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This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by hapheeyxz: 9:19am On Nov 24, 2015
1. When you dump a girl from IBADAN(OYO) or OSUN,she'll create a scene & disgrace you.
2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll
beat you & force you to love her again whether you like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry
day & night.
4.Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch you and you will wake up with boils on your face.
5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name & picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't
even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round & sleep with all your friends.
9. Dump a girl from PORT
HARCOURT, in 2 weeks' time she'll invite you to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your dad & become your stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll
report you to her dad in the army & you will marry her at gun point.
12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur
property & apologize.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her the next day in ur house with your elder brother.
14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need
they have dumped you a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you already have AIDS.
What do you think? ..true or nah? grin

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Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by misspicy(f): 9:21am On Nov 24, 2015
grin my state so applies to me....kikikikiki
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by Nobody: 9:25am On Nov 24, 2015
All false. ......
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by tunnyl(m): 9:25am On Nov 24, 2015
misspicy:
grin my state so applies to me....kikikikiki

which state?
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by Nobody: 9:28am On Nov 24, 2015
Not funny
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by benedictnsi(m): 9:31am On Nov 24, 2015
tunnyl:

which state?

She is from Jigawa...... Her state no get swag grin

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Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by misspicy(f): 9:33am On Nov 24, 2015
tunnyl:

which state?
this state grin
benedictnsi:
She is from Jigawa...... Her state no get swag grin
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by tunnyl(m): 9:38am On Nov 24, 2015
misspicy:


this state grin


Alrice. grin
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by naijaboiy: 9:38am On Nov 24, 2015
benedictnsi:



She is from Jigawa...... Her state no get swag grin
Not nice gringringrin
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by vickoozy(m): 9:49am On Nov 24, 2015
Port harcourt girls, soso real, our girls rock.....PH finest says so
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by Blackfire(m): 9:55am On Nov 24, 2015
Uwa mmebi.




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Opin aye.
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by Nobody: 10:05am On Nov 24, 2015
Very true...undecided

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Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by hapheeyxz: 10:47am On Nov 24, 2015
Estharfabian:
Very true...undecided
Leave dem make dem dey form
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by boyo123(m): 11:07am On Nov 24, 2015
oyo and abia- very true
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by icym241: 11:23am On Nov 24, 2015
i wonder why dey always tink edo gals ar witches... d guyz ar more evil in nature
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by wordbank(m): 11:35am On Nov 24, 2015
Ukwu nwanyi owerri
Ph gehs dey marry over 5x before menopause
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by chiddye(m): 11:42am On Nov 24, 2015
www.nairaland.com/2758113/legalising-marijuana-nigerian-economy
checkout the economic benefits of legalising marijuana
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by ggrin(f): 11:44am On Nov 24, 2015
Abk girls nko?undecided
Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by Nobody: 12:28pm On Nov 24, 2015
cheesy grin

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