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Antichristian2:
This looks like the biblical wedding Jesus attended in Cana!

Booze aplenty!

Ajeh 😌🙌

I will Japa and japada for business. If it fails, rejapa forever

Chinese, Lebanese and Indians repatriate millions of dollars daily from Nigeria 👌💯. Manufacturing is the main deal🙌

Vulcan24:
There's illegal mineral trade at all these sites used by insurgents, politicians and troops provide safe passage for buyers while the insurgents sell and cut shares for the politicians

They benefit from the illegal sale of different solid minerals that's why there's no offensive on insurgents.

Foreign buyers fly in wit choppers to pick up the illegal mining minerals from insurgents via road etc

The activity and trade is what sustain, finance insurgents

You've said it all👌💯

malali:
Dear President Tinubu,

Enough with the recycled diagnosis—we’ve known the disease for two decades. Insecurity in forests, terrorism, banditry, kidnappings—all old headlines.

What Nigerians need now is execution, not another elegant recital of problems we’ve memorized through tears and trauma.

We don’t need another summit. We don’t need more gratitude to past endorsements. We need you to show up with solutions, implement them ruthlessly, and show results.

You say “investment is cowardly.”
Then be brave.
Reclaim the forests, deploy the tech, and dismantle the terror economy. Talk less, deliver more.

Every day you delay, farmers are displaced, children are orphaned, and confidence in the state erodes further.

Leadership is not therapy. We don’t need to be reminded of our trauma. We need to see its end.

Respectfully—but firmly,
Nigerians who still believe in functional governance.

You nailed it bro 🙌💯📌

My phone na desktop

Nyash na nyash

Business center, turn that building to manufacturing warehouse and see productivity 👌💯

GIDIBANKZ:
Na Port Harcourt you for SNAP this picture 😂😂😂.....I know this building very well 😂

Money must be made MMM
Pulpit Bandits no go Kee person 🤧

Bring in Isreali Technical drone unit and watch this madness end 💥💣🗡️🔥💯

just2endowed:
It's not about buying weapons. It's about intelligence gathering. We have incompetent generals leading the pack that couldn't be proactive. Docile and lack the know how.

Naija intelligence is zero and corruption have taken over

just2endowed:
All these intelligent you are sharing now, it's matter of time before the jihadist t terrorist start using these technologies to attack our imcompete useless Nigeria army

Terrorists/kidnappers are already using drones, that's why the military banned using it in the north East, Boko Haram is advanced than our boys Scout

Dogalmighty17:
Let us be brutally honest with ourselves now. Nigerian army is beginning to border on incompetent. These needless loss of lives can very well be avoided. Why is the army still fighting as if it is in the 90s? Why is it using incredibly outdated tactics?

I watch steadily the theatre of war that is Ukraine I see how simple cheap drones have become a game changer, stopping Russia in its paths. Drones have changed the game effectively stopping the advance of any attacking force from any direction.

This reason is why the United States last week made it mandatory that every division of the US army will be equipped with thousands of drones going forward.

Why sit and wait for an attack when drones gives you eyes in the sky, heads-up ability to spot the mass of the enemy as they advance and send attacking drones at them to disorient and dislodge them. The moment you are exchanging gunfire with an adversary it is already late.

That's why you will not see large scale infantry and mechanised attacks in Ukraine anymore. Drones have rendered those tactics obsolete.

These drones cost less than 5000 dollars. It is willful malice that every Nigerian FOB should not have tens or more of these deployed. The stand-off ability drones offer makes them an asset to any theatre.

Let's not forget the reconnaissance ability drones give. ISWAP and Boko Haram have camps they amass in and advance from. Drones give huge abilities to take the fight to these elements. Hearing news of the army always being on defense is becoming irritating. This is over 15 years of Boko Haram and ISWAP now. Have we not gathered enough intel to know the location of these camps? Why is it that we never read that Nigerian army has attacked the camp of the insurgents? Why is it always that the army has to be on the defensive against them?

The ultimate sacrifice men of the army have paid is inestimable and is deeply appreciated. But it is time to change tactics. The old ways don't work anymore.

