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NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:40pm On Jun 03, 2015
shawwal1:
If u had to work tru out the night nko?no waken up until sun hit ur eyes b that
Which kind of work am I doing through out the night.....
Subhanallah !!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:36pm On Jun 03, 2015
babatawa:
Kai kasan ana Salat cikin natsuwa ne, zaka iya?

kuma ur amarya have to start wearin nikab
I'll try my possible best.

She would wear the niqab dole dole
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:32pm On Jun 03, 2015
Gazaliah:
Are you to judge?


Your allegation is Dohif and not Sahih.



Do you know the process to remove me as the IMAMhuh

Firstly,Moshuara....

Secondly,Fiqh Jurisdiction...

Thirdly,Shariah Decision...



But think well ooooooo
Imam Abu kaka cool salamu Alaikum

Oya calm down o.... we no need fiqh to remove ashawo imam
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:28pm On Jun 03, 2015
babatawa:
idee91 ga wata nan cheesy wink
Haliluck no go like make I marry 2nd wife o.... sai dai mu ringa buga away dai...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:24pm On Jun 03, 2015
babatawa:
shut ur trap johr... Hippopota_crite like you

Fellow Muslim Brothers, this guy can no longer lead us in Salat and I'm sure y'all know why.

I'd suggest we appoint someone of high moral standing soonest

cc majidyusuf, idee91, 2el, shawwal1....
Imam 1- B15 PCMs should be me gaskiya

With my potential Amarya(haliluck) by my side, I'll be a punctual Imam. Cos b4 I wake up, ruwan alwala go don ready.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 12:11pm On Jun 03, 2015
haliluck:
No jus hug if u kiss me I wud chuk ur mouth...u wanto b kissing ur elders abi. So cos NYSC no quick mobilize u u want turn gigolo abi? No b 4 my body u go strt oya shift
Lols....
Hows today going ya'll !!

Haliluck, when is our E-Wedding coming up ?

You know the love is dere
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:34am On Jun 03, 2015
haliluck:
Ashawo sumbory jus spread ur arms nd close dat mouth b4 I chuk knife inside
Why would you chuke knife in my mouth ??... . collect hug and kiss naw
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
Hehe.. wayyo Allah na, an cema ita yar bola ce

tor walahi baka isa ka kwace ta ba.. Kana bani girma shine kana son ka ci inda ina tunanin ci huh

Alade kawai, baho, ji kansa kamar giginya, jahili ARNe kaawai tongue
Dan ubanka kar ka kara zagina shocked
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2015
theSpark:
Hehe.. wayyo Allah na, an cema ita yar bola ce
tor walahi baka isa ka kwace ta ba
Hehe Oh my God, were you told she was a junkyard scavenger? Lo by God, you can't snatch her away.

.. Kana bani girma shine kana son ka ci inda ina tunanin ci
You say you respect me and you want to feed where I'm thinking of eating?

Alade kawai, baho, ji kansa kamar giginya, jahili
ARNe kaawai
Pig, See his head like Giginya (a music instrument I think), ignoramus and 'atheist?'


Whoever they told this to should forgive me please. Please grin
Shege munafiki
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 8:36pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
Ama kai walahi kaci Uwar reni fa

buduruwar tawa shine kake son na baka

kama reni min wayyo undecided shashasha kawai

matsiyaci, kwarto, mushen kaji, dolo kawai

dallah tashi ka ba mutane wuri.

but why issit that...
Kai !! Ni ka zaga haka don duwawu.....
Domin ina baka girma ?
Toh zaka chi ubanka... shege, dan akuya, mai kashi a leda, mahukachi, kwarto....

Kuma jemiman sai na kwache ta undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 8:36pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
Ama kai walahi kaci Uwar reni fa

buduruwar tawa shine kake son na baka

kama reni min wayyo undecided shashasha kawai

matsiyaci, kwarto, mushen kaji, dolo kawai

dallah tashi ka ba mutane wuri.

but why issit that...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 8:09pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
hehehhee.... destination well entered into Gps buh wait abeg wetin u wan carry tongue do again undecided
Daddy tawa u don forget wetin u teach me ne ?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 8:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
Beamborla:
I don't understand this Yoruba jor angry

Twas a typo
Typo for where ??...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 8:02pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
haha... i nur talk so

ama duwawun ta bala'i ne cheesy
Sai oga !!!! Baba o.... I remain loyal sir

Waton duwawun fire ne ko....

Toh oga ya zamuyi da ita mana ?

