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Poems For Review › All Is Quiet In North London Today by IbileIfe(op): 12:51am On May 31
They are cheerless, because of the saddest news from Budapest
They are dumbfounded and with twisted grimaces.
It is all written on their moody faces.
They have come back angry from Hungary.
I am not angry but I am hungry.
They say their gunners did their best

They are grumbling and mumbling.
I see some of them hissing and sobbing.
They are hanging and shaking their heads
Like repentant Jesuit priests counting their beads.
The pubs on the streets are not noisy like last weekend.
I see the most fanatic of the fans going round the bend.

They are talking about the heartbreaking defeat in the arcade.
There will not be another rowdy victory parade.
The precious jerseys of their beloved club are not flashing
They are not dancing, singing and shouting.
This is their saddest day in May.
It is all quiet in North London today.

© All rights reserved. No copying or reproduction in any format of media.

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Answer To Reporter's Insecurity Question Draws Mixed Reactions by IbileIfe: 5:05pm On May 28
If his grandchildren were among the kidnapped pupils of the Baptist Nursery and Primary School and L.A. Primary School, Esiele community in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State would he be going about with business as usual?

The abduction of the Chibok secondary school girls in 2014 caused the downfall of former President Goodluck Jonathan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by IbileIfe: 4:53am On May 19
Mirasteel:
God doesn't answer bad prayers
Yes o!
Almighty Baba God does not answer the prayers of haters.

grin
TV/Movies › Re: The Hollywood Reporter Praises Nigerian Film "Clarissa" by IbileIfe(op): 4:50am On May 19
The foreign critics are calling "Clarissa" the best Nigerian film in the 100 years of filmmaking in Nigeria since the first feature film, "Palaver" was shot in 1926 in Toro in Bauchi State.
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Mesmeric' movie on secret lives of Nigeria's rich wows Cannes

Cannes (France) (AFP) – A wonky mosaic in the shape of Nigeria plays a subtly telling role in Arie and Chuko Esiri's Cannes Film Festival break-out hit "Clarissa".

"Arie, the older of the two director brothers, told AFP that shooting with his twin is a kind of superpower, admitting he usually plays the tough guy on set.

"We're twins but we're wired differently. I'm right-handed," said Chuko, "and he's left-handed. He's visual, I'm more narrative."

Two Nigerias
"Clarissa", told in restrained flashback, is as much about post-independence Nigeria as it is about its upper crust, which the brothers say they know only too well, having "been born into it"."

"Critics at Cannes have found the twins' sly post-colonial take on Virginia Woolf's novel "Mrs Dalloway" one of the most affecting movies of the year so far.

"How lucky we are" they took it on, wrote the Hollywood Reporter's Lovia Gyarkye, while The Guardian's Peter Bradshaw called the movie "seductive" and "mesmeric".

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260518-twins-wow-cannes-with-mesmeric-tale-of-nigeria-s-rich

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TV/Movies › The Hollywood Reporter Praises Nigerian Film "Clarissa" by IbileIfe(op): 1:29pm On May 18
'Clarissa' Review: Sophie Okonedo in a Sharp Take on 'Mrs. Dalloway'

With its stream-of-consciousness style and fragmented perspectives, Virginia Woolf’s Mrs. Dalloway is a beguiling novel with understandably few adaptations. Marleen Gorris tried with her shaky 1997 film starring Vanessa Redgrave as the titular protagonist and Rupert Graves as the tragic Septimus. A film inspired by a book inspired by Woolf (Michael Cunningham’s The Hours) followed, and a handful of stage adaptations came and went. Now, Arie and Chuko Esiri, the twin brothers behind the critically acclaimed drama Eyimofe, attempt their own translation — and how lucky we are for that.

Full credits
Venue: Cannes Film Festival (Directors’ Fortnight)
Distributor: Neon
Cast: Sophie Okonedo, Ayo Edebiri, David Oyelowo, India Amarteifio, Toheeb Jimoh, Fortune Nwafor, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Jude Akuwudike, Danny Sapani,
Modesinuola Ogundiwin, Chuks Joseph, Kehinde Cardoso, Jable Osai, Joke Silva
Production companies: Per Capita Productions, Invention Studios
Directors: Ari Esiri, Chuko Esiri
Screenwriter: Chuko Esiri
Producers: Theresa Park, Nicholas Weinstock, Ari Esiri, Chuko Esiri
Executive producers: Sophie Okonedo, Osahon Okunb, Dolly Omodolapo Kola-Balogun, Jason Reif
Director of photography: Jonathan Bloom
Production designer: Hanrui Wang
Costumes: Eniola Dawodu
Editor: Blair McClendon
Music: Kelsey Lu
Casting: Nina Gold
2 hours 7 minutes