There's no political will💯, the politicians and military heads are after kickbacks from highly inflated military budgets from military contractors, they simply don't want the war to end.
I get marvelled how Gaza is under 24hr Isreali military surveillance. You will be hearing the sounds of drones live on TV. Two seconds, everywhere don burst 💣💥👌💯

Boys scout at it again 🤷, where are the the tucano jets and drones 🤦. Don't the military have scout 😥.
Last last, it's only mercenaries that will end north central, north east and north west madness 👌

ggood:
These guys are not bandits They are terrorist , stop calling them bandits, bandits is a common thief and can not burn down a whole military barracks

Buhari declared them terrorist, shot at sight 👌💯

ledaman:
Lol! So the women just went there on there own and staged walk out.
Haba Bros! E don tey yanssh dey back oooo

You sef, you should know that feeding, pocket money and transport was giving to them and that's why they wore uniform shirt. The rebellion was planned from the grassroots abi you think it's the women who really need empowerment

stampo:
Early warning signs that Wike has lost his grip on Rivers State...

Tinubu should know now that Wike cannot deliver Rivers State to him nor APC.

The people are now resolute with their demands and eyes wide open..

You can't continue to manipulate the people anymore.

You nailed it bro 🙌📌💯

Noblechykk:
So why will the organisers put the suspended governor's wife picture on the banner? Make Una dey pretend to have a functional brain

Mr ibas and his wife is looking for acceptability. It's obvious rivers people no send their Papa

fergie001:
They shouldn't have informed the women she will be there.
They would have also not printed vests with her face and Remi's

Simply say Remi is coming or Remi and Ibas' wife will be there... Those who will come and those who will not, remain in their houses.

It was a revolt from the grassroots mobilizers. It's a total boycott 👌💯, a direct message to Aso rock. Wike has lost it and trying to save face 🤷

Bosman17:
Whose picture was on the t-shirts they wore? Is that Sim’s wife’s? That’s Mrs Ibas and the First Lady of Nigeria. I think it was an orchestrated plan to embarrass the president’s wife.

It was a revolt from the grassroots mobilizers. It's a total boycott 👌💯, a direct message to Aso rock. Wike has lost it and trying to save face 🤷

ledaman:
I said earlier Fubara will learn in a bitter and hard way.
You want peace yet, you are sponsoring your loyalist to disrupt and event meant for the office of the first lady.
I just pity his political career.
As for the foolish and uneducated women,
Keep following and irresponsible leader that will not help you and your families.

Calm down, it's political women grassroots mobilizers of PDP that were at the event, does that ring a bell to you?

AdamuKD:
My cousin staying with us graduated recently with third class and his mother is worried about his chances of finding work with his grade. We are contemplating of sending him abroad to upgrade himself.
Is there any University abroad that admits 3rd class students for Master's Program?

His course?

dalass:
Marry her and see if when she relocate she cannot fend for herself or team up with you. That she is a graduate is an asset. At least she's taken care of herself till now. You're not God to think without you she can't make it

So if you're letting her go after 6 years, no be waste be that You didn't let her go at 23, 24. It is now that she's 29 you're thinking of letting her go. Go where at 29, you get sense so Baba nla time waster ni e. The thunder that will fire you dey do press up

Mama calm down 🙏,

Relationship wey start when Baba land Canada 🤷. Even diamond mines easy na, let her sponsor her self there na

dalass:
Is she not a graduate?

Marry her, she can work and make money too. Except she's a bimbo with no education or skill. Build together.

Once you have money now, if don't chase ladies, dem go chase you.

Marry her, you're on the way to success, don't keep her waiting o, you don waste 6 years of her life already

Which kind waste

Mcslize:
Build yourself up first young man. A man that can not provide for his family always looks disgusting to the wife.

Remember, she won't assist you in providing. Everything will be on your head. I don't see any consideration in her part if she is solely focused on getting married without considering your current pocket, brother you're going to create big problems for yourself.

The fact that she is solely fixated on the marriage without even considering whether you can handle the expenses and fed for her shows some elements of selfishness in the whole thing.

Marriage is not a child's play. Those that will advise you to go into marriage when you are not financially ready won't be there to assist you. And the woman that is pressuring you will be the first to water down all your efforts once you find it hard to provide for her. She will be the first to start comparing you to other men.

Look before you leap!

