleep...i stood staring at her, “why would anyone ditch a girl like this”. As i
lay beside her i felt something on the bed,it was the envelope...THE ENVELOPE!!!
if u dey post d rest we no go kno wen list go comot ooo...nice 1 me like...kip it up
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 9:50pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I by Tha Rev (Part 1 of 4)
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next
after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking booze all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought
of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing
if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke
my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a
Caribbean country(name withheld),she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in
Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still
in some private university(name withheld).
Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with
great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say
“You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’scuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”,
Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”
…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.
ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to
chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married
at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she
can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight
away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said;
“You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”
Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught
up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it(or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different
movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she
went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already…
As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-to-be),I noticed
her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I
decided to talk since she wouldn’t
“Ok, so I bleeped up…..I’m sorry”
She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie
“Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry”
She called my bluff and asked me to do it,
“You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry”
And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me…
“I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said
Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key
of her Honda element to me and said;
“You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry.
like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking
in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room; not like we did not know what to do but where to
start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to UnCloth her I
noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy
or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three
times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each
other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on and we then checked out.
We got into the car and she opted to drive back and was acting shy, I was about asking her what’s wrong when I got a call from my
girlfriend asking me how my day was;
“thrilling, tiring yet satisfying “I said, she probably thought I meant it more figuratively rather literally and had a little chat about her
day and she dropped the line and Mrs. Y said I was crazy for telling her and we both laughed as she concluded how stupid females
can be when they are in love and can’t see the obvious(sorry ladies….she said so)…she even made a joke by saying if a girl in love
sees her boyfriend having sex with her sister, he can still deny it saying it’s her evil twin or it wasn’t him or the sister drugged him
and she’d believe him.
We got back just in time for the credits and she introduced me to her daughter as a new friend and Teni immediately loved me but
somehow temi and I never got along fine. Teni loved my sense of humour, my looks and the fact I had finished school still very young
and temi didn’t believe any of those(or so I thought at first)…I told them I had to leave early because the holdup I was to face on my
way home and asked me where I was headed and surprisingly, we stayed not so far from eachother(who would have thought
someone of their status would live in the suburbs…probably cos of the calm) and she asked me to hop in. I sat between temi and
Teni and I made sure temi liked something about me; she ended up appreciating my writing skills when I showed her some of my
write up on my blogsite.
Teni kept complaining I was shifting the attention to temi and I was forced to turn to her as she was showing me pictures and that of
her friends on facebook via her nokia N97 (some crazy ass phone that has 32gigabyte…who need that?!) and she checked mine as
well and noticed my status that says “complicated” and she kept on questioning it and I asked her jokingly if she would love to fill
the space, instead of saying no like most girls would, she asked what it will take her to fill it and jokingly I replied
“Kiss me here and we are on”
And she did lean over in an attempt to do so when I stopped her and whispered to her ears, we’d do it where we can get our clothes
off after and she simply chuckled and nodded yes…..I thought to myself, just in case this is not a dream, I just might have a shot at
all three of them and temi broke my thoughts by whispering to my other ear that she’s on her period that’s why she can’t afford a
smile for now and she does like me a lot already so I don’t get the wrong idea about her and just then Mrs. Y said she wanted to
grab some salad at the eatery and get their daily supply of waste for their dog….and asked me to escort her on our way and she said;
“Thank you for playing along with my girls and when next do I see you again my baby?”(she actually thought I was playing
along)”I’m at home most mornings before I go to the shop later in the day and the girls will be back in school by next weekend” and
at that point I wanted to opt out then she placed an envelope in my hands and said “thanks for today and pls keep this a secret as
long as you can!”
may God bless u 4 easing tension 4 pple body *thumbs up 4 u dude
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 9:50pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I by Tha Rev (Part 1 of 4)
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next
after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking booze all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought
of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing
if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke
my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a
Caribbean country(name withheld),she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in
Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still
in some private university(name withheld).
Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with
great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say
“You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’scuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”,
Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”
…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.
ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to
chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married
at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she
can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight
away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said;
“You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”
Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught
up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it(or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different
movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she
went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already…
As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-to-be),I noticed
her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I
decided to talk since she wouldn’t
“Ok, so I bleeped up…..I’m sorry”
She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie
“Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry”
She called my bluff and asked me to do it,
“You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry”
And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me…
“I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said
Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key
of her Honda element to me and said;
“You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry.
like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking
in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room; not like we did not know what to do but where to
start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to UnCloth her I
noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy
or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three
times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each
other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on and we then checked out.
We got into the car and she opted to drive back and was acting shy, I was about asking her what’s wrong when I got a call from my
girlfriend asking me how my day was;
“thrilling, tiring yet satisfying “I said, she probably thought I meant it more figuratively rather literally and had a little chat about her
day and she dropped the line and Mrs. Y said I was crazy for telling her and we both laughed as she concluded how stupid females
can be when they are in love and can’t see the obvious(sorry ladies….she said so)…she even made a joke by saying if a girl in love
sees her boyfriend having sex with her sister, he can still deny it saying it’s her evil twin or it wasn’t him or the sister drugged him
and she’d believe him.