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/clarissa-review-sophie-okonedo-ayo-edebiri-david-oyelowo-1236597124/

Politics › Re: US, Nigeria Forces Kill Over 20 ISIS Fighters In Fresh Borno Air Strike by IbileIfe: 1:17pm On May 18
President Donald Trump is now the new Commander in Chief of the Nigeria Armed Forces.
Calling the shots from the White House.
TV/Movies › Not All Nollywood Movies Can Be On Youtube by IbileIfe(op): 1:13pm On May 18
Not All Nollywood Movies Can Be On YouTube

“First of all YouTube is a low-budget business model. I make films for N300 million to N500 million and up to N600 million. And unfortunately, I can’t put such films on YouTube.

“YouTube is not going to generate the revenue to cover this amount invested. So, the YouTube business model for a filmmaker is well suited to a low-budget production.

“So, it only means that as more filmmakers migrate to the YouTube platform, there’s going to be more low-budget films in production and less of the bigger budget films. - Moses Inwang
https://www.thisdaylive.com/2025/04/12/nigerian-filmmakers-find-solace-in-youtube-for-movie-distribution/

Celebrities › Re: Ladies Rush To Take Photos With Chike Amid Cheating Saga (Video) by IbileIfe: 12:56pm On May 18
Majority of Nigerian babes are with you for the benefits.
They are double dating other guys behind your back.
They are spongers.

A babe was engaged to be married to a man who was accommodating her, but she went to have sex with another man whilst his fiance was at work.

Any man who has been used by a woman to cheat on another man is not wise.
Because she is going to cheat on you later.
What goes around comes around.
Business › Re: Nigerian Fashion Designers — How Do You Reach Customers Abroad? by IbileIfe: 12:27pm On May 18
They can sell on Amazon!
Where I have sold up to $2000 of fashion and beauty products.
A customer in Nigeria even purchased shoes for $36 in 2019.

They can promote their designs on LinkedIn.

They can attend Beauty Eurasia
2 - 4 September 2026 • IFM (Istanbul Expo Center) , Turkey.

The biggest opportunity is to showcase their designs at the annual Cannes Film Festival.

Career › Re: From Cabin Crew To Abuja’s Luxury Textile Market: The Story Of Henrietta Chikodi by IbileIfe: 12:08pm On May 18
Houseofglam7:
Uhm…the post is slightly confusing 😵‍💫
Na Alex Reports on the beat again. grin
But he has made it so far.
Politics › Re: 2027: PDP screens Goodluck Jonathan, others tomorrow by IbileIfe: 9:15am On May 18
The Return of President Goodluck Jonathan, GCFR

We need a President who looks presidential and healthy.

Crime › Re: Bandits Kill 17 Police Officers At Army Special Forces School In Yobe by IbileIfe: 11:54am On May 17
The bandits and terrorists are the consequences of the failures of
the government.
Business › Re: Southwest Nigeria Is Epicentre Of Africa's Largest Counterfeit – DAWN Commission by IbileIfe: 4:45pm On May 16
Flangelo12:
We know.

And also, we know.

grin


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grin
Made in Aba is better than fake products imported from India and China.
Travel › Re: Solly Soka Madibela Lives On Nettleton Road, Africa’s Most Expensive Street by IbileIfe: 11:46am On May 12
Ibas3454:
Nigeria real estate is over priced.... With disfigured buildings
There is no spectacular building in Nigeria.

