₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
How can u be so heartless ?

I'm having an emotional breakdown here!!

ooh switty ill luv to say sry buh ahnn ahhnnn d last tym i checked,u nd d stupid kids on nairaland were tryin to mak fun of deir God forsaken self nt me.u neva thought ill feel bad.....pls ehn if u lyk hav a mental brk down its none of ma biz

IamLEGEND1:
I'm feeling so emotionally vulnerable right now & you still insult me?.....OMG I'm so sad right now.

pls commit suicide atleast plate go reduce fr ya mama hous

faith551:
That's the second language someone is insinuating the op is writing with.
The language might be alien tho

nw i bliv all nairalanders are small kids jeez its beta i belong to naija pals mumu m sure u knw wah i wrote der buh due to foolishness,u choose to follow d flock of unrepentant smelly monkeys.

faith551:
Can someone tell me what language the op is writing with?

swahili

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=40530423][/quote]i knw u didnt go to skool nd u want som1 to spell tins out fr u

Laitesmart:
in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

mumu u dey feel u to sabi na una type dem dey quick kill

Freshboi:
Sister, no offense You wogly (wowo +ugly)

smelly lookin dog even ur future wife no go eva fyn reach me no mata d mak up

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Laughing so hard ...it's espanol [/color]

retarded bitch

obum88:
I bet you are using Nokia c1

noo m usin nokia 3310 stupid goat

Laitesmart:
in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

idiot good fr nofin son of a bitch...we all make mistakes....nd if u don't understand short forms go Bleep urself

Laitesmart:
in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

idiot good fr nofin son of a bitch...we all make mistakes....nd if u don't understand shoet forms go Bleep urself

sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

Headlamp1:
Because Because

which kind peraon u b..thread som1 opened since 2008 ur commentin 2015 why ar u drawin us bck

kilokeys:
sawdust don full op head..

he didnt ask u out... he wants u to hang out with him


if u r still scared.. carry pepperspray abeg... meanwhile pm me the guy's number.. cool pple like that are rare

pepper spray??hmmmm guy no mak am luk lyk weak woman nah kilode

naughtynaughty:
NB. Bashing nd insults is allowed. Bt aw try not to reply any. So feel free.

Girlfriend, Don't even try dating any NL dude, don't go too close to them or take dem too serious. Let evri relationship you have wit then start and stop here. Why?


1. They are liars.

Chaiiiiii. NL guys, una weldone o. Dey can lie eh. Claiming what they are not close to in real life. Some of them are stil mumy's pet yet they wil be claiming badoo here. Forming lielie gist and stories here. No wonder one of dem said he was robbed and his iphone collctd meanwhile he opend another thread wit same pictures saying dogs bite him. Gbosaaa!

2. They are bully
If care isn't taken most of u wil become wife beaters. Esp those that wil come here to cuss me out. They are alws ready to insult nd bully mostly females. Haba!

3. They are lazy.
All their day to day ambition is to recharge 100naira nd buy mb just to be making stupid comments from one post to anoda. Real men are out there hustling for their lives, u guys are here wasting away. Some of dem wil be here till 11pm and be back online as early as 5am. Hian! No grl wil agree to marry a guy with no future ambition o. Abi nah ur wife go dey feed u?no wonda most of dem are lieing to be a female so dey can scam eachoda

4. Woman wrappers
Chaiii..plenty asslickers here. Running afta NL grls nd sending dem pm. Later dey wil claim they don't. Fantasising about a lady's display pix and all that. Smh. No wonder those fake lady's with fine d.pix are scaming u guys and collcting cash/recharge cards frm all of una.


5. I too know (itk)
ITK wunt kie sum of u ooo. Alws claming to know evriting and claiming to know too much. Meanwhile ure just an empty drum in real life.



*will add more points later. Ladies can help me add more points biko. Brb

most of nairaland guyz ar great forget d way dey chat here on nairaland i chat wif som nd dey ar vry vry great guyz dont judge dem wrongly

i wonder why dey always tink edo gals ar witches... d guyz ar more evil in nature

martinlooter:
Owk, get it, now let's get serious. I would like to know you better, pm me with your whatsapp number let's get serious with this thing.

huhnnn no nt interested

martinlooter:
Except you want to tell me that is the component you're made of, cos I am high on you.
Isn't that a good sign?

swit m tired stop it owk abeg

ALISMILE:
I doubt if a Muslim girl will let u in d 1st place, since its only human beings that sleep wit muslim girls!

d muslim gals i knw anyfyn can go

martinlooter:
Icym241 have you made contact to find about the relationship status of your relatives in the picture above

why are u always high on ogogoro mixed wif burukutu
why?

martinlooter:
I am not a jos sugar cane seller, I am a soldier, one of the 105 that disappeared recently, I am actually sending this from Sambisa forest, that's where I met this sister of yours with her boyfriend. More so she extends her regards.

oya go nd slip u hear mummy is callin u...go so she will remove ur pampers gud nyt

[quote author=martinlooter post=40205655]I just saw your pm, plz stop sending me pm, whatever you want to say, say it here on the thread, more so I have a gf, I don't want your advances, except you want to... [/quote

pm u say hmmmmm.......if i should send u pms its to insult u privately....... besides why will i send a jos sugar cane seller pms

martinlooter:
Wetin! Tell me you didn't get turned on just looking at my profile pix. I know you like dark, tall guys who are in the military.

hahahahahahaha huhnnn crazy u go jare m nt dark why lyk a dark guy as dah wetin i wan born
darkness nooo

martinlooter:
You dey sympathetic to them, so I am sure they are part of your clan. Check my profile pic and you will see how cute I am. But I know say if I marry you, you go spoil my cuteness.

holy cow.....broda why
why u wan crash ma fone
dis is wickedness

martinlooter:
Amen! That is if you go gree marry me oooh! Cos me and you born our children no go fail to resemble them

dat means u lik lyk ancient gogo
abeg no use bad mouth spoil ma beauty

martinlooter:
Tell me say you no laff, abi dem be your relatives?

dem luk lyk twins ye ur future wife go born say amen

hmmm mockin odas just so u guyz could hav fun nt cool

hihihihihihhahahahahohohohohoh

eyeon:
Me I taya o... Simple question o.

no mind dem jare

na jealousy go kill som gals for nl she nids answers nd som gals ar already talkin tin nawa ooo

Paulonice:
Almost everynight she comes to my room and tell me a story about how her husband is 2minutes man and she want a agile young man like me who can do it very well. she has a kid for dis man.....my good ppl, wat should i do? should i whip her wit my koboko or i should tell her husband?

which koboko