Words of diamonds 🙌👌💯📌

advanceDNA:
I love women...
Without shishi in their pocket, they will put you under pressure, say u are wasting their time and make you work on their own time to achieve their own aim in life.............while the reality is that they have no where to go because their plans B, C & D is not set,

How can u want to come into my life without shi shi, to increase my expense yet you are making it look like you are doing me a favor..

Baba...give urself brain ooooo

Take cover, those gender are coming for your head 🤣😂😅🙌💯🤷

James4358:
Bro marry when you are ready... I got married this January & I'm already tired. You must be ready Financially, Emotionally & otherwise. Don't be pressured into marriage, it won't be a funny experience. Finally, make sure she's the right person, So she doesn't use u to achieve her aim of Japa & then serve u breakfast when she gets there.

This is serious, so soon 🫂. Better days ahead man

weslay:
I have seen men throw away their dreams due to pressure from their partners only to get compared to better men after settling down.

Nigga, down let anyone pressure you. Live life on your own terms

This hits hard 📌💯

bigpicture001:
My problem with this story is that sh only started to date you when u travelled out..

Sh didn't let u reach your destination and started a string push to move over there.. not as a wife, but as a free and single female whom u never dated in real sense of dating..

And when it failed, it's all about u marrying her which still leads to travelling...

Why didn't sh start something doing since 2019, why didn't she seek for a job since 2019. Why didn't she consider you datable until u travelled....

Why is the talk of marrying her only after all effort for her to travel failed...?

I smell rat!

He's gonna learn the hard way 🤷

Xavier0978:
Hey guys,

Please, I need your opinion on this issue. So I’ve known my girlfriend since NYSC 2019, and ever since then, we’ve been best of friends. I travelled out in 2022, but we still kept in touch and from there we started dating. I’m 29 and she’s also 29. Honestly, I have plans to settle down and marry her when things are right.

A quick note: she’s been trying to come over to meet me as a student ever since I got here, but for one reason or the other it hasn’t worked out (Canada visa rejections and all). Now, she’s talking about how she plans to settle down before her next birthday and even suggested that I marry her while she waits in Nigeria for a maximum of two years before joining me. She really just wants to get married.

To be honest, I currently work and I’m also doing another master’s program in a very reputable institution here in Canada, and I will be done this year. The stress of working and schooling is a lot, and my current workplace pays the barest minimum. I literally have nothing left after sorting out all my bills and expenses. I’m not financially ready to settle down right now, and I even gave her a timeline of two years. Worst case, no matter what, we’ll settle down in two years max. Let me try and fix things for myself here. I can’t marry and bring someone’s daughter here to come and suffer.

I’m a worried person. My dreams are really big and God knows I’m working tirelessly to achieve them. She also knows because I discuss everything with her. Honestly, I understand her point of view, but I’m the kind of person that gets really anxious easily. It would kill me to get married, have kids, and not be able to cater for them.

I know you can’t have everything financially before settling down, but I want at least a moderately stable job. One that allows me to take care of her confidently even if she comes over and doesn’t work immediately. To be honest, my job pay is very low, like unimaginably low, and I’m just barely surviving. I’ve pictured every possible scenario, thinking and planning ahead, but everything is pointing to one answer — I’m not ready.

Considering her age and the kind of person she is, I strongly believe that after marriage she will want kids and to start building a family. That’s not a bad thing, but I, as a man, don’t want to get stuck in that life yet because I know the kind of future I envision. I’ve always promised myself that I won’t raise a family on “manage-manage.” I feel like if I get married now and start raising a family, my focus will shift entirely to making sure they live well, which could make me lose track of my personal goals.

I swear, I know my girlfriend loves me. That’s not in doubt. But I’ve been pleading with her to give me at least two more years. If after that things are still not great, then we’ll settle down and manage until something better comes.

Right now, to be honest, I don’t even have anything financially to plan a small wedding, and I definitely won’t borrow or ask anyone for financial support to do a wedding.

Please, I want your honest opinion. The two options here are: either get married before this time next year or end the relationship now, as there are other people already asking for her hand in marriage.

Face your future, you are being manipulated. Don't pressure yourself, she's only interested in joining you in Canada. Don't tie yourself down