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Christianity Etc › Re: Thanking God For Last Sunday Of 2020! by IamPlato(m): 9:07am On Dec 27, 2020
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All I can say is that I think my life started this 2020
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Still Fighting For The Masses! Insists On $2000 Pallative For Americans! by IamPlato(m): 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2020
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Romance › Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(op): 4:49pm On Dec 26, 2020
Kriss216:
The writer of the epistle must be working in CONSUMER protection.
no Am not
Romance › Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(op): 1:45pm On Dec 26, 2020
Lalasticlala seun
Romance › Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(op): 11:06am On Dec 26, 2020
JidennaJason:
What a life saving experience...

I think we all should adopt this method of eating carelessly to boost our immune system in the fight against Covid-19.

Thanks for sharing this brilliant post.
You welcome smiley
Romance › Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(op): 10:24am On Dec 26, 2020
True life story oh, no be joke oh smiley
Romance › My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(op): 10:20am On Dec 26, 2020
and so i started by eating white rice and stew with chicken, gizzard and dodo tongue with a bottle of chapman

Anita John came to my house and i destroyed her with food cheesy too

Then

We Headed For Davids Place By 4pm... When We Got There we Took Some Pictures Outside with The Green Bushes before We Entered smiley

Dave's Sister Served Us fried Rice With Salad And very Soft Chicken and A Can Of Coke cheesy

We Watched A Movie and Then Watched Wrestling, Dave Came And Brought two Big Chicken Meat but Our Stomach Was Too Full but David carried Mortar pestle and Was Not Ready To Let Us Go Until We Eat it

He Said He Will Break Faith Head If She Doesnt eat The Big Chicken but She Couldnt Take Another Bite even Me Too, anyway He Allowed Us Take It Home so I And Faith Went To Her House as Dave escorted us

On the way we meant Vivian, Vivian hugged everybody except me…

When me and Anita got to her place There i Felt My Stomach Give Space And Calling For The chicken To Enter so I Obeyed And Consumed The Chicken with Chapman, my Stomach Was As Big As hot Air Balloon sad i Couldnt Move, in My Mind I Prayed To God That If He should Spare My Life This Night i Will Never Eat Food In My Life Again sad and God Answered My Prayers, he Spared My Life And My Stomach pain Went Down.


But In My Mind, i Know That God Knows That I Lied.

When I Got Home another New Food Was Calling Me, the Flesh Was Weak But The Spirit Was Willing to Consume and Then Suddenly My Stomach Was Full Of Darkness like It Was Going To Rain


And Indeed It Was Going To Rain but Not From The Sky but My Bumbum tongue


After Finishing In The Toilet, i Swear I Noticed That There Was Now Space In my Stomach For More. It Was Like When I Clear My Phone Memory And had Extra 2gb of Space To Store.



My Mom Offered Me Rice And Chicken i Wanted To Say No but I Didnt thanks To My Long Throat. To My Surprise She Brought Ice cream too, i Consumed The Ice cream With The Rice and Then My Sister Entered With Shawama and The Shawama had Hot Dog Inside It shocked that Was When I Knew I Had broken My Promise To God, i Joined Her And Devoured The Shawama and A Can Of Pineapple Juice.

I Am Still Very Much Alive and Fully Satisfied.. But Now I Have Space For More Oh smiley

The End.




https://primebookz..com/2020/12/my-christmas-experience.html?m=1

Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by IamPlato(m): 11:42pm On Dec 25, 2020
StacyO:
You'll get to see one soon.

smiley
since you are one them then meeting you would be lovely dear
Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by IamPlato(m): 11:33pm On Dec 25, 2020
StacyO:
So,you ain't aware I'm an alien??

undecided
Really? shocked

I have always wanted to meet aliens...

Hang out with aliens and know more of the
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Arrived Late For First Meeting With Femi Otedola As Daughter’s Boyfriend by IamPlato(m): 11:17pm On Dec 25, 2020
knowhowk:
. Your short horror video is your fucking business though why bringing it up on here ...
Okay you must be a fan trying to fight for his master.


Nigga you not being interested in my short horror video is your fvcking business...


Everybody is holding their fucking business

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