We got back just in time for the credits and she introduced me to her daughter as a new friend and Teni immediately loved me but
somehow temi and I never got along fine. Teni loved my sense of humour, my looks and the fact I had finished school still very young
and temi didn’t believe any of those(or so I thought at first)…I told them I had to leave early because the holdup I was to face on my
way home and asked me where I was headed and surprisingly, we stayed not so far from eachother(who would have thought
someone of their status would live in the suburbs…probably cos of the calm) and she asked me to hop in. I sat between temi and
Teni and I made sure temi liked something about me; she ended up appreciating my writing skills when I showed her some of my
write up on my blogsite.
Teni kept complaining I was shifting the attention to temi and I was forced to turn to her as she was showing me pictures and that of
her friends on facebook via her nokia N97 (some crazy ass phone that has 32gigabyte…who need that?!) and she checked mine as
well and noticed my status that says “complicated” and she kept on questioning it and I asked her jokingly if she would love to fill
the space, instead of saying no like most girls would, she asked what it will take her to fill it and jokingly I replied
“Kiss me here and we are on”
And she did lean over in an attempt to do so when I stopped her and whispered to her ears, we’d do it where we can get our clothes
off after and she simply chuckled and nodded yes…..I thought to myself, just in case this is not a dream, I just might have a shot at
all three of them and temi broke my thoughts by whispering to my other ear that she’s on her period that’s why she can’t afford a
smile for now and she does like me a lot already so I don’t get the wrong idea about her and just then Mrs. Y said she wanted to
grab some salad at the eatery and get their daily supply of waste for their dog….and asked me to escort her on our way and she said;
“Thank you for playing along with my girls and when next do I see you again my baby?”(she actually thought I was playing
along)”I’m at home most mornings before I go to the shop later in the day and the girls will be back in school by next weekend” and
at that point I wanted to opt out then she placed an envelope in my hands and said “thanks for today and pls keep this a secret as
long as you can!”
may God bless u 4 easing tension 4 pple body *thumbs up 4 u dude
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 1:41pm On Sep 06, 2013
Samboot: FINALLY FINALLY!! THE STUFF IS READY, I JUX CHECKED MY ADMISSION STATUS AND WAT I SAW WAS SO AMAZING, U HAVE NO IDEA HW HAPPY I AM RIGHT AWAY.. GUYS AMA WAITING FOR UR TESTIMONY.. ACCEPTANCE TINX ON POINT NONI
oya ur own testimony 1st...wats ws d content of wat u saw wen u chck ur admission status...reply Asap
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 10:01am On Sep 06, 2013
Davbrain: In case u need my help u can reach out to me through my cell fone NO 08132824257 and BBM 28F9FB8E . DAVBRAIN
ur intention of putting ur Pin nd No here is nt of hep or friendship I guess...ws d 1 dt add u on bbm...wish us al d best. Enjoy ur weekend
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 8:29am On Sep 06, 2013
Goodmorning 2 y'all... God in ur infinite mercies show us ur mercy 2day nd always.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 10:08pm On Sep 05, 2013
Omo see as pple plenty 4 Unilorin thread...God pls make evry1 smile ooo....
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 6:56am On Sep 05, 2013
Is only d living soul dt cn wait 4 admission list...Av u thnk God 2day 4 makin u see anoda day of waiting? Thnk u JESUS 4 makin me see anoda beautiful day...u said in word(Holy Bible) that; those dt wait upon de lord dey shall renew dia strength...I wait upon u lord surprise all wit wat u ll do concerning my admission in jesus name I pray(Amen)...Good morning 2 y'all
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 6:46am On Sep 05, 2013
Tajudeen40: guys be prapererd to face anything that comers your way, how about if your name did not apear on the list what will you do ?
In evry situation give thnks 2 God, so i wil thnk God nd hope 4 polythecnic...
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 12:06pm On Sep 03, 2013
crowther15: Finally!!!! Finally!!!!! I made it 2d dream land, unilorin here I come oo
is d list out or u're jus prophesying into ur lifehuh
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by iamJoy(f): 6:02pm On Sep 02, 2013
Congrat 2 y'all that made d merit list....God ll guide u tru out ur sch years...Abeg make una dey pray 4 us oooooo nd hep us beg prof.Ambali(unilorin) 2 release our own too ooooo....CONGRATULATIONS
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by iamJoy(f): 12:31pm On Sep 02, 2013
wink grin Sincerely I luv ds thread...nice n lively pple re here...una see person predict ur own...na ghost mode evrybody dey 4 my thread(unilorin)...our own matter don pass anxiety stage, na arm folds stage we dey nobody dey even predict...ok back 2 d matter...God ll settle us al IJN.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 6:54am On Sep 02, 2013
Same Two brothers nickname PSQUARE sang a song called DO ME and got IFUNAYA pregnant, they ran to escape the TEMPTATION but their BIZZY BODY couldn't allow them to stay because E NO EASY, while running, they ran into DANGER till they began to ROLL IT until GAME OVER. This twins brother naw decide to trick beautiful ONYINYE by telling her you must CHOP MY MONEY, she is now happy and dancing ALINGO not knowing that they will deal with her PERSONALLY..... cheesy grin...Mak una no yab me oooo...we jus av 2 ease dos tension Unilorin dey giv demselves nt us... Strt ur day wit a smile na God hnd our admission dey nd he ll surely giv it 2 us
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 6:42am On Sep 02, 2013
Good morning 2 y'all...Av a wonderful week ahead

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