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tundeks:
Can i apply for UNILAG MBBS cos i dnt hv further maths in O level bt i gt credit parallel in Neco. Pls help me send d post ume past question to tundek69@yahoo.com

You don't need f/maths to study mbbs...

FrancisTony:
Alright. Thanks.
How is UNILAG P.utme?

The General Knowledge aspect.

Bro jes read anything that comes ur way! Coz the G.P might be in current affairs or geography related...

yvonne111:
i have 217 in jamb what are my chances for nursing? Am from ondo state,,,am scared because d cut-off for nursing for last year was 70

I'll advice you aim higher than 30/40 jes to be on a safer side coz the cut-off might increase a lil'bit...

FrancisTony:
I wanna change to UNILAG.

Biochemistry - I have Eng, maths, chem, bio, phy, agric, yor, econs an geography in WAEC. Am I good to go?

Ur good to go bro...

Wow Wow Wow!!! Hello to all aspiring akokites,feel free to ask any question coz ma bosses are here to answer 'em all...

Jesutofunmi896:
Lol. You dey whine Themmy abi

Didn't y'all see me when I walked her to her seat??

Themmy007:
The matriculation was very okay.. One girl like that made me have goose bumps on my head, lmao.. she played the guitar, she's too good, I tripped immediately..

Oh,that's ma crush...

walemust:
for ur mind abi

Oga walemust,help me greet sharon and jbengs o,where u staying??

Abeg,make one person gimme update on jaja hall o,jes finished ma hostel clearance and em gonna be moving in vewi soon,shey the hall sha make sense...why i dey ask sef,jes remembered that it's the best male hostel...

Fash20:
I would like to play but I thinks its too late .

"too late"...how??

Aigoo!!! So this thread is gradually moving to an end,the days of Jamb(PPT&CBT) and PUTME are over,the looooonnnnng wait for the cut-off marks and admission-list,uploading of documents issh,the stressful screening exercises,long queues in banks for the payment of school/hostel fees,final enrollment palava,and the recent one bed space battle are all over,Oops!!!(Bed space battle,over ke??,laelae)...P.S: Who's playing 2mao(novelty match)??

You can move into ur hostels as soon as you're cleared....this new DSA make sense o.

Oya let's mobilize 1.5million people and march to the scene...coz that's how we do here in Paris... Je suis Charlie and other victims

Who went for the Dept reg for pharmacy today

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DrGill:
tanx Queenie. #Two Champagne for u + Vodka.. lolz

Oya add Dirty martini join,"shaken" not "stirred"...

labakeJ:
See who's talking

em a man nah

labakeJ:

It's 1am already sis,u gas to rest...

haibe:
3 idiots

"Rancho : Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants
down."

"Machine Class Professor : Why are you back?
Rancho : Sir, I forgot to take something...
Machine Class Professor : What?
Rancho : Instruments that record, analyse, summarise,
organise, debate and explain information; that are
illustrated, non-illustrated, hardbound, paperback,
jacketed, non-jacketed; with foreword, introduction,
table of contents, index; that are indented for the
enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement
and education of the human brain through sensory route of
vision - sometimes touch.
Machine Class Professor : [confused] What are you trying
to say?
Rancho : Books sir! I forgot to take my books."

[color=#000000]
" Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer' : Sir: Machines are any
combination of bodies so connected that their relative
motions are constrained, and by which means force and
motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and
its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a
pulley about its pivot, et cetera; especially, a construction,
more or less complex, consisting of a combination of moving
parts or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers,
cams et cetera. " [/color]

" Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [Angrily looks for Raju in the class]
Raju Rastogi?
Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench
of class... and shouts] Yes, sir!
Viru Sahastrabudhhe : How does an induction motor start?
Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then
shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom."


" Rancho : [At Pia's sister's wedding] Hi.
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [a little surprised, as she doesn't
know him] Hello.
Rancho : I have a free advice, would you try?
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Still smiling] What?
Rancho : [Takes her drink away] Let me hold this first, else
you may later throw it on me. Leave this guy.
[Points at his fiancee]
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Now angry] What?
Suhas: [Meanwhile her Fiancee, speaking to somebody else
a little far away] Look at this coat. Yes, its quite costly,
50K.
Rancho : Look at him. He is a moving price tag! He will
always keep you reminding of price of every single object
he bought. Your life will become a supermarket!
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Extremely angry] Excuse me. Who
the hell are you? You don't know anything about him.
Rancho : Oh, you need a demonstration! Okay, watch me, he
will tell his shoe's price in a second, without anybody even
asking him!
[He pushed a waiter, who was carrying a green gooey
chutney. The chutney fell on Suhas's shoe]
Suhas: [shouting] You idiot! What the hell! This shoe cost
me 10K"

It's actually"What the hell... Mint sauce on my $300 shoes!"...Nice one btw...

Chisos!!! Where's ma gf She needs to see this.

dolarman1995:
Lookin for ma hostel matez o ,, any JaJA hall peepz here ?

Room Number?

Elegbede205:
The thing is that i received the mesage buh the content is "to veiw this message,please use an html compatible email viewer!!"

Maybe ur using an operamini browser,I'd advice u use a normal web browser that of a BB to be precise or better still go to a cafe...

elgaitan:
iono bro buh am gonna go there tomorrow

Ok man...

DrGill:
zoology...can u squat wit+me? Me no want person wey go dem form 4 me but 4 sum while

Alfa Gill,hw u dey nah

elgaitan:
#24600. av u paid

Nope,will do that 2mao anyways...

elgaitan:
yes I have paid thinking of going to claim ma space 2mao

I don't think so,how much did u pay btw??

elgaitan:
a beg afta final payment slip has been printed what else?? by d way any JAJA boy here

Here I am bro,guess u've paid??

maayreee:
they have started collecting now sha..for fagunwa nd jaja. 24600

Owk,thanks...

Oladimeji Abdul-Wareez??