Ka min loan din ta... free transfer wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 7:58pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
For your mind now u smart abi. iffa knock u you wee goan hug idee91..
Abeg put gps for the knock, make she no miss desired target..... *spreads arms , open mouth, tongue out*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 3:22pm On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
are u kiddin me... undecided

if u see my jemimaa01 back tyre u go retract that statement....
In other words na morano jemima be o....

Kaya dam tongue
EducationRe: UNILORIN Students Nab Two Thieves During Night Class (Photos) by idee91: 11:22am On Jun 02, 2015
Slimmos:
we still catch thief for ali akilu last week, remain small e for give up b4 security com carry am. student even break one of d security man mouth because we don dey vex die
Wow !!!
Thats good. May God continue to expose those useless boiz....
EducationRe: UNILORIN Students Nab Two Thieves During Night Class (Photos) by idee91: 7:12am On Jun 02, 2015
Lol..... reminded me of those days @ ABU kongo campus.
Theif wey dem catch go dey try run enter security office ni o....cos all the anger wey boiz don gada, na untop ur head he go dey o ....
No where wey students no dey thief o..
Inside mosque, church, lecturer office, library, class, hostel is the root.... grin

May God punish that thief wey steal three laptops from my room a day to my final exam. .... dat thief spoil our planned celebration.... see films, games, even our unfinished projects wey dem carry go.... grin

Chai !! Diaris Godu oo
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 5:51am On Jun 02, 2015
babatawa:
shey i resemble idee91 for ur eyes

i wee just beat you
Wetin won dey cause all this iranu ?....
I'll join una two, flog the virus wey dey worry una head comot undecided

By the way good morning to ya'll & have a productive day ahead...... cheeers !! smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by idee91: 6:42pm On Jun 01, 2015
Lol...... bruse killed it
PoliticsRe: Purge Yourselves Of Corruption First Before Challenging APC - Ribadu To PDP by idee91: 5:17pm On Jun 01, 2015
Ribadu shut up.... grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 2:41pm On Jun 01, 2015
miccoy:
I dare them. Let them try angry CEO kor DEO ni
Lols... Baddo huh cool
Incase u see a new account like miccoy007, just know its my oga has resurrected. . grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 1:43pm On Jun 01, 2015
babatawa:
this got me laffin... the boy just carry him.hand go wake 'ban' from slip
Hehehehe ....ban small na ..... Dem go delete the guy account....

Na CEO the guy attack o grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 3:16pm On May 31, 2015
iykebesbt1:
hope u are not wishing that to me bro? 2013...haven't I waited enough??
Uv waited enough..... My mind bin don dey beat like 4 times per second, so I for don swear pass like dat for u sef.... Take time o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 3:04pm On May 31, 2015
Iyke It seems you want to miss batch B15 abi ?. ...... nansense undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 10:24pm On May 30, 2015
Now we won't hear word again o.... we don Carry cup undecided
Potatoes gon potate grin..... alright we don hear. It yaff do
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 4:16pm On May 30, 2015
chikaodili345:
Sigh.
I presume that was a sigh of relief.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 3:43pm On May 30, 2015
hilsocial:
Hahahaha. I saw d guy's post I wanted to reply bt I knew that she will so I didn't bother. I love d way she replied dou bt her trying to use Sunday as an excuse was my p knowing her purported religion but am ok with her response now.
Chika chika... she's a Christian..... she was just being sarcastic as she just mentioned.
But we all didn't get the sarcasm then.. wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 2:34pm On May 30, 2015
hilsocial:
U contradict urself atimes, even dou I agree on ur response to d guy's early rude character, I now wonder weda ur claim abt ur religious believe is true.
U should have waited for them to finish the argument b4 u make ur point to her.... u don give the guy bonus naw undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 5:43am On May 30, 2015
babatawa:
haha... Na plenty unwanted ePregnancy b4 camp b dat
You that know.....
Dude where have you been ?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 11:45pm On May 29, 2015
majidyusuf:
SANI danja don enter your brain
Really ?? Dah fucc is dat ? cry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by idee91: 11:43pm On May 29, 2015
Gazaliah:
By tomorrow,I will send the e-Invitation cards to the thread....Abeg,help me tell Hilsocial that he dey for RSVP oooo and miccoy and majidyusuf go help me distribute the invitation cards....



Thespark,you go be the waiter on that day.




Idee91,can you best mehuhAm thinking of Ajistai2003 but since you dey around,maybe you can do the job....
So me na second choice undecided .... I go vex o....

Twill be an honour sha grin ....

Getting my white agbada for washing and starching

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