See houses of Hollywood celebrities on 73 Questions -
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLztAHXmlMZFQqnEL2hPOHFDyROa3h--xl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by IbileIfe: 4:59am On May 11
Jkilo:
Right from the beginning, all football lovers were Arsenal fans. Then the smokers among them, the rapists, the cheats, the womanizers started supporting ManU. Finally the drunkards, the drugists, the cultists and occultists, the village people and the touts started supporting Chelsea. You will all die because of the progress of Arsenal
Why this much hate? I will tell you for free: half of the haters of Arsenal don't even know the club. They don't watch their matches. They just hate Arsenal because others are hating them. Some don't even know that Arsenal has 13 league titles, 16 FA Cups and 2 European Titles
They just inherited the hate emanating from Chelsea and ManU fans. Just see the number of ex ManU an Chelsea players that have made a global embarrassment of themselves just because they want to water down the efforts of the best team in the world right now. The few smart ones among the haters have decided to keep quiet because they know that a day will come when the most hated club in the world will break the jinx of lifting trophies and that time is now. All football fans around the world should just relax and enjoy but all haters should die!
ARSENAL FOR LIFE!
You forgot to include the community shield trophies for the overall champions of England.
Celebrities › Re: Best & Worst Dressed Female Celebrities At The AMVCA Awards 2026 by IbileIfe: 12:06pm On May 10
Most of them are parodies of the MET GALA. Some of them are ridiculous.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by IbileIfe: 5:35am On May 07
geoworldedu:
It's worth celebrating whenever a team is facing Arsenal in an European competition final. Chelsea dashed Arsenal 4-1 in Europa league final. Barca dashed Arsenal 2-1. Arsenal don't know how to play European Cup finals. Go and verify.
Primary school pundits. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 5th May 2026 by IbileIfe: 10:19am On May 06
seunmsg:
We are going to Budapest! Thank you Arsenal!
HALLELUJAH!
Politics › Re: Over 10M Nigerians Joined NDC Within 24 Hours Of Obi’s Defection – Adebayo by IbileIfe: 10:21am On May 05
Somebody shout HALLELUJAH!
When Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye said that Almighty God has already decided the NEXT PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA in 2027.
The message is Clear that there will be a new President of Nigeria next year by the grace of Almighty God.
Type AMEN if you agree.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham At (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2026 by IbileIfe: 11:04am On May 03
UniQue84:
With this win we have sent a statement not only to man city but to Athletico Madrid ..


Come on guys we can do this.
HALLELUJAH!
Christianity Etc › Re: Hegseth: "I'm Not Ashamed Of My Faith In Jesus Christ" - US Secretary Of Defense by IbileIfe: 11:02am On May 03
jesusjnr2020:
"I'm Not Ashamed Of My Faith In Jesus Christ" - US Secretary Of Defense

US Secretary of war, Pete Hegseth, when grilled about his faith during a heated Senate hearing said:

“I don’t know what you’re insinuating, Senator, but I am not ashamed of my faith in Jesus Christ. If you want to shame me for it, go ahead… I’ve heard people like you try to smear my character, and I won’t give in to it.”

Watch video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_zogOMn-Ds?si=PdO06N06cD3w5eiV
HALLELUJAH!

Romans 1:16
King James Version

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.
Celebrities › Re: Oby Kechere Is Dead by IbileIfe: 4:11am On May 02
nlfpmod:
Christopher Nnodim Iheuwa announced the death of Aki Na Ukwa actress, Oby Kechere

https://www.facebook.com/share/1HxDTEcnjh/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oby_Kechere

Oby Kechere is popularly known for her role as ‘Ms Koi Koi’ in the comedy movie, Aki Na Ukwa.


https://www.tiktok.com/video/7404888384394628358?_r=1&_t=ZS-960P2J181m0
What matters most in life is not how long we live, but our legacy.
It is not defined by what we have acquired, but by what we have achieved with what we have acquired.

Mortality cannot comprehend immortality.

- EKENYERENGOZI Michael Chima,
Nigerian writer and philosopher.
Author of "The Prophet Lied", "Scarlet Tears of London" and other books..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Make First Move To Sign Victor Osimhen After Istanbul Talks by IbileIfe: 6:35pm On Apr 28
Victor Osimhen is 27?
Off mic! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Artemis II Commander Converts To Christianity After Trip To Moon(video by IbileIfe: 1:17pm On Apr 26
jesusjnr2020:
I recently said that the best proof of the Creator existence is His creation.

This atheist turned believer after returning from the moon fly by, has just proven and confirmed that saying as true.

It only took for him to see the magnificence of the creation, to realize that it couldn't have possibly come into existence without a Creator.

I also remember when Victor Glover, the Artemis II pilot, had finished preaching on the space craft, this same man, Reid Wiseman, who was on the far right, had reached out his hands to him in acknowledgment of what he just said, therefore not really surprised that he later acknowledged it himself, and started weeping in adoration of the Creator, after seeing a Christian cross, because he was already on his way to the cross.

https://www.nairaland.com/8650219/artemis-ii-pilot-victor-glover

The creation of God go humble you even an atheist.

God bless.
I recently said that the best proof of the Creator existence is His creation.

If God does not exist, we cannot exist
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists In The House, What's The Source Of Your Morality? by IbileIfe: 10:03am On Apr 26
Atheism is not a religion.
Atheism is a lack of belief in religion or anything supernatural.

Majority of the so called atheists in the house are fake atheists like the first black Nobel Laureate of Literature, Prof. Wole Soyinka who says he does not believe in God, but believes in the Yoruba Orisa gods and goddesses.
Like saying you don't believe in the existence of God, but you believe in the existence of demons and spirits.

Not believing that God exists does not mean He does not exist.
It only means you are ignorant of His existence within the scope of your knowledge.
Christianity Etc › Re: Becoming Influential With Creativity (pictures) by IbileIfe: 9:55am On Apr 26
Interesting15:
by Sunday-Akanni M.

The Original Commission God has given to us as humans is to possess and exercise dominion. Not just to know that you are meant to dominate the earth and its accompanying systems, but to actually exercise dominion indeed.


"Then God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it; have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” Genesis 1:28

Now, we have to acknowledge the fact that dominion is sacred and expensive. Fortunately, influence is a potent currency to purchase dominion. Influence has been explained as the ability to cause a person and a territory to buy into your convictions or ideology without using force or cruelty.

You must understand that becoming influential is not the same as being famous, as you don't need to be famous to be influential.

As a Christian, the purpose of your aim to be influential is for the advancement of God's perfect Will in your space. When a believer possess influence over a set of people, you can lead them to submit to Jesus and kingdom lifestyle.

Humans are made to be influenced, and there are mind control systems that shape the opinions and lifestyles of people.

Now, there are different ways to build influence, including becoming an expert or authority in something (the knowledge route), building something (particularly something that solves a human problem via innovation or invention), etc.

The highest expression of the nature of God in an individual is creativity. Everyone has the ability of God to build something, and it is what you build that gives you credibility. People will easily believe what you say on the basis of what you have built.

In Genesis 1:1, we were told - "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." When we were introduced to this Being known as God, the very first thing He showcased about Himself was that He is a Creator. God didn't have to start making noise and bullying everyone to submit to Him . He simply started showcasing His creativity by creating, building, and manufacturing things.

You can innovate or invent anything that will bring solutions to any of the human problems around the world, and people and systems will naturally submit themselves to your leadership. You will become influential over them and lead them into the loving arms of the Lord Jesus.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXkMZhACLii/?igsh=MXNjeXdvMHVqbXRqcA==
Another notable Nigerian creative of contemporary art is EKENYERENGOZI Michael Chima, artist, writer, historian and philosopher known for his popular book,. "The Prophet Lied" on the ascendancy of false religion in the camouflage of Christianity and Islam.
Crime › Re: Christian Widow Shares Heartbreaking Story Of Family Killed By Fulani Jihadists by IbileIfe: 12:37pm On Apr 22
First Lady of Nigeria, Pastoress Oluremi Tinubu lied that there was no genocide. shocked
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Moves Into Plastics & Detergents, Targets Global Market by IbileIfe: 12:34pm On Apr 22
The Dangote Refinery is more than crude oil, petrol, gas, and engine oil.
The biggest and largest money spinner is actually the petroleum cosmetic products.
This is the gold mine that can Alhaji Aliko Dangote to join the top 10 richest people in the world.

The cosmetic-grade petroleum jelly market is a rapidly expanding sector, with recent estimates placing its value at $12.9 billion in 2025. This market is projected to experience strong growth, reaching approximately $23.94 billion by 2033, driven by rising demand in personal care products, skincare, and innovative applications.

Market Segmentation and Key Data
Market Growth:

The cosmetic-grade segment is expected to grow at a CAGR of 8.03% from 2026 to 2033.

Material Market Value:
The broader "petroleum jelly material market" (which includes cosmetic, pharmaceutical, and industrial grades) was valued at roughly $2.45 billion in 2024 and is expected to reach over $4 billion by 2033.

Regional Dominance:
North America is the largest market, holding approximately 35% of the global share, followed by Europe with roughly 25%.

Key Trends Driving the Market
Product Innovation:

High demand for refined, high-quality white petroleum jelly in premium skincare products.

Personal Care Expansion:
Increasing use in moisturizing creams, lotions, and sun protection products.

Consumer Trends:
While "natural" trends exist, petroleum jelly remains in high demand for its occlusive properties (moisture retention) and safe, inert nature in personal care formulations.

The market is characterized by high competition and significant investment in regional manufacturing, particularly in Asia-Pacific and Africa.
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery To Start Crude Oil Production by IbileIfe: 2:53pm On Apr 21
The more we hear, the less we see.
Travel › Re: White Woman Jogging In Ikoyi On Lagos Island by IbileIfe: 10:40am On Apr 21
Emmatdayo:
OP, u mumu oo, wat so special about it

abi no be ordinary jogging wey everybody dey do lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Poor you. grin

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Thanks again for taking the time to make other travellers smarter, better, stronger.

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